What are some of the most hilarious bad breath funny stories?
In my neighborhood, there was an old man who always had bad breath. One day, he was scolding some kids for playing near his garden. But the kids were more focused on his bad breath. They made faces at each other and one of them said 'It's like a dragon's breath'. The old man didn't understand why they were giggling and just continued scolding, which made it even funnier.
Funny bad breath stories
Once, my friend ate a whole bunch of garlic cloves for a dare. His bad breath was so strong that when he talked to our teacher, the teacher actually took a step back! It was hilarious.
Funny Bad Relationship Stories: What Are the Most Hilarious Ones?
A girl I knew was dating a guy who was always late. One day, they had planned a big date. He showed up two hours late, and when he finally arrived, he was wearing mismatched shoes. He hadn't even noticed. She couldn't stop laughing, but he got really defensive. This led to an argument that was both funny and a sign of their relationship problems.
Can you share some bad breath funny stories?
Sure. There was this one time at work. My colleague, Tom, had really bad breath. He was talking to a new client and the client kept subtly backing away. Tom was so into his pitch that he didn't notice. Later, when the client left, another colleague joked about it and said the client probably thought Tom was trying to'smell them out' instead of selling something.
What are some of the most hilarious funny methhead stories?
A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.
What are some of the most hilarious funny megabus stories?
There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.
What are some of the most hilarious funny jail stories?
Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.
What are some of the most hilarious funny 911 call stories?
A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.
What are some of the most hilarious funny sasquatch stories?
One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.
What are some of the most hilarious IMDB funny stories?
In another IMDB - related funny story, a group of extras were supposed to be running away from a monster in a horror film. But one of the extras tripped and caused a domino effect, with all the other extras falling down like a row of bowling pins. The director found it so hilarious that he changed the scene to make it look like it was part of the movie's humor.
What are some of the most hilarious Ibrahimovic funny stories?
One hilarious story is when Ibrahimovic interacted with a young fan. The fan asked him for some football tips, and Ibrahimovic gave him such out - of - this - world advice in a really serious tone that it was hard not to laugh. It was like he was giving the kid secrets to world domination on the football field.