What are some hilarious bodybuilding stories you know?
There was a newbie at the gym. He saw someone doing deadlifts and thought it looked easy. So he tried it without any proper instruction. He grabbed the bar, tried to lift, and instead of lifting the bar, he almost fell on his face. His shocked expression was really funny.
A bodybuilder was very proud of his big muscles. One day, he tried to fit into a small chair. He squeezed himself in but then couldn't get out. His friends had to help him out while laughing. It was quite a sight to see such a big muscled guy stuck in a tiny chair.
What are some hilarious funny stories you know?
A cat chased its own tail for hours thinking it was another cat. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.
What are some hilarious hypochondriac stories you know?
Well, I know a story about a hypochondriac who sneezed once and immediately thought he had the flu. He started taking all kinds of medications he had stocked up on. But it turned out he just had some dust in his nose. He wasted so much medicine for no reason.
What are some hilarious realtor funny stories you know?
A realtor was showing a large mansion to a wealthy client. In the middle of the tour, the realtor's phone rang with a really loud and goofy ringtone. It was his mother calling to remind him to pick up some groceries. The realtor was mortified but the client found it hilarious. He said it made the realtor seem more human and approachable. And in the end, the client bought the mansion.
What are some hilarious lawn bowls stories that you know?
In a lawn bowls club event, a lady was wearing a very long and flowy dress. As she made her shot, she accidentally stepped on the end of her dress and tripped a little. This caused her to let out a little yelp and the bowl went way off course. Her friends all found it extremely humorous and she joined in the laughter once she regained her balance. This incident became a much - talked - about story in the club for weeks.
What are some hilarious fireman funny stories you know?
There was this incident where a fireman was teaching a fire safety class at a school. He was demonstrating how to use a fire extinguisher. But instead of the extinguisher working properly, it spurted out some foam all over him. The kids in the class thought it was the funniest thing ever and he ended up with a room full of giggling children.
What are some of the most hilarious friendzone stories you know?
One of my friends really liked this girl from work. He'd go out of his way to get her lunch, offer to drive her home. But when he finally asked if she wanted to go to a concert with him as a date, she replied, 'I don't think of you like that. You're like my work buddy.' It was so funny how he had misread all the signs.
What are some hilarious sleep deprivation stories you know?
Once, my neighbor was sleep - deprived from a noisy night. In the morning, he went outside to get the newspaper. Instead of picking it up, he started having a conversation with the mailbox as if it was a person. He was asking it how its day was going and if it had any interesting news. His wife saw him and couldn't stop laughing. He was so out of it that he didn't even understand why she was laughing at first.
What are some of the most hilarious bike stories you know?
One of the funniest bike stories I know is about a cyclist who attached a speaker to his bike. He was playing really loud music while riding through a park. But then he hit a bump and the speaker flew off and landed in a pond. Another story is that a man painted his bike to look like a zebra. People were so confused and amused when they saw him riding it.
What are some bodybuilding horror stories?
There are also horror stories about bodybuilders developing eating disorders. They get so obsessed with achieving a certain look that they either severely restrict their calorie intake or overeat and then purge. This can lead to serious nutritional deficiencies, weakening of the immune system, and long - term damage to the digestive system.
What are some really hilarious April Fools stories you know?
A radio station once announced that a famous singer was going to perform a surprise concert in the city center that day (April 1st). People flocked to the center, only to find out it was an April Fools' joke. They were disappointed but also had a good laugh about it later.