Share a funny incident related to it being hot outside.
The other day it was boiling outside. I went to the ice - cream truck. There was a long line. When it was finally my turn, the ice - cream man's ice - creams were all melting. He was running around trying to serve them fast enough. He accidentally dropped a big scoop of strawberry ice - cream on a little boy's head. The boy was more excited about having ice - cream on his head than being angry. It was really hilarious.
Can you share a funny incident related to compost?
Sure. In my neighborhood, there's a guy who makes compost. He put in some really old cabbage that smelled horrible. One day, a curious raccoon got into the compost bin. When the guy went to check on his compost the next morning, he saw the raccoon running away with a piece of stinky cabbage in its mouth. He couldn't stop laughing at the sight.
Share a funny first date poop - related incident.
My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.
Can you share a funny incident related to COVID - 19?
Sure. In my office, we had a video call meeting. One of my colleagues' cat jumped on his lap and started walking all over the keyboard during the meeting. His face was so panicked as he tried to shoo the cat away while still looking professional. And we could see all these random characters popping up on his screen as the cat stepped on the keys. It was a really funny moment in the middle of the serious COVID - 19 work - from - home situation.
Can you share a funny incident related to a bow and arrow?
Sure. There was this guy at a camping site. He had a bow and arrow for some target practice. He aimed at a tree trunk. But instead of hitting the trunk, the arrow got stuck in his own hat which he had placed on a nearby branch for safekeeping. His friends had a great laugh seeing his arrow - decorated hat.
Can you share a funny incident related to baked beans?
There was a chef on a cooking show who was demonstrating how to make a gourmet baked beans dish. But as he was adding spices, he sneezed and the whole jar of a super - spicy spice went into the beans. When he tasted it, his face turned red and he started coughing. The audience was in stitches. It was a really funny moment on the show.
Can you share a funny incident related to wv potholes?
Sure. A delivery truck in WV ran over a big pothole. The jolt was so strong that a box of eggs in the back broke open. When the driver opened the truck, there were egg yolks and whites all over the place, and it looked like a crazy modern art piece. He had to clean it up while passers - by were cracking up.
Can you share a funny incident related to a cold wax kit?
Sure. I know a girl who thought a cold wax kit was like a regular lotion. So, she slathered it all over her legs without the strip. She then realized her mistake when she tried to wipe it off and it just stuck to her hands. She had to use a lot of oil to get it off, and her legs were super shiny and sticky for a while. It was quite a sight and a really funny moment.
Can you share a memorable funny incident related to Oculus Rift?
Sure. I saw a kid using an Oculus Rift to play a racing game. He was so excited that he started bouncing on his seat as if he was really in the racing car. But then he got a bit too carried away and fell off the chair. He just sat there on the floor, still with the headset on, and continued to 'drive' for a few seconds before realizing what had happened. It was really cute and funny.
Tell a funny incident related to the SR 71 Blackbird.
The SR 71's maintenance was no joke, but there were some light - hearted moments. One time, the mechanics were trying to attach a new component to the plane. They had all these specialized tools. But one mechanic accidentally dropped a regular wrench near the plane. Another mechanic joked that the SR 71 was so advanced it probably thought the wrench was some kind of primitive alien technology. They all had a chuckle and got back to work.
Tell me a funny incident related to a7v.
A kid named his toy robot a7v. One day, he accidentally dropped the robot into a bucket of water while pretending it was swimming. The robot started making really strange noises as if it was choking. The kid was so panicked at first but then started laughing when he realized it was just a toy. He still remembers his a7v robot's 'near - death' experience.