A dog decided to go for a swim in a pond. But when it got in, it realized it couldn't swim as well as it thought. It started paddling furiously and barking at the same time. A nearby duck just looked at the dog and quacked as if to say 'What are you doing?' The dog finally made it to the shore, looking very embarrassed.
There was a cat who loved to play with a ball of yarn. One day, it got so tangled up in the yarn that it looked like a walking ball of fuzz. It tried to walk but just ended up falling over. When the owner saw it, they couldn't stop laughing. The cat, though, seemed very confused as to why it couldn't move properly.
A duck walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, 'We don't serve ducks here.' The duck replied, 'I don't see why not. I've got money.' The bartender was stunned for a moment. Then the duck pulled out a wad of bills from under its wing. The bartender still refused, saying it was against the rules. The duck left, muttering about discrimination. It was quite a sight to see a duck with such attitude.
A cat once got into a box of feathers that was meant for a craft project. When the owner came into the room, the cat was covered in feathers from nose to tail. It looked like a walking, meowing ball of fluff. The cat was so proud of itself, strutting around the room as if it had just achieved something great. It tried to jump up on the couch but slipped because of all the feathers. It ended up rolling onto the floor, still looking completely unashamed and that was really a comical sight.
There was a little mouse who thought he was a lion. In the first paragraph, he strutted around the mouse hole, trying to roar like a lion. It came out as a squeak. In the second paragraph, he decided to go hunting. He saw a crumb and pounced on it as if it was a big antelope. In the third paragraph, he tried to mark his territory like a lion, but all he could do was leave a little pee mark. In the fourth paragraph, when a real cat showed up, instead of running away, he stood his ground and tried to scare the cat with his tiny paws. The cat just looked at him amused. In the fifth paragraph, he finally realized he was just a mouse and scurried back into his hole.
There was a group of squirrels who decided to have a race. One of the squirrels, named Nutty, thought he could use a leaf as a parachute to fly faster. So he grabbed a big leaf and jumped from a tree. But instead of flying, he just spun around in the air and landed in a bush. The other squirrels laughed so hard. In the second paragraph, Nutty didn't give up. He tried again with a bigger leaf. This time he flew a little bit but crashed into another squirrel. By the third paragraph, they all forgot about the race and just had fun watching Nutty's crazy attempts at flying with leaves.
Sure. A dog went to a telegraph office. He took out a blank form and wrote 'Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.' The clerk looked at it and said, 'There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.' The dog replied, 'But that would make no sense at all!'.
Sure. There was a cat who loved to play with a ball of yarn. One day, the cat got the yarn all tangled up around itself. It looked like a furry, moving ball of mess. When the dog saw it, the dog barked in surprise. The cat tried to run away but just ended up rolling around. The dog, thinking it was a new kind of toy, chased after the rolling cat - yarn ball. The cat finally got free but was so tired that it just lay there while the dog licked it, still thinking it was a strange new toy.
A dog saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree. But then it barked at the tree for an hour.
In a meadow, there were some bunnies. First part: One bunny thought it could jump over a really wide ditch. It took a big leap but landed right in the middle. Its ears were flopping everywhere as it struggled to get out. In part 2, another bunny tried to help. It grabbed a long stick and poked the first bunny. But it accidentally poked itself in the nose. In part 3, the third bunny, seeing all this chaos, ran in circles not knowing what to do. Finally, the first bunny managed to jump out on its own, and they all hopped away looking quite silly.
There is a story about a cat. This cat was obsessed with boxes. One day, the owner bought a new TV. As soon as the box was opened and the TV was taken out, the cat jumped into the box. It stayed there all day, peeking out at everyone. It looked like it had found its new little kingdom inside that box.
Well, a group of ducks once decided to cross a busy road. They waddled in a line, one after the other. The cars had to stop and wait for them. One duck at the end of the line seemed to be daydreaming and was left behind. It suddenly realized it was alone and started running as fast as its little legs could carry it to catch up with the others. The drivers were all laughing at this cute scene.