Can anyone recommend some classic and funny jokes? Please don't be too cold, thank you!
Fox, let me ask you, why is watermelon called watermelon? Because that person stepped on a lemon." This was a joke from " Your Highness Fox, Wait for Me ". Another: Student: " Teacher, I think what you said is very reasonable. It's like you're a wise man." Teacher: " Thank you for your compliment. To be honest, I've heard many people call me that. How do you call me?" Student: " You can go and look at your name. Because according to the dictionary, you are behind the wise man!" This was a classic joke. I hope these jokes can make you happy. I recommend the above novels to you. I hope you will like them.😋If you like my recommendation, please feel free to tell me at any time.
Can you recommend some classic and funny jokes? Thank you!
Please recommend some especially funny jokes that will make anyone laugh. Thank you!
If you want a particularly funny joke, I recommend the book "Uncle Nine: Buying Sanctions at the Beginning, Zombies Can't Deal". The ridicule and funny plot in it are very exciting, and people can't help but laugh. Of course, everyone has a different sense of humor, and some people might not find it funny, but I personally find this book very funny. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
Please tell me a few classic cold jokes, thank you!
Alright, here are a few classic cold jokes: Why can't pigs go online? Because it was always searching for " how to shop online." Why do bears always fall? Because they were too fat. Why do rabbits always make nests? Because they didn't want to sleep in the trees. Why can't monkeys go online? Because they were always searching for " how to be smart." Why do chickens always sing? Because they were playing "Chicken Run" on the dance machine.
Can you recommend some classic, light-hearted, and funny novels? Please don't recommend too much.
, I recommend you the following funny novels: "The Most Powerful Coffee in the Heavens","The Road to the Soaring Tang Dynasty","The World is Strange, I Can Become Stronger with My Achievement","The Unlucky Person Who Traversed Huashan Sect Turns Over","The Restaurant that Traversed History","The Three Kingdoms Laughing at the Fake Zhuge","The City's Black Technology supplier","The Entertainment That Yearned for Becoming a God", and "Check In!" The Buddhist Monkey King's Journey to the West Daily Life, My Daughter Is a Reborn Expert, Senior Sister, Don't Be Angry, and Your Highness, Admit Your Failure. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Can you recommend a few jokes that have a deeper meaning? Don't be too childish. Thank you!
I recommend the following novels to you: - " Forced to Marry the Evil King: Little Cute Concubine Is a Little Bad ": The plot between the male and female leads was a little like a joke. Before the female lead married the male lead, she was still a timid girl, while the male lead was a black-bellied and domineering young master. The way the two of them got along was sometimes very interesting. - " Rogue Emperor's Teacher ": The male protagonist of this book was a madman. In order to make himself a joke, he went against all the big shots at all costs. In the end, he ended up in a tearful situation. It was a bit like a joke. - " I'm the Boss of Online Games in the Other World ": The main character of this book was a noob. He was always teased by others in the game, but his reactions were very humorous, like a joke character. I hope the above recommendations can meet your needs. If you like the above recommendations, please don't forget to support my recommendations.
Please recommend some funny transmigration novels with good endings. Don't be too serious. Thank you.
Hehe, I recommend the following novels to you: 1. "My Magical Journey Is A Little Strange": A relaxing and enjoyable magical journey. The protagonist is struggling in the foreign world, and it's full of jokes. 2. "I became a cat in the girls 'dormitory": A funny and sarcastic novel. The protagonist transmigrated into a cat and started an adventure story with the shocking secret of the sisters in the dormitory. 3. "Please Call Me God": A fantasy immortal cultivation novel. The protagonist is a transmigrator manager who has all kinds of beautiful magic treasures and secret manuals and experiences all kinds of dangerous disasters. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~
Can you recommend funny jokes? Please do not provide common jokes. Thank you.
The book," Flirtatious ", is a short story by the author, Er Huoma. The general plot of this novel is: A collection of all kinds of imaginative short novels. The content of the article was short and concise, criticizing the current malpractices. It was quite meaningful and could be said to be "funny". ---------------------------- " I Was Joking After I Traversed in a Strange Story " was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author Wu Yuan. The general plot of this novel was: The high-level planet discovered that humans were far more afraid of ghosts than ghosts were of humans. In order to study the high-level system of this proposition, the Screaming System, it was bound to a ghost hunter. He had thought that he would be the first person on the planet to complete the mission perfectly. However, he gradually realized that reality was a little different from what he had expected... In the misty forest, there was silence. In the face of the sudden appearance of the strange female ghost with blood and tears in her eyes, his host used her powerful ghost hunter skill to beat the ghost down. He thought that the fear of ghosts was within his grasp, but---his host squatted down." Do you know why flowers are funny?" Female ghost: The System was speechless. [2023.1.13][Source of inspiration: " 100,000 Cold Jokes "][All the cold jokes in the article were searched online, and there may be some bad jokes.] ---------------------------- " Demon Hunting with Big Words " was a light novel written by the author, Master Unlaughing. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: Bragging was a joke, and hunting monsters was killing monsters. He told jokes while fighting monsters. People who laugh and cry will not have tears! ---------------------------- " The Other World That You Can't Joke About " was a light novel written by the author and his teacher. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: Yu Feng had transmigrated. But this world was too strange-people couldn't laugh. You'll die if you joke! As the only person who would not die from smiling…Yu Feng smiled. What was the big deal about crossing realms to kill enemies? So what if he was the strongest in the world? Let me tell you, I don't usually joke, but once I do, I'll kill you! Seeking recommendation votes, favorites, and book list recommendations. Thank you. Ow... ---------------------------- " Big Sister, Please Spare My Life " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Dog Tail. The general plot of this novel was: "Sister Samar, I love you!" A certain man was innocent and bright. "Go, go, go!" A certain sister got into position and was ready to fight at any time. The Millennium Frost was here! 'Don't be afraid. I'll melt right away.' The demon and devil had arrived! Roar, far worse than me. "Ruthless Flower" is here! Sob, sob, Eastern Samar, please spare me! Your good sister's love rival is here! 'Iceberg Aunt' is here! Ahem, is there any relationship? It's coming, it's coming! Eh, who's here? This article described the hilarious daily life of an otaku girl. It was a very, very, very daily life. ---------------------------- " Manga: Following the Gods to Beg for Food " was a light novel written by the author Hai Langyu. The general plot of this novel was: It was said that a smile from an iceberg was enough to warm one's heart. It was said that icebergs were extremely lucky. It was said that most icebergs were cold on the outside but warm on the inside. Night Fight proved that it was bullsh * t. She was indeed very pretty when she smiled, and her luck was not bad, but she was cold on the outside and colder on the inside. For example," Ahhh, Drunken Sound, I stepped on a nail on the floor. Come and see me." "Oh." "Ahhhh! It really hurt! Are you really not coming to see me? " Sob sob sob…" Suddenly, Drunken Sound nimbly jumped into Night Fighter's bedroom from the window. She snatched his phone and took out the battery in exasperation." You just stepped on a nail and sent me thirty-six trash messages in a minute. Are you done?" Do you have a lot of phone bills?" Night Dou curled up into a ball." I went to the business hall and bought a family package for us. It's a few dozen yuan a month for us to send text messages." Drunken Sound returned the battery to him, his eyebrows raised in delight." Then continue sending. Our goal is to send text messages to the business hall to cry and earn back our capital!" It turned out that Iceberg was actually a warm-hearted and hardworking person with cute attributes. ---------------------------- " Our Sweet Love Yesterday " was a modern romance novel written by Mao Dan. The general plot of the novel was: "Do you really think that a broken refrigerator can be fixed? Do you really think that a broken relationship can be fixed?" If the refrigerator was broken, it was no more than a lack of cooling and no more lights when the door was opened. Have you ever seen an idiot smash a fridge into pieces and then get someone to fix it? ----- The whole story was half-sad and half-sweet, with three girls as the main storyline. The puppy, the wolf, the childhood sweetheart, and the CEO were all part of the story. Anyway, there was a guarantee to fill the hole. If he wanted to enter, he could enter. -------- Every time she was asked what season she liked, the nursery rhyme would always say summer. Summer always seemed to give people a lot of courage out of thin air. They were not afraid of drinking and sleeping on the floor. They were not afraid of being drenched in the heavy rain. One day in the story, she was complaining to Zhou Wanyan and asked her if she felt that the winter this year was especially long. She felt as if she had been sitting next to the heater for an entire year and was sick of the windy and rainy weather. For some reason, he recalled a sentence that he had heard a long time ago. It said that everyone inevitably had the condition of being powerless in their relationship... ---------------------------- " The Prime Minister's Invitation: Madam, Too Vicious Tongue " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ming Mei Xiao. The general plot of this novel was: "Are you cold?" She asked softly," Little Liangliang, I'm cold." "Then do you want…" As soon as he finished speaking, a thick blanket appeared in front of him." Come, hug the blanket and sleep. I'll go out and sleep." The male protagonist was powerful and had a hidden comical attribute! The female lead looked cold on the outside, but she was sulky on the inside and occasionally had a venomous tongue. ---------------------------- " Laughing and Laughing: The Poisonous Young Master " was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Bai Tang. The general plot of this novel was: Beyond the Three Realms, there was a Space-Time Academy. This academy only accepted dead souls that were compatible with the academy. As long as they followed the student handbook and completed their studies, they could easily achieve anything, whether it was being surrounded by powerful women or being able to live forever with gold, silver, and jewelry. There was a famous person in the Spacetime College. Her name was Wu Nuannuan, and she was female. In front of others, she was a popular person who lived in the mouth of the public, a flower that had reached the peak of perfection. Behind others, she was a high-level talent who nestled beside the computer screen, smiling and making paste every day. The passers-by exclaimed in admiration,[She's beautiful, her beautiful eyes are rippling, and her cheeks are red. She's a well-deserved goddess!] The enemy cursed,"Cheap but not coquettish, coquettish but not cheap, this is a bitch!" The acquaintance spread his hands and thought,"She's just like her surname. She's full of filth. She's just a wretched woman!" Wu Nuannuan's almond eyes turned slightly, and her dimples appeared." What do you think, my dear?" The person in question did not even raise his head as he slowly said," It's a gift from the heavens." Everyone who was stuffed with dog food silently left! This was a story where one had to fight for survival. The winner would be king and the loser would perish. The female protagonist was very capable and had explosive flirting skills. The male protagonist was very capable of hiding and enduring. There were various types of missions, planes, and so on! This article was also known as " The Love Words of the Goddess of Filth "," Loving You Is Really Just a Nonsense ", and " There Are Always Unruly People Who Can't Stand Zhen ". 1v1 cool novel! Dress up! The style of writing was relaxed, and the imagination was slightly big. It was produced for nothing. It was absolutely guaranteed. Welcome to complain! ---------------------------- " Cashiers Can't Be That Cute " was a light novel written by the author, Jiu 'er Xiangxian. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: [Daily Comedy] She was a little loli who was forced by life but wanted to be a salted fish at any time. A convenience store manager who was never reliable. A gaming streamer who was popular all over the country, but was stolen by a little loli. She was a quiet girl who could communicate with animals. An underling who was both a bodyguard and a nanny. And their daily, relaxing, and hilarious stories. Single novel, the style of the book was completely idiotic, without any pretentious and face-slapping routine. [Group ID: 786332387. Remember to tease the little loli!]
Please don't be too long, thank you.
Youth is so beautiful, but in the process of passing, we continue to mature. In the future, you will definitely thank yourself for risking your life now! Only those who are constantly looking for opportunities will seize them in time. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success. The fifth lane was under my feet, and no one could decide my direction. As long as he didn't give up, nothing could make him retreat! 7 Success is not something that will happen in the future, but it will accumulate from the moment you decide to do it. No matter when you start, the important thing is that you don't stop after you start. What is worth starting is worth finishing. Only those who have their feet on the ground can say: The road is under my feet.
Please recommend some fantasy novels, but don't be too arrogant or too tragic. Thank you!
Hey, let me recommend a few novels to you ~ 1. "My Zombies Don't Be So Cute"-fantasy-Oriental fantasy. It tells the story of a world where demons dance around. It's very interesting. 2. "What's the experience of having an unlimited point coupon?"-Fantasy-Otherworld Continent, a very interesting fantasy story. The protagonist had an unlimited point coupon that could unlock all kinds of god-level equipment. 3. "The World's Greatest Pet: Evil King Don't Run" was a fantasy romance. It was a little refreshing and had some ups and downs. The interaction between the male and female protagonists was also very interesting. 4. "My System is Super Omnipotent"-fantasy-Eastern fantasy. The protagonist has a super omnipotent system that can solve all kinds of problems. It is very suitable for readers who like systems. 5. "The Strongest God of War: Rebirth" was a fantasy story. The main character was reborn as the God of War, and he fought monsters all the way to become the strongest. It was a classic fantasy story. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗
Please recommend some completed transmigration novels. Don't be too straightforward, don't be too brutal, and don't be too long. Can you briefly introduce the plot? Thank you.
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. <<The Cold Palace Concubine>>: The youngest female CEO in the world transmigrated to become an abandoned concubine who had just given birth. She experienced the ups and downs of fate and began her counterattack. 2. "Douluo's Beginning Sign in for the Divine Tree Martial Soul": Tang Chen transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and had a nine-to-five system. He accidentally awakened and obtained the Chakra Divine Tree Martial Soul, starting his explosive life. I hope these novels can satisfy your needs. If you like them, remember to tell me ~