What are some of the most hilarious friendzone stories you know?
There was a guy in my school who was always sitting next to a girl in class. He'd share his notes with her, help her with homework. He thought they had something special. Then he asked her to be his girlfriend at the school dance. She looked at him shocked and said, 'I just like you as a study partner. You're so good at helping me with my work.' It was both sad for him but also really funny for the rest of us who saw it coming.
One of my friends really liked this girl from work. He'd go out of his way to get her lunch, offer to drive her home. But when he finally asked if she wanted to go to a concert with him as a date, she replied, 'I don't think of you like that. You're like my work buddy.' It was so funny how he had misread all the signs.
A friend of mine told me about this girl he met at a party. They talked all night, and he was smitten. He started taking her to movies, dinners, just as friends he thought. When he told her he had feelings for her, she said she only hung out with him because he was fun but she wasn't attracted to him in that way. He was really embarrassed but it makes for a great friendzone story now.
What are some of the most hilarious bike stories you know?
One of the funniest bike stories I know is about a cyclist who attached a speaker to his bike. He was playing really loud music while riding through a park. But then he hit a bump and the speaker flew off and landed in a pond. Another story is that a man painted his bike to look like a zebra. People were so confused and amused when they saw him riding it.
What are the most hilarious meditation stories you know?
A guy was meditating at a retreat. He was in a deep state and thought he saw a floating Buddha. Turns out it was just a large white balloon that had drifted into the meditation area. He told everyone about it later and they all had a good chuckle.
What are the most hilarious hoa stories you know?
In a particular HOA, they had a rule about holiday decorations. One family put up some really big and elaborate Christmas lights that were a bit over - the - top. The HOA said it was too much. So, the family took down all the lights and instead put up a huge inflatable Santa that took up half of their front yard. The HOA didn't know what to do as it technically followed the new 'less lights' rule but was still very eye - catching. It was a very funny battle between the family and the HOA.
What are the most hilarious ss13 stories you know?
There was this one time in ss13 when a botanist planted some seeds that were supposed to grow into beautiful flowers. But instead, they grew into these huge, mutant plants that started chasing the crew members. Everyone was running around screaming while the plants were making strange noises. It was a crazy and funny situation that no one expected.
What are some of the most hilarious funny burglar stories you know?
There was a story about a burglar who broke into a house that was full of fitness equipment. He thought he could use some of it to break into a locked cabinet. But he ended up getting tangled in a resistance band and couldn't move. When the homeowners came home, they found him looking like a mummy wrapped in the band. He just sheepishly said he got distracted by all the shiny things.
What are some of the most hilarious junk removal stories you know?
A junk removal team was called to an old house. In the basement, they discovered a large collection of old vinyl records. One of the workers decided to play one on an old record player they also found. But the record was so scratched that it made the most horrible, screeching sound, and they all ended up laughing hysterically. They then carefully removed all the records as part of the junk removal process. This whole situation added a touch of humor to an otherwise ordinary job.
What are some of the most hilarious funny germ stories you know?
Well, I heard about a doctor who tried to explain germs to a very old lady. She thought he was talking about some kind of newfangled pets. She kept asking if she could keep the 'germs' as pets and what kind of food they ate. It was really funny to see the doctor's reaction.
What are some of the most hilarious funny squatter stories you know?
One funny story is about a squatter who took over an old cottage. He was so confident in his 'new home' that he started a little garden in the yard. But it turned out the owner's grandson was planning to use it for a surprise party. When they showed up, the squatter was watering his plants in his pajamas. It was chaos but also very funny.
What are some of the most hilarious funny procrastination stories you know?
I know a story of a man who needed to fix his leaky faucet. Instead of getting the tools and doing it, he sat on the couch and started daydreaming about becoming a famous plumber in a movie. He imagined all the scenarios and dialogues. Hours passed and the faucet was still leaking.
What are some of the most hilarious funny rental stories you know?
A guy rented a room and on his first night, he heard strange noises coming from the closet. He was really scared at first. But when he finally opened it, he found a family of raccoons that had made a nest there. The raccoons were more scared of him than he was of them. He called the landlord, and they had to relocate the raccoon family safely.