Tell me some funny free Halloween stories.
There was a group of friends who decided to make their own haunted house for Halloween. They set up all sorts of spooky things like fake cobwebs and skeletons. But one of the friends accidentally got stuck in the fake quicksand they made. As he was flailing around, the others were trying not to laugh while helping him out. It ended up being the most hilarious haunted house ever and all the trick - or - treaters who came by had a great time laughing at the chaos.
A girl dressed as a witch was riding her broomstick (a decorated stick really) down the street on Halloween. She saw a cat and decided to pretend to cast a spell on it. But the cat just stared at her unimpressed and then walked away. The girl was so disappointed that her 'spell' didn't work that she tripped over her long black dress. Fortunately, she just laughed it off and continued her trick - or - treating journey.
Once upon a Halloween, a little boy dressed as a vampire went trick - or - treating. He knocked on a door and when the old lady opened it, he tried to say 'Trick or treat!' but his fake fangs fell out. He quickly grabbed them and put them back in his mouth, all while the lady was laughing so hard she gave him extra candies.
Tell me some funny halloween stories.
One funny Halloween story is about a little boy who dressed up as a superhero. He was so excited to go trick - or - treating. When he knocked on one door, the old lady there mistook him for a real superhero and asked him to rescue her cat from a tree. The boy, with all his childish bravado, tried to climb the tree but ended up getting his cape stuck. In the end, the lady's grandson came out and helped get the cat down and they all had a good laugh.
Tell me some funny cowboy halloween stories.
One funny cowboy halloween story is about a cowboy who dressed up as a scarecrow for halloween. He went to the local saloon and the bartender didn't recognize him at first. When he spoke in his normal cowboy drawl, everyone had a good laugh. He ended up winning the best costume prize that night.
Tell me some halloween scary funny stories.
There was a witch who was very bad at flying her broomstick. On Halloween night, she was trying to fly over a town to scare people. But instead, she kept crashing into trees and rooftops. People were more amused than scared. Every time she crashed, she would mutter some strange spell that made her broomstick do even weirder things like spin in circles. Eventually, she gave up and walked home, looking rather embarrassed.
Tell me some funny halloween ghost stories.
There was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. Every Halloween, he would put on a big show for the local kids. He would make his sheet look like different animals. One year he made himself look like a spooky bunny. The kids would come by, expecting to be scared, but instead they would laugh at the goofy ghost bunny. It became a Halloween tradition for the kids to visit the funny ghost in the mansion.
Tell me some spooky funny Halloween stories.
There was a haunted house on Halloween night. A group of kids dared to enter. Inside, they heard strange noises. But when they found the source, it was just a little ghost who was trying to play spooky music on a broken piano. His fingers kept slipping through the keys, creating a really funny and spooky melody. The kids ended up having a great time with the friendly little ghost.
Tell me some scary but funny Halloween stories.
One story is about a witch who lost her broom. She was so angry that she started chasing her cat around the house. The cat, being clever, hid in a pumpkin. The witch couldn't find it and ended up sitting on the pumpkin, thinking it was a chair. It was scary because she was a witch but funny to see her mistake.
Tell some halloween jokes and funny stories.
Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.
Tell me a funny halloween story.
On Halloween night, a girl dressed as a witch was walking down the street. She had a broomstick with her that she had made herself. As she was walking, the broomstick got stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. She tugged and tugged, and finally, when it came loose, she went flying backwards and landed in a pile of leaves. Her hat flew off and her cat - which was also part of her costume - ran up a tree. She sat there laughing at herself while the neighbors came to help her up and she continued her trick - or - treating with a big smile on her face.
Tell me a funny halloween story.
There was a group of friends who decided to have a spooky Halloween party in an old abandoned house. One friend, dressed as a vampire, accidentally sat on a fake spider web prop and got completely tangled. As he struggled, his fake fangs fell out, and everyone started laughing hysterically. It was supposed to be a scary party, but that moment turned it into a really funny one. They still talk about that hilarious incident every Halloween.
Can you tell me some more funny halloween scary stories?
Sure. There was a kid who dressed as a zombie. He practiced his zombie walk all day. When he was out trick - or - treating, he got so into character that he didn't notice a small fence in front of a house. He walked right into it and got his fake arms stuck in the fence. His friends had to help him out while the homeowners watched and chuckled.