Tell me the most funny story you know.
Once there was a dog who stole a man's wig and ran around the park with it on his head. People were chasing him, thinking it was some strange furry monster. It was hilarious.
There was a group of friends who decided to have a cooking competition. One of them accidentally used salt instead of sugar in a cake recipe. When they tasted it, their faces were priceless. It was so funny how they all spat it out at the same time.
Tell me the most memorable crowdfunding funny story you know.
There was a crowdfunding for a 'robot that tells dad jokes'. The concept was simple but hilarious. The creator showed some sample jokes in the campaign video like 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!'. People found it so amusing that they funded it. It was a fun project that aimed to spread laughter with cheesy jokes.
Tell me the best funny story you know.
There was this little boy at school. He was asked to draw a picture of his family. He drew a picture of his mom, dad, and himself. But when the teacher asked where his sister was, he said, 'She's at the store buying some more crayons because I need to draw her.' This is funny because of the innocent logic of the child.
Tell me the longest funny story you know.
Once there was a man who went to a zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to feed it a donut. So he climbed the fence, held out the donut. The giraffe just stared at him, then very slowly bent down and took the donut from his hand with its long tongue. But then it sneezed right in the man's face! The man was so startled that he fell backwards into a small pond full of ducks. The ducks quacked loudly as if scolding him for disturbing their peace. It was a hilarious mess.
Tell me a funny christmas light story you know.
There was a store owner who wanted to attract more customers during Christmas. So he put up a massive display of Christmas lights. But he made a mistake while setting up the timer. The lights would turn on and off at random times during the day. One time, they turned on in the middle of a meeting he was having with his staff. Everyone just burst out laughing at the unexpected light show.
Tell me a funny cute love story you know.
There was a boy who was very shy. He had a crush on a girl in his class. One day, he wrote her a love letter but was too nervous to give it to her directly. So he put it in her locker. But he put it in the wrong locker by mistake. The girl who got the letter thought it was the funniest thing. She found the shy boy and told him about it. They started talking and soon realized they had a lot in common and fell in love.
Tell me a really funny golf story you know.
A group of friends were playing golf. One of them was known for being a bit clumsy. When he was on the fairway, he took a big swing at the ball. As he did, his hat flew off and landed right on top of the ball. He had to walk up, pick up his hat, and then try again. Everyone was in stitches watching him.
Tell me a Ceciley Jenkins funny story you know.
I don't have a real - life Ceciley Jenkins funny story. But perhaps Ceciley Jenkins once went on a hike. She was following the trail markers but misread one and ended up walking in circles for hours. When she finally realized her mistake, she just laughed at herself and how silly she'd been.
Tell me a really funny communion story you know.
Well, I heard about a communion where a young girl got so excited that she ran up to the priest for the wafer and then tripped on her dress on the way back. She managed to hold onto the wafer though, and when she stood up, she grinned and said 'Even falling can't stop me from getting this!' which was quite hilarious.
Tell me a short funny love story you know.
A guy was trying to impress his crush. He decided to show off his cooking skills. But when he made pancakes, they all came out in the shape of blobs. His crush walked in, saw the mess, and they both burst into laughter. After that, they cooked together and that's how their love story began.
Tell me a Rickey Henderson funny story you know.
I heard a story about Rickey Henderson and his superstitions. He had this one pre - game ritual that involved wearing his socks in a very particular way. One day, his socks got mixed up in the laundry. He was so flustered but still tried to play the game. He ended up running the bases in a really comical way that day, as if his un - normal socks were throwing off his balance. His teammates were in stitches watching him.