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Who can tell me a few jokes! I want a classic! Refined! Thank you, Almighty, for your help.

2024-09-15 05:59
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Alright, let me tell you a few jokes! A thief broke into a temple and tried to steal something from the monks. As a result, he accidentally stole a chicken from the temple. The monk of the temple immediately found out and asked loudly,"How are you going to compensate me for stealing my chicken?" The thief replied,"I'm going to make you a sumptuous breakfast!" 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What skill are you best at?" "I'm good at lying," the man replied. The interviewer asked,"How would you lie?" The man replied,"I don't know much about this problem. Can you tell me?" The interviewer said,"I'm happy to tell you that I'll say this. I've asked other people about this question, but none of them got the right answer." A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" His friend asked in surprise,"Why do you want to go to the zoo?" The man replied,"I saw a lion in the bar just now!" I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

Please tell me a few classic cold jokes, thank you!
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2024-09-16 00:19
Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because...
Who can tell me the current market price of the Legend E800? Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-18 06:29
As someone who loves reading novels, I don't have real-time price updates. I suggest you go to the local electronics market or the official website to check the latest price...
I'm too tired. Who can tell me a few classic jokes?
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2024-09-22 14:42
Of course! Here are a few classic jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always scared by the bears on the internet! Why do policemen like to eat...
Classic novel dialogue. Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-02 12:26
Okay, here are some classic novel dialogue: 1 "Guess what color I like the most?" "Black?" "Not blue." 2 " Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know...
Are there any good classic movies? Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-16 00:23
The following are some of the most well-received movies: 1 The Godfather (1972) -A classic gangster movie about an Italian American gangster family. 2 The Shawshank Redemption (1994) -A film...
Who were they looking for the quests of Celestial Bane's 'Master of Cold Jokes'? Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-22 22:39
In Celestial Bane novels, the "Master of Cold Jokes" was a mysterious character whose identity and background had always been controversial. However, some readers speculated that the " Master of...
Who invented language? Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-20 15:31
Language was invented by humans. Mankind created language and used it to express thoughts and feelings. Language can influence people's thoughts, culture, and values, so it is very important to...
Are there any good cartoons? Those who know, I recommend a few. Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-09-21 12:20
There are many good animes here to recommend: Attack on Titan 2 Naruto 3 Demon Slayer 4 Sword Art Online Your Name 6. Tokyo Ghoul 7 Violet Evergarden 8 Steins;Gate...
Boring! Who would recommend a few medical novels! Thank you, Almighty, for your help.
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2024-07-29 09:45
For medical novels, you can refer to the following books: 1 " Reborn Medical Specialist " 2. The Growth of Medical Students 3 " A Doctor's Path to Growth "...
Who can tell me a few super funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 18:39
Of course! Here are a few super funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you...
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