A magician's rabbit got tired of being pulled out of the hat all the time. One day, when the magician was about to perform, the rabbit jumped into the hat and refused to come out. Instead, it started making all kinds of strange noises from inside the hat. The magician had to apologize to the audience, and the rabbit became a star for its unique rebellion.
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He would chase his own tail like a dog and try to bark, but all that came out was a meow. It was really hilarious.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One night, a girl was home alone. She heard strange scratching at the window. When she peeked through the curtain, she saw a pale hand with long, sharp nails. She ran to her bedroom and locked the door. But the scratching followed her, getting louder and louder until she covered her ears and screamed. Then suddenly, it all stopped. When she opened her eyes, a pair of red eyes was staring at her from under her bed.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.