Can you share a funny incident related to compost?
Sure. In my neighborhood, there's a guy who makes compost. He put in some really old cabbage that smelled horrible. One day, a curious raccoon got into the compost bin. When the guy went to check on his compost the next morning, he saw the raccoon running away with a piece of stinky cabbage in its mouth. He couldn't stop laughing at the sight.
Yes. There was a woman who made compost for her flower garden. She added some fish bones from dinner one night. A few days later, her cat somehow managed to get into the compost bin. When she found the cat, it was covered in fishy - smelling compost and looked so comical. She had to give the cat a bath right away, but she still tells the story with a big smile.
Well, at a local farm, they have a composting system. The farmer's son was helping out one day. He thought it would be funny to bury his muddy boots in the compost. Weeks later, when they were using the compost for the fields, they dug up the boots. They were all moldy and falling apart. Everyone on the farm had a good laugh about it and the boots became a kind of 'compost legend'.
Can you share a funny incident related to COVID - 19?
Sure. In my office, we had a video call meeting. One of my colleagues' cat jumped on his lap and started walking all over the keyboard during the meeting. His face was so panicked as he tried to shoo the cat away while still looking professional. And we could see all these random characters popping up on his screen as the cat stepped on the keys. It was a really funny moment in the middle of the serious COVID - 19 work - from - home situation.
Can you share a funny incident related to a bow and arrow?
Sure. There was this guy at a camping site. He had a bow and arrow for some target practice. He aimed at a tree trunk. But instead of hitting the trunk, the arrow got stuck in his own hat which he had placed on a nearby branch for safekeeping. His friends had a great laugh seeing his arrow - decorated hat.
Can you share a funny incident related to baked beans?
There was a chef on a cooking show who was demonstrating how to make a gourmet baked beans dish. But as he was adding spices, he sneezed and the whole jar of a super - spicy spice went into the beans. When he tasted it, his face turned red and he started coughing. The audience was in stitches. It was a really funny moment on the show.
Can you share a funny incident related to wv potholes?
Sure. A delivery truck in WV ran over a big pothole. The jolt was so strong that a box of eggs in the back broke open. When the driver opened the truck, there were egg yolks and whites all over the place, and it looked like a crazy modern art piece. He had to clean it up while passers - by were cracking up.
Can you share a funny incident related to a cold wax kit?
Sure. I know a girl who thought a cold wax kit was like a regular lotion. So, she slathered it all over her legs without the strip. She then realized her mistake when she tried to wipe it off and it just stuck to her hands. She had to use a lot of oil to get it off, and her legs were super shiny and sticky for a while. It was quite a sight and a really funny moment.
Can you share a memorable funny incident related to Oculus Rift?
Sure. I saw a kid using an Oculus Rift to play a racing game. He was so excited that he started bouncing on his seat as if he was really in the racing car. But then he got a bit too carried away and fell off the chair. He just sat there on the floor, still with the headset on, and continued to 'drive' for a few seconds before realizing what had happened. It was really cute and funny.
Share a funny first date poop - related incident.
My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.
Share a funny incident related to it being hot outside.
The other day it was boiling outside. I went to the ice - cream truck. There was a long line. When it was finally my turn, the ice - cream man's ice - creams were all melting. He was running around trying to serve them fast enough. He accidentally dropped a big scoop of strawberry ice - cream on a little boy's head. The boy was more excited about having ice - cream on his head than being angry. It was really hilarious.
Can you share a funny incident story?
Well, there was this time at a coffee shop. A man was about to take a sip of his coffee when a fly landed right on the rim of his cup. He jerked back so suddenly that he spilled the coffee all over himself. His expression was priceless and everyone around couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me a funny compost story.
Once upon a time, a gardener named Tom decided to make his own compost. He threw in all kinds of kitchen scraps like banana peels, coffee grounds, and eggshells. One day, he accidentally dropped his old, smelly socks into the compost pile. When he realized it weeks later, he just laughed and left them there. In the end, his plants grew amazingly well, and he always joked that it was because of his'special' sock - infused compost.