What are some funny free Halloween stories you know?
On Halloween night, there was a little girl who thought she was a real fairy princess. She went to a neighbor's house and instead of saying 'trick or treat', she said 'I bestow upon you the honor of giving me candies'. The neighbor was so amused that he not only gave her a big bag of candies but also a little plastic tiara he had lying around. The girl was overjoyed and skipped away believing she had truly enchanted the neighbor with her fairy magic.
What are the best spooky funny Halloween stories you know?
A mummy got lost on Halloween night. He ended up at a modern - day disco. He started trying to dance like the people there but his bandages kept getting tangled up. People thought he was part of a new and very strange dance act. He tried to unwind his bandages to free himself but only made it more comical as he ended up looking like a big white mess on the dance floor.
Can you share some funny free Halloween stories?
There was a group of friends who decided to have a Halloween party in an old, supposedly haunted house. They all dressed up as different monsters. In the middle of the party, they heard strange noises coming from the attic. Instead of being scared, they all went up together, armed with their fake weapons (a plastic axe, a rubber sword, etc.). When they got there, they found a family of raccoons had made a home there. The raccoons were more scared of them and ran away, leaving the friends laughing at their own 'bravery'.
Share the best halloween jokes and funny stories you know.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.
Tell me some funny free Halloween stories.
Once upon a Halloween, a little boy dressed as a vampire went trick - or - treating. He knocked on a door and when the old lady opened it, he tried to say 'Trick or treat!' but his fake fangs fell out. He quickly grabbed them and put them back in his mouth, all while the lady was laughing so hard she gave him extra candies.
Can you share more funny free Halloween stories?
At a Halloween party, a guy came dressed as a mummy. He was wrapped up so tightly that he could barely move. When it was time to dance, he started wiggling around like a worm. Everyone was laughing at his attempts to groove. But then he accidentally tripped over his own wrapping and fell flat on his face. Instead of being embarrassed, he just lay there and said 'I think the mummy has had too much Halloween spirit!' which made everyone laugh even harder.
What are some funny halloween history stories?
Another story involves the tradition of dressing up. In ancient Celtic times, people believed that on Halloween, the boundary between the living and the dead was blurred. They dressed up in costumes made of animal skins to disguise themselves from the spirits. They also lit bonfires to ward off evil. It's quite a humorous thought that people were trying so hard to trick these spooky spirits with their simple disguises.
What are some short and funny Halloween stories?
A man dressed as a zombie for Halloween. He practiced his zombie walk all day. When he went out, he was so into his role that he accidentally walked into a pole. He just groaned and kept walking as if the pole was part of his path. People around him couldn't stop laughing.
What are some funny short Halloween stories?
A family was decorating their house for Halloween. The dad put up a big fake spider on the front porch. When the mom saw it, she screamed so loudly that she scared the neighbor's cat which ran up a tree. It took hours to get the cat down, and they all had a good laugh about it later.
What are the scariest halloween stories you know?
There's a story of a cursed mirror. A family bought an old mirror at a flea market on Halloween. That night, they saw strange faces in the mirror. Each night, the faces got scarier. It was later discovered that the mirror was used in a dark ritual long ago and carried a curse that affected anyone who looked into it. It took a powerful exorcism to get rid of the mirror and its curse.
What are some funny stories of dressing as a woman for Halloween?
Well, I know of a story where a guy dressed as a flapper girl for Halloween. He had these long beaded necklaces and a short fringed dress. But he was so clumsy in high heels that he tripped and fell right into a pile of leaves, looking like a very disheveled flapper. It was really funny.