Tell me a really funny golf story you know.
Once, a golfer brought his new set of expensive clubs to the course. He was showing them off to his friends. When it was his turn to drive, he swung with a big flourish. But instead of the ball going far, his brand - new club head flew off and landed about 20 feet away. His friends burst out laughing and he just stood there in shock, looking at his broken club and then at the ball that had barely moved. It was a very expensive mistake but a really funny moment for everyone else.
A group of friends were playing golf. One of them was known for being a bit clumsy. When he was on the fairway, he took a big swing at the ball. As he did, his hat flew off and landed right on top of the ball. He had to walk up, pick up his hat, and then try again. Everyone was in stitches watching him.
Tell me a really funny communion story you know.
Well, I heard about a communion where a young girl got so excited that she ran up to the priest for the wafer and then tripped on her dress on the way back. She managed to hold onto the wafer though, and when she stood up, she grinned and said 'Even falling can't stop me from getting this!' which was quite hilarious.
Tell me a really funny bicycle story you know.
A cyclist was racing in a local event. He was so focused on winning that he didn't notice a small dog running onto the track. Just as he was about to pass a competitor, the dog cut in front of him. He swerved so hard to avoid the dog that he went flying off his bike into a nearby haystack. His bike landed a few feet away, and he emerged from the haystack with straw all over him, much to the amusement of the spectators.
Tell me a really funny relationship revenge story that you know.
I know a story where a girl found out her boyfriend had been secretly texting his ex. So she took a photo of herself looking super glamorous and happy, and posted it on all their mutual friends' social media with a caption like 'Living my best life without certain drama'. It made the guy feel really left out and jealous.
Tell me a really funny cyber crime story you know.
There was a cyber - crime attempt on a popular social media platform. The hacker wanted to spread some malicious software. He created a really elaborate phishing scheme. However, he accidentally sent the phishing link to a group of cyber - security experts who were having a conference at that time. Instead of falling for it, they decided to play along. They sent the hacker fake data that made him think he had a huge success. Then they traced him and reported him to the police. It was a funny cat - and - mouse game where the mouse thought he was winning but was actually being led on a wild goose chase.
Tell me a really funny snow shoveling story you know.
I have a great story. I was shoveling snow early in the morning. I was half - asleep still. I started shoveling what I thought was the driveway, but in my groggy state, I was actually shoveling a patch of grass. When I finally realized what I was doing, there was already a big mess of grass and snow mixed together. It was really funny when I told my family about it later. They teased me for days about my 'creative' snow shoveling.
Tell me another funny golf short story.
A group of golfers were playing on a windy day. One golfer hit a great shot that looked like it was going to land right on the green. But then a strong gust of wind came and blew the ball all the way back to where he had hit it from. He stood there in disbelief for a moment, then started laughing along with his friends. They all joked that he should have put a weight on the ball to keep it from being blown back. This made for a very funny moment during the round.
Tell me the best funny story you know.
There was this little boy at school. He was asked to draw a picture of his family. He drew a picture of his mom, dad, and himself. But when the teacher asked where his sister was, he said, 'She's at the store buying some more crayons because I need to draw her.' This is funny because of the innocent logic of the child.
Tell me the most funny story you know.
Once there was a dog who stole a man's wig and ran around the park with it on his head. People were chasing him, thinking it was some strange furry monster. It was hilarious.
Tell me the longest funny story you know.
Once there was a man who went to a zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to feed it a donut. So he climbed the fence, held out the donut. The giraffe just stared at him, then very slowly bent down and took the donut from his hand with its long tongue. But then it sneezed right in the man's face! The man was so startled that he fell backwards into a small pond full of ducks. The ducks quacked loudly as if scolding him for disturbing their peace. It was a hilarious mess.
Tell me a really funny mom story that happened to you.
Well, my mom was gardening once. She was wearing her big floppy hat. A gust of wind blew it right into a big muddy puddle. She ran after it, slipped, and ended up sitting right in the puddle. She was covered in mud but she just started laughing at herself.