Do you have any funny private stories about traveling?
On a trip to a mountain, my friend and I got lost. We followed what we thought was a path but it led us to a dead - end near a cliff. We were so scared at first but then we just started laughing at our stupidity. After that, we found the right way back.
Do you have any funny stories about TaskRabbit?
Well, once I heard a story. A person on TaskRabbit was hired to assemble a really complex piece of furniture. They showed up with all these strange tools and started working. Halfway through, they realized they had misread the instructions completely. Instead of building a bookshelf, they were making something that looked like a modern art sculpture. It was hilarious when they finally showed it to the homeowner.
Do you have any funny stories about bread?
Sure. Once I saw a little boy trying to eat a huge loaf of bread like it was a hamburger. He opened his mouth as wide as he could but still couldn't take a proper bite, and his face got all smeared with butter. It was hilarious.
Do you have any romantic novels that have funny and time-traveling elements?
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. "The Cultivation of a Fair, Rich, and Beautiful Woman": A silly young woman who transmigrated to another world and became a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. It was a funny and sweet plot. 2. "Wild and Untamed Thief Concubine": The story of a modern thief traveling back to ancient times and having a happy time with a black wolf. 3. "The Goddess of Transformation": An interesting story of a disabled person with powder fractures in both legs who transmigrated to another world and became a demoness. 4. "How Did I Become a Fox Demon?" It was a humorous story about a person who transmigrated into a fox, turned into a bachelor, and was single. 5. "The villain is raised askew by the transformation. What's the big deal?": The villain is cute. It's an interesting story of transmigrating into a girl. 6. "I'm a Spectator": A female audience member who transmigrated to become a character in various worlds. It was hilarious and fun. 7. "Destined to be an Imperial Concubine": She woke up to become the most extraordinary woman in the Northern Song Dynasty and walked into a purely funny story about the life of the Northern Song literati. 8. [Delicious and Lazy: The Life of a Rice Worm]: An interesting story about an ancient lady who lived a life of eating and drinking without worry and flirting with beautiful men, and was involved in a fierce court battle. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Do you have any short funny stories about animals?
A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'
Do you have any private placement novels that you recommend (such as the private placement novel)?
😋I recommend you a complete collection of private equity novels called "The Wind and Cloud of Business Killing". The plot is very exciting and it deeply explored the game and struggle of the capital market. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Do you have any funny snowboarding stories?
Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any short funny marriage stories about misunderstandings?
Yes. A husband bought his wife a beautiful dress as a surprise. When she saw it, she thought he was hinting that she needed to dress better. She got mad at first. But when he explained it was just because he saw it and thought it would look amazing on her, she felt silly and they had a good laugh.
Do you have any crazy funny true stories about animals?
I heard about a goat that managed to get into a small car. It honked the horn and scared the owner when they came back. Apparently, the goat was attracted by a bag of food left in the car. The owner had to call for help to get the goat out, and it was a really crazy situation.
Do you have any funny halloween personal stories about costumes?
Sure. One Halloween, I decided to be a fairy. I made my costume myself. I used a lot of glitter and tulle. But I didn't realize how much glitter would fall off. By the end of the night, I left a trail of glitter everywhere I went. People were joking that they could find their way home just by following my glitter path.