Can you recommend some classic and funny jokes? Thank you!

Here are some classic novels: 1 " I became a chicken, a chicken with clothes on, I can go anywhere."-- Battle Through the Heavens 2 " If there is a next life, I want to be a tree standing in a posture that has no sorrow or joy forever." Fuyao 3." Let him be strong, let him be strong, let the breeze brush the hills, let him be strong, let the moon shine on the river." Douluo Continent " I became a cat, a cute cat. I can climb trees, catch mice, and stare at you coldly." Nine-star Poisonous Milk 5 " Life is like a ball. The person who taught you the first steps may not be able to accompany you until the end." Demonic Dao Patriarch These jokes were very classic and thought-provoking. At the same time, they made people laugh.

Fox, let me ask you, why is watermelon called watermelon? Because that person stepped on a lemon." This was a joke from " Your Highness Fox, Wait for Me ". Another: Student: " Teacher, I think what you said is very reasonable. It's like you're a wise man." Teacher: " Thank you for your compliment. To be honest, I've heard many people call me that. How do you call me?" Student: " You can go and look at your name. Because according to the dictionary, you are behind the wise man!" This was a classic joke. I hope these jokes can make you happy. I recommend the above novels to you. I hope you will like them.😋If you like my recommendation, please feel free to tell me at any time.

Here are some classic jokes I hope you like: " I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." 2 " There is a type of person that you will never believe that he will be desperate." I used to think that love could cure everything until I met my ex-girlfriend. I realized that I was wrong." "There are some people you should always thank because they let you understand what a true friend is." " I used to think that I would always be strong until I met my family. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." "There is a kind of person you will never be worthy of his love because he will only care about your pain." " I thought I could forget everything until I met my past. Only then did I realize I was wrong." " I used to think that I could be a good actor until I met my script. I realized that I was wrong." There is a kind of person who will only bring you pain, but you can't get rid of him." " I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met my sadness. Only then did I realize that I was wrong."

I recommend the following novels to you. They are all hilarious novels ~ Tremble! "Beautiful Men" is a modern romance novel written by the author. The female protagonist Lin Xiaoxiao's innocence is enough to make people laugh. There are also all kinds of funny plots about the beautiful men around her. I believe you will definitely fall in love with this novel. "Crazy Pursued After Being Scumbag Big Boss" is a short story by author Su Feifei. The "fiancée" relationship between the main character Big Boss Xie and Shi Miaomiao is simply hilarious. You will definitely laugh out loud. "The Hilarious Alien Maid" is a modern romance novel written by Tanaka Yanzi. The female protagonist's shadow's various funny abilities and pranks, and the male protagonist's Wang Chaofeng's chaotic plot are quite funny. I believe you will find it funny too. I hope my recommendation will make you laugh. Muah ~

Here are a few classic long jokes: 1 A bird flew into a computer shop. It saw a computer and flew over." Hello, this computer has a very high configuration, but it has a shortcoming, that is, it is too old." The computer shop owner listened and asked,"What do you think is its shortcoming?" The bird said,"It's too old." There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" The rabbit said,"I want to eat carrots." He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird said,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer asked,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer said,"How about this? We'll hire you to work for our company, but you have to take the bus to work." The man immediately agreed. A man went to the doctor and complained that his neck hurt. The doctor asked him,"How does your neck hurt?" The man replied,"I often watch the computer, so my neck hurts." The doctor gave him a prescription, which said,"If you don't look at the computer for more than an hour a day, your neck will get better." The man immediately followed the doctor's instructions and his neck soon stopped hurting. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Here are a few recommended funny short stories and jokes: 1. " The Pugilistic World is Full of Wonders ": This novel tells the story of a movie king who transmigrated to another world. It's full of light-hearted and funny plots. 2. " Laughable Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel centered on a greedy and unscrupulous female protagonist, telling a funny story between her and three princes in ancient times. 3. " The Queen Arrives, The Demon King's Daughter Begs ": No matter where she goes, she will fight the slut, abuse the pretentious, and tear the white lotus. She is the mistress of her own story! 4. " Explosive Pet Venomous Tongue Concubine: Prince Begging to Let Go ": The entire novel was full of humor and jokes, telling a funny love story that was loved but not abused. 5. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. I hope the funny short stories and funny jokes recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

If you like fantasy novels, you can read the book "I'm Really Not Afraid of Death". The author has a lot of humorous jokes in the book that make people laugh out loud. If you prefer modern love stories, you can watch "Mr. He is showing off his affection again." The interaction between the male and female leads is very funny, and people can't help but laugh out loud. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

If you want a particularly funny joke, I recommend the book "Uncle Nine: Buying Sanctions at the Beginning, Zombies Can't Deal". The ridicule and funny plot in it are very exciting, and people can't help but laugh. Of course, everyone has a different sense of humor, and some people might not find it funny, but I personally find this book very funny. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~