Can everyone share some funny and sarcastic jokes?

2024-09-21 18:52

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2024-09-21 20:14

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Can you share some funny jokes and stories?

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2024-11-04 13:32

Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'

Funny gay jokes story: Share some funny gay - related jokes or stories.

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2024-10-29 19:07

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Share some funny Christmas jokes stories.

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2024-11-10 01:19

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

Share some funny clean jokes and stories

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2024-11-08 05:25

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

Share Some Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories

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2024-11-01 23:21

Here's another joke. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient chicks? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! These jokes are great for sharing during the Thanksgiving celebration.

Share some funny jokes and inspirational stories.

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2024-10-29 23:38

A funny joke for you. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Regarding an inspirational story, Helen Keller is a great example. Despite being blind and deaf, she overcame countless difficulties with the help of her teacher. She learned to read, write and speak, and became an inspiration for people all over the world.

It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!

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2024-09-19 17:22

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

Can you share some funny jokes and true stories?

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2024-11-12 01:16

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. For a true story, once I went hiking and got lost. I was really scared but then I saw a little stream. I followed it and it led me back to the trail. It was a lucky escape.

Can you share some funny kid jokes stories?

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2024-11-11 07:58

Sure. Here's one. A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.'

Can you share some funny religious jokes stories?

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2024-11-08 10:17

In a small village, there was a very pious old woman. She always prayed loudly. One day, her neighbor said, 'You don't have to shout. God has good ears.' The old woman replied, 'I know, but the devil has bad ears and I want him to know I'm not on his side.' This joke plays on the idea of the battle between good and evil in religious beliefs and the old woman's determination to show her allegiance to God in a rather comical way.