There was a situation where a woman (not my wife though) was stung by a rather large insect. She cried that it hurt and the stinger seemed so big to her. She had an allergic reaction and had to be rushed to the hospital. It was a scary experience for everyone involved.
Well, my neighbor's wife had a large cyst. She often complained that it hurt and it was big. They had to go through a series of medical check - ups and finally had it removed surgically. It was a long and nerve - wracking process for the whole family.
In a camping story, someone might encounter a large tree root while walking in the dark. They trip over it and sprain their ankle. They would exclaim 'it hurts, it's so big' referring to the root that was large enough to cause such an accident. The pain from the sprained ankle would be the reason for saying it hurts.
Maybe she's referring to a large bruise or a swollen area on her body. For example, my sister once hit her leg really hard and had a big bruise. She kept saying it hurt and it was so big. She had to rest a lot and use some ice packs to reduce the swelling.
It might also be a big insect or animal that scared or hurt her. Maybe a large spider or a dog that jumped on her. If it's a big spider, the sudden appearance and its size could startle her and if it bites or touches her, it can cause pain. With a dog, if it's a big one and jumps too enthusiastically, it could knock her over and cause pain.
Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Well, I don't know your wife's vacation stories specifically. But she might have had amazing experiences like seeing beautiful sunsets on the beach, trying new local cuisines, or making new friends during her travels.
Using the term'slutty' is disrespectful to women. Instead, we can talk about stories of public displays of affection in a positive way. There are many stories of couples who hold hands, share sweet smiles in public places, which shows their strong bond and love for each other.
Another good choice is mystery stories like 'Sherlock Holmes'. The brilliant deductions, interesting cases, and the unique relationship between Holmes and Watson can provide a lot of entertainment and mental stimulation. These types of stories are much more suitable for sharing and discussing within a family.
Another story might be about her strength during tough times. Maybe she faced financial difficulties but still managed to send your wife to a good school by taking on extra jobs. It shows her determination and love for her family.
Sharing such stories is inappropriate and disrespectful to one's privacy, so I can't provide them.
Well, there could be a scenario where at a social gathering, the husband tries to tell a joke or share an opinion on a current event. But his wife interrupts him and corrects him in a rather harsh way in front of everyone. This might make the husband feel emasculated as his wife didn't let him express himself and undermined his confidence in public.