A programmer went to a bar to drink. His friend asked him,"What have you been busy with recently?" The programmer replied," I'm developing an auto-reply system that allows the user to type in various questions and the system will automatically answer them." "That sounds like a good project!" His friend asked in surprise. The programmer replied,"No, this is how it works: when the user asks a question, the system will first ask themselves,'Does this question make sense?' If the answer is 'no', then the system will answer the question and ask the user: ' So what's the practical significance of this question?' If the answer is no, the system will continue to answer the question until the user gives a meaningful answer." After hearing this, his friend rolled around laughing.
If you like modern romance novels, I recommend "Mistaken Satan: Baby, Please Take Charge." The plot of this book is about a female protagonist who is forced to marry an old man. In the eyes of everyone, she is nothing, but she is doted on by her handsome, cruel, and bloodthirsty husband. The dialogue and plot in the book were very funny, full of haste and surprise. It would always make you laugh, hahaha. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
An angel was sent to Earth on an errand. He was so used to flying that when he had to walk to the destination, he kept bumping into things. He said, 'This walking business is much harder than it looks. I'm used to just zipping through clouds!' It's funny as it shows the angel out of his element and struggling with a simple human task like walking.
There were many types of long-form jokes or crosstalk that could be referred to as the following popular types: 1. Spoof comedy: This type of joke usually uses black humor to amuse the audience through sarcasm, ridicule, humor, etc. For example, Tang Bohu lighting the autumn incense, and the spoof in Dream of the Red Chamber. 2. Crosstalk: Crosstalk is a traditional performing art form, with humor and humor as its main characteristics. Crosstalk originated in Tianjin and gradually spread to all parts of the country. For example, classic crosstalk works such as " Old Man Selling Oil " and " Teahouse." 3. Talk show: Talk show was a form of performance that focused on humor and comedy, combined with current affairs, social hot topics, and other topics. For example, America's " The Stand " program, China's " Oddity." There were many classic works for the above three types of jokes and crosstalk.
Thank you very much for your question! Here are a few classic jokes that I hope you will like: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always frightened by the bears on the Internet. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they always took a few bites of the hamburger before catching the bad guys. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? They didn't want to be eaten by the crocodiles on the ground. Why can't pigs take the bus? Because it was always scared by the rats in the car.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. There was a Russian, a German and an American who were all trying to brag about their countries' inventions. The American said, 'We invented the airplane so that people can travel fast.' The German said, 'We invented the car so that people can travel comfortably.' The Russian said, 'We invented vodka so that the rest of the world doesn't care how they travel.'
A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"
There was a boy who was very cold. His mother asked him, 'Are you chilly?' He replied, 'No, I'm chilly - free.' This is a short and funny joke as it uses a play on the word 'chilly' and the made - up word 'chilly - free' to create humor.
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'