Who can give me a few classic humorous jokes?
Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not hold on. Three people walked into a bar and a parrot sat on the bar counter. One of them asked the parrot,"can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The second man asked the parrot,"what would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." The third person asked the parrot,"can you sing?" "Of course!" the parrot replied. So the third person said," Okay, then please sing a song." "I don't want to sing," said the parrot. The three of them were surprised. One of them asked the parrot why it didn't want to sing. "Because I don't want you to know that I can sing badly!" Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because it kept typing the word "meat" on the keyboard. I hope these humorous jokes will make you laugh!
Who can give me 10 short humorous conversations or jokes?
A policeman walked into a bar and said to the bartender,"I want a drink." The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we're too old to go anywhere, and you still treat me like a treasure. There is a person who is especially bad and he is always right. There's someone who has always loved you, but he doesn't know it. There's someone who loves you but he doesn't know it. There's someone who misses you but doesn't know. There is someone who misses you, but I am already married. There's someone who misses you, but I'm already divorced. There is someone who misses you, but I am already single. There is someone who misses you, but I have already become a monk.
100 classic humorous jokes
I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."
Give me a few long jokes
Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.
Who can give me a few classic Qingshui novels?
A novel written in clear water was a novel that was fresh, easy to understand, and sincere in emotion. You can refer to the following classic works of clear water: 1 "Why the Silent Flute" 2."A slight smile is very beautiful." 3 "To our lost youth" 4 "How many flowers have fallen in my dream?" The Girl We Chased Together All Those Years
Who can give me a few classic harem cartoons?
There were many Harem animes that could be used as reference for the following popular examples: 1. Kemono Jihen: It tells the story of a group of girls living in a harem. Each girl has her own charm and special abilities. 2. Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon) series: This is a classic harem anime in which there is a complicated relationship between Sailor Moon and other characters. 3. A Certain Scientific Railgun: This is a harem anime about time travel, in which the protagonist has emotional entanglements with many girls. 4 "Fate/stay night"(Cup of Heaven) series: This is a harem anime with the theme of magic and fate. There are complicated relationships between the protagonist and many girls. 5 "Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" (Ouran High School Host Club): This is a harem anime about a group of teenagers interacting with girls in a high school club. The above are just a few examples of harem anime. As for which works are most suitable for your taste, you can choose according to your personal preferences.
I'm too tired. Who can tell me a few classic jokes?
Of course! Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always scared by the bears on the internet! Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? When they caught bad guys, they would always put the fries and coke aside and let them eat after confirming the identity of the bad guys. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they didn't want to be eaten by the crocodiles on the ground! Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they were always scared by the drivers on the road! Why do dogs always follow people? Because they wanted to be raised as pets!
Who can help me collect some short humorous jokes
Of course you can. Here are some short humorous jokes that I hope you will like: Why is the story of the wolf always used to educate children? Because it kept repeating itself. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do fish like to swim? Because they didn't want to be eaten by the birds. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always caught by cats. Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they liked to fly. Why does rabbit seldom go online? They didn't like talking to cats. Why do cows like to run? Because they liked to chase rabbits. Why do chickens like to sing? Because they liked to sing crow songs. Why can't pigs sing? Because they sang the song of meat. Why do dogs dislike answering questions? Because they were wolves.
Give me a few meaningful jokes. Don't be human
One cannot lower one's noble head, except when picking up money. Question 2: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! 3 Q: Why do I get attention by double-clicking 666? A: Because 666 means I love you. Question 4: Why are some people reading in the toilet? A: Because the toilet is a good place to read. Why can't pigs go online? A: Because there was no typing skill online.
Give me a few classic novels
Here are some classic novels: 1 Harry Potter series-A fantasy novel by JK Rowling that tells the story of a young wizard, Harry Potter, growing up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 2. The Lord of the Rings series-A fantasy novel by Tolkien about three Ringwraiths fighting to protect the magical continent in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Dream of the Red Chamber-The Qing Dynasty depicted the rise and fall of a feudal family and the rich inner world of female characters. 4 Journey to the West-The Ming Dynasty tells the story of Sun Wukong and other protagonists who went through 81 difficulties to obtain the true scriptures. Water Margins-Yuan Dynasty depicted the resistance and struggle of 108 righteous thieves and their fate.
Give me a few classic aphorisms
The most attractive thing about a girl is not her beauty but her strength. Life is too short. If you give up today, you may not get it tomorrow. Fate is like the palm print in one's hand, no matter how twisted it is, it is ultimately in one's own hands. 4. A gentleman who is vigorous and self-reliant. Life is like a ball, the person who taught you the first steps may not be able to accompany you until the end.