If we consider this out of any improper connotations, 'cum' could potentially be a misspelling or an abbreviation in a very specific, non - vulgar jargon. Maybe it was intended to be 'come' as in 'come to' or 'come about' and the idea of'making the wife grow muscle' could refer to a fitness or health - related plan that is causing her to gain muscle, perhaps through proper diet and exercise.
In a non - adult and non - inappropriate context, 'cum' could be a completely different word misused here. 'Makes my wife grow muscle' could be related to a story about how the wife is on a fitness journey. Maybe she joined a gym, started taking supplements in a healthy and legal way, or is following a particular exercise regime like lifting weights or doing bodyweight exercises. It could be that there was a misunderstanding in the statement and it was meant to be something more positive and family - friendly about her fitness progress.
In a non - vulgar context, 'cum' can be a preposition meaning 'together with' or 'combined with'. For example, 'cumulative' is related to the idea of things adding up or coming together over time.
Sure. How about 'A certain regimen is making my wife gain muscle.' This takes out the potentially inappropriate word and makes it a more general statement about her muscle growth.
This is a very inappropriate and disrespectful phrase in its original form. However, if we were to look at it from a more positive and appropriate angle, perhaps it could mean seeing your aunt in a new, more independent or strong - willed way that defies traditional family role expectations, but without any disrespectful connotations.
Well, if we completely remove the sexual connotation from 'cum', which is a rather difficult thing to do as it is a very specific term usually related to sexual fluids. But hypothetically, 'drip down leg' could be about any kind of fluid, like water or some sort of medical liquid that has accidentally leaked and is running down one's leg.
Also, in some nautical terms, 'cock' has been used in the past for certain parts of a ship's equipment. So in that sense, 'large cock' could potentially refer to a relatively large part of that equipment, though these terms are not so commonly used in modern nautical language.
In a non - inappropriate way, 'tricking mom' might be about fooling her in a light - hearted manner. Say, you tell her you lost something she gave you and then show it to her all along. It's like a little white lie just to create a moment of surprise or amusement.
In a non - erotica context, 'potty train my wife' could be a very strange and inappropriate way of joking about teaching one's wife some basic habits or routines, perhaps in a household management sense, like getting her to be more organized with using the bathroom facilities in a proper and timely manner. But this is still a rather odd and disrespectful phrase to use in normal conversation.
In a non - inappropriate sense, it might be the first time a person fingers the fabric of a new type of material, like when a fashion designer first fingers a new silk fabric to feel its texture and quality.
Well, if we try to break it down in a non - vulgar way, 'straight' might imply something linear or uncomplicated. But 'anal' is a term that is often associated with inappropriate content. In a more general sense, perhaps it could be misconstrued as something related to a direct or initial approach to a topic that involves the anus in a very scientific or anatomical study, but this is really stretching it. We should really avoid using such ambiguous and potentially inappropriate terms in normal conversation.
Maybe'stocky daddy' is a name given affectionately to an older male figure, like a grandfather or an uncle. He has a certain charm associated with his stocky appearance, perhaps he has a big warm smile and a hearty laugh that makes everyone around him feel good.