I'm too tired. Who can tell me a few classic jokes?

2024-09-22 14:42

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2024-09-22 18:25

Of course! Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always scared by the bears on the internet! Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? When they caught bad guys, they would always put the fries and coke aside and let them eat after confirming the identity of the bad guys. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they didn't want to be eaten by the crocodiles on the ground! Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they were always scared by the drivers on the road! Why do dogs always follow people? Because they wanted to be raised as pets!

Who can tell me a few super funny jokes?

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2024-09-17 18:39

Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you...

Who can tell me a few jokes! I want a classic! Refined! Thank you, Almighty, for your help.

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2024-09-15 05:59

Alright, let me tell you a few jokes! A thief broke into a temple and tried to steal something from the monks. As a result, he accidentally stole a chicken...

Who can give me a few classic humorous jokes?

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2024-09-12 13:33

Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a...

I've been in a bad mood recently. Tell me a few classic jokes.

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2024-09-22 15:06

I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your cheap words to me. 2. How can you get married if you don't experience being a scumbag? No one can casually become...

Please tell me a few classic cold jokes, thank you!

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2024-09-16 00:19

Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because...

Please tell me a few jokes!

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2024-09-21 12:10

Alright, I can tell you a few jokes! Why do starfish like to dance? Because they like to dance at the bottom of the sea and feel like the most...

Please tell me some classic jokes!

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2024-09-12 13:35

Here are some classic jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person...

Please tell me a few jokes that are 100% funny!

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2024-09-18 22:40

1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the...

Tell a few nonsensical jokes!

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2024-09-14 14:02

An example of a nonsensical joke is as follows: Why is it that Sun Wukong can defeat Buddha while Tang Sanzang can only go to the West to get scriptures?...

I'm too tired from reading online fantasy novels on my phone. I'm so tired!

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2024-08-29 05:27

Reading online fantasy novels was indeed tiring, probably because it required a lot of time and energy to understand the storyline and character development. In order to avoid this situation,...