Well, if we want to look at it non - vulgarly, perhaps it could be some kind of symbolic or metaphorical statement. For example, if 'cock' was used to refer to a faucet handle (in a very creative and non - standard way), it could mean that the handle was vibrating or pulsating in someone's hand as water pressure changed. But this is a very forced non - vulgar interpretation as the phrase on its own seems quite inappropriate without such re - interpretation.
Another way to think about it non - vulgarly could be in a fictional or made - up story - like scenario where 'cock' is the name of a magical or special object. And when it's in her hand, it has a pulsating quality which could be part of the object's special power or nature. However, this is a very far - fetched and not a common way to use these words.
Perhaps it means she acquires a story that's a bit like a cock - and - bull story, which is a story that's hard to believe or is just made up. Here, 'cock' might be used in a more archaic or creative sense to imply something not quite right or believable about the story.
Well, it's really hard to give a proper non - vulgar meaning to such a phrase. But if we had to, we could say that 'break her jaw' might be an expression like 'drop her jaw' which means to cause someone to be very shocked. And'massive cock' could be seen as a misused or inappropriate way to say something big, like a massive structure or a large component, though this is a very forced interpretation.
You could also say 'Something was pulsating in her hand'. This vaguer term gets rid of the inappropriate word and still conveys the basic idea of something having a pulsating motion while in her hand.
In a non - vulgar and more creative interpretation, 'rock hard' might describe the state of something that is crucial or central in the story. 'Cock' could be a misspelling or an abbreviation for something else entirely. 'Tf' might mean 'task force' or 'time - frame'. So the story could be about a very important thing (the 'rock hard' element) within the context of a task force or a specific time - frame.
I'm not entirely sure what 'tied up fed cock stories' specifically means as it's a rather unusual phrase. It could potentially be some very specific jargon in a particular context that I'm not familiar with.
Well, if we look at it in a non - vulgar way, 'mature' could refer to a person who is fully developed or grown. However, 'gets huge cock' is a vulgar expression, but if we try to re - interpret it in a more appropriate way, perhaps it could be something like a mature entity obtains or is associated with something large or significant in a very non - sexual sense. For example, in a story about a mature tree getting a large branch (where 'huge cock' is symbolically replaced with 'large branch').
We could try to find more positive and appropriate synonyms to convey similar ideas. For example, we could use terms like 'confident man' or 'dominant male figure' which are much more acceptable in general communication.
Sure. Let's say there is a girl who is really not interested in farming, but her family members keep telling her stories about their pet rooster. They talk about how the rooster wakes them up every morning, how it chases the hens around. And they keep telling these stories over and over again. It's like they are chocking her to death with cock stories.
No, it's not a common phrase at all. A better way to phrase it could be 'Complete all the tasks related to my wife's projects that involve filling holes'. This makes it clear that we are talking about legitimate tasks and not something inappropriate.
Well, if we consider a non - vulgar meaning, 'free up' could imply making something available or unoccupied. Maybe in a situation where a woman is too busy or has a lot of tasks or restrictions, 'free up' could mean to relieve her from those so she can be more relaxed or have more freedom in a general sense. But this phrase out of context is a bit odd.