Can you recall any really humorous funny freemason stories?
Sure. There's a story where a Freemason was giving a speech during a special event at the lodge. He accidentally tripped on his own robe while walking up to the podium. Instead of getting flustered, he made a joke about how the lodge's floors were so shiny they were trying to make him fall. The whole place erupted in laughter and his speech went on smoothly after that.
Well, there was this one lodge that had a cat as a sort of unofficial mascot. One day, during a solemn ceremony, the cat decided to jump onto the altar where all the important symbols were. The members were shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh as the cat just sat there looking all innocent. They had to gently remove the cat but it became a story that was told for years, adding a touch of humor to the lodge's history. It showed that even in the midst of their traditions, there could be these unexpected and funny moments. The cat was always remembered fondly by the members after that incident.
Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Can you recall any really funny Shadowrun stories?
A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.
Can you recall any really funny airport security stories?
My friend once told me about a man who was carrying a large, framed picture of himself. The frame was made of metal and it looked really odd on the X - ray. The security guards thought it might be some sort of hidden compartment or something. He had to take it out and explain that he was just bringing it to his new apartment overseas. It took quite a while to sort out.
Can you recall any really funny first at work experiences?
At my first construction job, I was given the task of carrying some tools to the site. I had no idea how heavy they were. As I picked up a large box of tools, I lost my balance and almost fell over. My supervisor saw it and came to help me. He told me that everyone makes mistakes when they start. We had a great conversation after that and it was a funny start to my work there.
Are there any really humorous funny kidnap stories?
Sure. There was a kidnapper who kidnapped a girl. But the girl was so calm and started telling the kidnapper how she always dreamed of having an adventure. She then convinced the kidnapper to take her to a nearby amusement park instead of a hideout. The kidnapper was so dumbfounded that he actually went along with it for a while.
Are there any really humorous funny illegal immigration stories?
Well, there was a case where an illegal immigrant tried to pass off as a famous singer's bodyguard to get through immigration. He had a fake ID and everything. But the real singer wasn't even in the country at that time. So, of course, he was caught immediately. It was quite a laughable situation.
Share some funny freemason stories.
In a certain Freemason lodge, they had a tradition of having a friendly competition among the members every year. One year, the competition was to build the most creative miniature model of a lodge. One member, who was known for his rather eccentric ideas, built a model that was so outlandish and full of strange little details. For example, he had tiny Freemason symbols made out of candy and little figures of the members doing the silliest things. It was a riot when he presented it and everyone had a great time looking at all the wacky elements he had incorporated.
Can you recall any humorous Fathers Day incidents?
My family once planned a Fathers Day picnic. Dad was in charge of packing the cooler. He put in all kinds of food, but when we got to the park and opened it, we found out he had forgotten to pack any utensils. So there we were, trying to eat fried chicken with our hands and sharing sandwiches by breaking them into pieces. Dad was so embarrassed, but we all had a great time and still tease him about it to this day. It was a Fathers Day full of laughter.
Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.