What are some really funny skunk stories you know?
Well, I heard about a skunk that got into a paint can. It walked around the yard leaving colorful paw prints everywhere. The owner of the yard came out and couldn't stop laughing. The skunk was completely oblivious and just kept going about its business, looking like a little walking piece of modern art. It took a while to clean up all the paint, but it was a memory that made everyone chuckle for days.
A skunk found its way into a schoolyard during recess. All the kids were playing when they saw it. Some screamed, but others were fascinated. The skunk just strolled around, sniffing at the toys and benches. The teachers were trying to figure out how to get it out safely. In the end, it found its way out through a hole in the fence. It was a hilarious and unexpected interruption to the normal schoolyard routine.
Can you share some funny skunk stories?
There was a skunk that lived near a small farm. One day, the farmer's dog chased it all the way to the henhouse. Instead of spraying the dog, the skunk hid among the hens. The hens were so startled that they started making a huge ruckus. The dog was confused and just sat outside the henhouse barking, while the skunk peeked out from between the feathers of the hens, looking rather proud of itself for outsmarting the dog.
What are some really funny ostrich stories you know?
Well, I heard of an ostrich that tried to race a car. It saw a car driving by on a dirt road near its enclosure and started running alongside it. Of course, the car was much faster, but the ostrich didn't seem to care and kept running as fast as it could, kicking up dust everywhere.
What are some really funny denial stories you know?
I know a story where a child was asked if he had eaten a whole box of chocolates. He shook his head and said no, but his chocolate - smeared face gave him away. Another is about a man who was caught on camera stealing a street sign. When confronted, he completely denied it until the police showed him the footage. Then there was a woman who was certain she hadn't left the oven on, but when she got home, the house was full of smoke.
What are some really funny tourist stories you know?
One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.
What are some really funny baboon stories you know?
A group of baboons once found a mirror. They were completely confused by their own reflections. Some were making aggressive faces at their reflections thinking it was another baboon, while others were just sitting there staring at themselves with a puzzled look, which was hilarious.
What are some really funny jokes and stories you know?
Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What are some really funny short stories you know?
Well, a police officer stops a man in a car with a penguin in the front seat. The officer says, 'You can't drive around with a penguin in the front seat.' The man says, 'But it's a penguin, it can't drive itself.' Here is a short and funny story.
What are some really funny hvac stories you know?
A friend of mine who is an HVAC tech once had a call where the customer thought their AC was broken because it wasn't cooling. When he arrived, he found that the customer had accidentally set the thermostat to heat instead of cool. It was a simple fix but a really funny mistake.
What are some really funny Santa Claus stories you know?
A funny story is that Santa once mistook a doghouse for a child's playhouse. He went in through the doggie door and found himself face - to - face with a very surprised dog. Santa was so startled that he dropped half of his presents right there. The dog then started barking and chasing Santa around the yard until he managed to escape back to his sleigh.
What are some really funny getting arrested stories you know?
There was a young guy who tried to skateboard through a no - skateboarding zone in a really busy shopping area. When the security guard told him to stop, he made a run for it. He skated right into a fountain and ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. His soaked clothes and the look on his face were really funny.