What are some hilarious fireman funny stories you know?
There was this incident where a fireman was teaching a fire safety class at a school. He was demonstrating how to use a fire extinguisher. But instead of the extinguisher working properly, it spurted out some foam all over him. The kids in the class thought it was the funniest thing ever and he ended up with a room full of giggling children.
At a large fire in an old building, the firemen were busy trying to put out the fire. One of the firemen thought he saw someone still inside. So he rushed in without really thinking. It turned out it was just a mannequin. When he realized, his colleagues were laughing so hard at his eagerness. But he took it in good humor and said it was better to be safe than sorry.
What are some hilarious funny stories you know?
A cat chased its own tail for hours thinking it was another cat. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.
What are some of the funniest fireman stories you know?
I know a story where a team of firemen were called to a false alarm at a movie theater. When they got there, they found out it was just a special effect for a movie being filmed. Instead of being angry, they ended up staying and watching the filming for a while. They even got to be in the background of some of the scenes as extras, which was really funny. This not only made for a funny story but also showed their good - natured side.
What are some hilarious realtor funny stories you know?
A realtor was showing a large mansion to a wealthy client. In the middle of the tour, the realtor's phone rang with a really loud and goofy ringtone. It was his mother calling to remind him to pick up some groceries. The realtor was mortified but the client found it hilarious. He said it made the realtor seem more human and approachable. And in the end, the client bought the mansion.
Can you share some funny fireman stories?
Well, here's one. A group of firemen were doing a training exercise in an old building. One of the firemen accidentally got his boot stuck in a hole in the floor. As he was trying to free himself, another fireman came to help and slipped on a banana peel that someone had carelessly left there. They both ended up on the floor laughing while the rest of the team watched in amusement.
Can you share some fireman funny stories?
Sure. There was a fireman who once showed up at a small house fire. When he got there, the little old lady who lived there was trying to put out the fire with a broom. She was yelling at the fire like it was a naughty pet. The fireman had to gently take the broom from her and start doing his job. It was quite a comical sight.
What are some of the most hilarious funny burglar stories you know?
There was a story about a burglar who broke into a house that was full of fitness equipment. He thought he could use some of it to break into a locked cabinet. But he ended up getting tangled in a resistance band and couldn't move. When the homeowners came home, they found him looking like a mummy wrapped in the band. He just sheepishly said he got distracted by all the shiny things.
What are some of the most hilarious funny germ stories you know?
Well, I heard about a doctor who tried to explain germs to a very old lady. She thought he was talking about some kind of newfangled pets. She kept asking if she could keep the 'germs' as pets and what kind of food they ate. It was really funny to see the doctor's reaction.
What are some of the most hilarious funny squatter stories you know?
One funny story is about a squatter who took over an old cottage. He was so confident in his 'new home' that he started a little garden in the yard. But it turned out the owner's grandson was planning to use it for a surprise party. When they showed up, the squatter was watering his plants in his pajamas. It was chaos but also very funny.
What are some of the most hilarious funny procrastination stories you know?
I know a story of a man who needed to fix his leaky faucet. Instead of getting the tools and doing it, he sat on the couch and started daydreaming about becoming a famous plumber in a movie. He imagined all the scenarios and dialogues. Hours passed and the faucet was still leaking.
What are some of the most hilarious funny rental stories you know?
A guy rented a room and on his first night, he heard strange noises coming from the closet. He was really scared at first. But when he finally opened it, he found a family of raccoons that had made a nest there. The raccoons were more scared of him than he was of them. He called the landlord, and they had to relocate the raccoon family safely.