Do you have any short funny marriage stories about misunderstandings?
Yes. A husband bought his wife a beautiful dress as a surprise. When she saw it, she thought he was hinting that she needed to dress better. She got mad at first. But when he explained it was just because he saw it and thought it would look amazing on her, she felt silly and they had a good laugh.
One day, the husband told his wife he was going to 'hang out' with his friends. The wife thought he meant just sitting around chatting. But when she saw him come back all muddy from playing football with the guys, she was shocked. They then realized they had different ideas of 'hanging out', and it became a running joke in their marriage.
Do you have any short funny stories about animals?
A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'
Do you have any other funny fighting marriage stories?
Yes. A couple had a fight about who made the mess in the kitchen. As they were arguing, their toddler came in and started 'cleaning' by spreading more flour everywhere. They couldn't help but laugh at the chaos and then worked together to clean up.
Do you have any short happy funny true stories about animals?
Yes. There's a story about a dog. A neighbor's dog once chased its own tail for a good five minutes. It was running around in circles, barking happily as if it was on a very important mission. Finally, it caught its tail, looked a bit confused for a second, and then just lay down as if nothing had happened. It was really funny.
Do you have any short funny travel stories about unexpected encounters?
Yes. I was in London. I was walking in a park when a squirrel came right up to me and stared. It seemed like it was waiting for me to give it food. I didn't have any, and it made this really indignant face and ran away. It was so funny.
Do you have any more funny short ghost stories?
A young couple moved into a new apartment. One night, the wife saw a ghostly face in the mirror while brushing her teeth. But when she blinked, it was gone. Later, she found out it was the previous tenant's clumsy attempt at scaring new people, as he left a funny - looking mask stuck to the back of the mirror.
Do you have any short and funny ghost stories for kids?
A ghost was so small that he could fit into a teacup. He decided to haunt a tea party. When the ladies saw the little ghost popping out of the teacup, instead of being scared, they offered him a biscuit. The ghost was so happy that he became their regular tea - time guest and stopped being spooky.
Do you have any other funny short valentine stories?
Sure. A girl made a Valentine's card for her boyfriend. She drew a really funny-looking heart that was more like a lopsided potato. When she gave it to him, he couldn't stop laughing and put it up on his wall as the most unique Valentine's gift ever.
Do you have any more short funny mom stories?
Yes. My mom went to the grocery store wearing two different shoes by mistake. One was a sneaker and the other was a slipper. She didn't notice until the cashier pointed it out. She was so embarrassed but we all found it really funny.
Do you have any very short funny stories for kids?
There was a little girl who wanted to be a singer. She practiced in the bathroom and when she came out, her family said they thought there was a drowning cat in there. But she just laughed and said that was her high note.
Do you have any funny romantic short stories to recommend?
I recommend the following novel to you, xo xo: 1. "Bad Friend, Follow Me" was a short story about a group of transmigrators who joined forces to unify the world in order to return home. It was very funny. 2. "I've Raised a Sweet Movie King"-a short story-a short story story. It told the hilarious story of a handsome man and a beautiful woman. It was very funny. 3. "Coincidentally, I Ran Into Your Arms"-Short story, a short story that described the romantic love story between two enemies who met on a narrow road. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗