What are some really funny horse riding stories you know?
Well, I know a story where a rider was on a trail ride. The horse they were on was very food - oriented. It kept stopping every few minutes to nibble on the grass by the side of the trail. No matter how much the rider tried to get it moving, it just wouldn't budge until it had its fill of grass. It was really funny seeing the rider's frustrated but amused face.
A horse rider once told me that their horse had a habit of neighing really loudly whenever it passed by a certain tree. They never figured out why. One day, when they were riding past that tree, the horse neighed so loudly that it scared a flock of birds away. The rider almost fell off from laughing so hard.
Can you share some funny horse riding stories?
Sure. Once, my friend was riding a horse in the countryside. The horse suddenly saw a big, colorful butterfly and got so excited. It started chasing the butterfly, galloping all over the meadow with my friend holding on for dear life, yelling and laughing at the same time.
Can you share a funny riding horse story?
Once, a novice rider got on a horse. The horse suddenly decided to run towards a tree. The rider was so panicked but couldn't control it. Just when it seemed they would crash, the horse stopped right in front of the tree. The rider was shaking but couldn't help but laugh at the wild ride.
What are some elements that make a riding horse story funny?
Surprise elements like the horse doing unexpected things, such as suddenly stopping or running in the wrong direction. For example, if a horse decides to enter a house instead of staying on the path.
What are some really funny jokes or stories you know?
Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What are some really funny valentine stories that you know?
One Valentine's Day, a couple went to a very expensive restaurant. The man wanted to be really smooth and order for both of them. But he accidentally ordered all the things his ex - girlfriend used to like. His current girlfriend was a bit shocked at first but then they just laughed about it. It was an awkward yet funny situation. He learned his lesson to be more careful about what he orders.
What are some really funny kitten stories you know?
There's a story of a kitten that climbed onto a ceiling fan. It must have thought it was a great perch. But when the fan started to move slowly (luckily not at full speed), the kitten held on for dear life, looking both scared and determined. Its wide - eyed expression was priceless as it rode the slow - moving fan.
What are some really funny ostrich stories you know?
Well, I heard of an ostrich that tried to race a car. It saw a car driving by on a dirt road near its enclosure and started running alongside it. Of course, the car was much faster, but the ostrich didn't seem to care and kept running as fast as it could, kicking up dust everywhere.
What are some really funny skunk stories you know?
Well, I heard about a skunk that got into a paint can. It walked around the yard leaving colorful paw prints everywhere. The owner of the yard came out and couldn't stop laughing. The skunk was completely oblivious and just kept going about its business, looking like a little walking piece of modern art. It took a while to clean up all the paint, but it was a memory that made everyone chuckle for days.
What are some really funny denial stories you know?
I know a story where a child was asked if he had eaten a whole box of chocolates. He shook his head and said no, but his chocolate - smeared face gave him away. Another is about a man who was caught on camera stealing a street sign. When confronted, he completely denied it until the police showed him the footage. Then there was a woman who was certain she hadn't left the oven on, but when she got home, the house was full of smoke.
What are some really funny tourist stories you know?
One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.