Hmm, do you want a joke about ants? Thank you…
Here was a joke about ants: Why did ants get dizzy? Because they were always chasing the sun!
I want a joke, a joke that will make me feel so good. Thank you!
The following was a joke: One day, a programmer went to a bar for a drink and his friend asked him,"Why don't you develop a bar app?" The programmer replied,"I like to drink in bars, but I don't know how to program bar applications." The friend replied,"Then how did you drink in the bar?" The programmer thought for a moment and replied,"I'll use the drinks and facilities provided by the bar."
Do you guys recommend modern revenge novels? It better not be a joke. Thank you!
Dear, I have a modern heart-wrenching novel that I can recommend to you. It's called True Love of the Rich and Powerful: The CEO's Ex-Husband Wants to Remarry. The female protagonist was betrayed by her husband and suffered complete harm and betrayal. In the end, she divorced. However, four years later, her ex-husband met her again. However, the female lead was no longer the weak woman she used to be. This time, she was going to launch a revenge plan. The plot of this book is exciting. I hope you will like it. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
The name of the ancient wind pavilion needs to have a little charm, thank you, it's best to have three words, hmm, hmm
The name of the Ancient Wind Pavilion can be referred to the following suggestions: 1 Qinglan Pavilion: The word Qinglan has a fresh and quiet meaning, which is consistent with the characteristics of ancient architecture; 2 Luo Shui Pavilion: The word Luo Shui symbolizes gentleness and romance, which is compatible with the quiet atmosphere of the Ancient Wind Pavilion; 3 Ziyun Pavilion: The word Ziyun has a mysterious and noble meaning, which is consistent with the historical background of Gufeng Pavilion; 4. Yangui Pavilion: The word "Yangui" symbolizes missing and returning like an arrow, which is consistent with the theme of Gufeng Pavilion. I hope these suggestions will be helpful. If there is anything else you need, please feel free to ask.
Do you have any novels about origami ants that you can recommend?
The book "Angry Ants" is a light novel written by the author Tianya Haiyue. It is a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Not tall, rich, and handsome, not some second-generation, forget it, he was actually not even a human. What was the matter with Zhou Yan becoming the most humble ant? A rugged and dangerous path to immortality and godhood; An unforgettable love and hatred; A battle to protect the city; A group of lovely people who kept moving forward for the ideals in their hearts and did not regret even if they were crushed to death! I would like to recommend this new book to all of you. Thank you very much for your support. ---------------------------- "An Ant That Can Evolve" was a light novel written by the author, Demon M. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: Society was dangerous, people were unpredictable, and it was difficult to be a human. Was it easy to be an animal? This was the story of an ant with a human soul. It could evolve. Group: 855679188. ---------------------------- Ant Thief was a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation written by the author, A Thousand Miles of Blood. The general plot of the novel was: K life form invasion, Earth's insects mutated. Unfortunately, Tang Yu was bitten by a mutated insect and died. When he woke up, he found that he had become an ant, the smallest ant in the world-the thief ant. PS new book "Astral Cockroach" has been uploaded, asking for support. ---------------------------- "Reborn Little Yellow Ants" was a fantasy and oriental fantasy novel written by the author, Braised Eel with Cucumber. The general plot of this novel was: [Insect-type Invisible Form] Liu Yu had set a small goal for himself after transmigrating, and that was to conquer the queen ant. The mastermind behind the emergence of the global gene pool? Let's see how the protagonist with a harem of 100,000 ants will build an insect army... ---------------------------- "Full-time Hunter: The Ant King System" was a novel written by the author, Want to Hold an Umbrella on a Rainy Day. It was an urban supernatural novel. The general plot of the novel was: Hundreds of millions of followers and thousands of systems to choose from. So what if he was besieged on all sides? Who could stop him if he gathered ants and became king? The beauty was the guard, the exploration team was the underling, and Green Eyes White Grain was the mount. In the outside world, he could be said to be unhindered in the pugilistic world. At home, she could only be submissive and inferior to pigs and dogs. "Poop-picker, hurry up and buy me some dried fish. Otherwise, I'll bite you like a dried fish." "Wang, the 100,000 you earned two days ago has been used up. Please go out and work." "Wang, quickly train with me. Otherwise, I'll go out and destroy public property again. Hmm, do I have to pay for destroying public property?" I once naively thought that if a beauty couldn't do it, there would still be underlings. "Queen, this is the evidence of King flirting with a girl at work. I've shared all his memories with you." "Hehe, senior, aren't you going to explain? Qing Yan, bite him!" "Roar!" "Qing Yan, have you forgotten that you were the one who raised you, fed you sh * t, pui, cleaned your sh * t?" "Chew, chew, chew. Spit." This was the story of the Strongest Ant King. It was also the most tragic story of the ant king. If you like it, I hope you can add it to your collection. No collection, no dried fish. Pidor, please. (^Omega ^) Meow. ---------------------------- Gene Thief was a novel written by the author, the Camponotus Feisi. The general plot of the novel was: "Evolution is impossible. It's impossible to evolve in this lifetime. It's not like they'll steal other ants 'cocoons. Only by stealing DNA can the colony maintain this state." Ants. Guevara. He was reborn as a tiny ant in a breeding box, but he had the ability to steal the DNA of other creatures to produce his own army. After enduring for a year to escape from the cage, he finally succeeded in escaping, but he did not expect the world to have changed. The giant glossy bachie leaf ants waved their muscular heads and guillotine mouthparts. The ferocious spear ants raised their heads and opened their hook-like jaws to the sky. The swift scythe ants lowered their bodies and searched for enemies with their compound eyes. Groups of forest ants and bow-backed ants bent their stomachs, ready to launch a round of long-range firepower with acid at any time. The Sang's flat-headed ants, which had the ultimate self-destruct skill, shook their stomachs filled with chemicals. The yellow ants that could tear apart their enemies raised their abdomen and opened their jaws in a threatening posture. Behind the ant colony, the densely packed Red Fire Ants formed a few big words: "Your DNA will disappear soon!" ---------------------------- "The Ant Kingdom from Zero" was a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation written by the author. The general plot of the novel was: When Ma Yi realized it, he had already become a baby ant. Just as he was about to emerge from the cocoon, a group of black ants barged into the ant nest, snatched the food, and tore the ant queen apart. The male ant Ma Yi, who had just been born a few hours ago, was given a sacred mission. ---------------------------- "I'm a Little Ant" was a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation written by the author, Sci-fi Frenzy. The general plot of the novel was: In the history of carbon-based life, there were three successful directions: arthropods that expanded in groups, reptiles that were the strongest individuals, and humans that understood the world. They were the overlords of their respective eras. When the glory was over, whose way of survival was the most successful? (This is a book about the ultimate evolution of living things.) (For the great evolution! Evolution! Evolution! ---------------------------- "The Road to Empire Begins with Ants" was a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation written by the author, Animal Madness. The general plot of the novel was: Wang Xiaoming was miserable. He had become an ant that could die at any moment. However, he was also very lucky. He had the support of the system. He led billions of ant soldiers to conquer the heavens. ---------------------------- "Ant Bandits" was a historical fiction novel written by the author, Hu Sidao. The general plot of this novel was: The people of the world were panicking, but they only wanted a few taels of silver. However, these few taels of silver could resolve all kinds of panic in the world. Can make parents sick and healthy, can let husband and wife far from famine, can let children smell books. However, these silver pieces had bent the backs of many youths…
Bees, Cats, and Red Ants. Thank you for every day!
Insects was a French story about how he revealed the mysteries of nature and the fragility of life by observing and studying the lives and behaviors of insects. The following are the reading notes on "Insects": The protagonist introduced: Fabre's protagonist was an insect named " Hummingbird." By observing and studying the behavior and habits of hummingbirds, he gained a deep understanding of the social structure of bees and the gathering behavior of bees. A good appreciation: 1 " They use their small bodies to create great art." Fabre's praise of bees created great art with their small bodies. It was an amazing creativity and vitality. "Nature is a wonderful book. It teaches us many things." Fabre's reverence for life and his exploration of the world attempted to reveal the mysteries and truths of nature through scientific research and observation. 3 " Life is short and we are eternal." Fabre thought about life. He believed that life was short, but we could do something meaningful to life to make our life more meaningful.
I want to shoot a joke in Fast Hands. Something funny. I'll shoot it alone. Please think of a joke. Thank you.
If I want to shoot a joke in Fast Hands, I'll be the only one shooting it. Please think of a joke, thank you. When a snail wanted to climb out of the wall, it met an obstacle: the shell on its back. So the snail decided to get rid of the shackles of the shell and begin a challenging journey. It struggled and tried but failed every time. Finally, the snail realized that what it needed was not to get rid of its shell, but to give up the idea of pursuing success. Therefore, it climbed back to the wall and continued to enjoy its snail life.
Do you recommend a novel similar to Invincible Ants?
😋I recommend Living Alone in the Wilderness: You Call This Survival? Here you go. The main character also started an even more exciting survival adventure after having a special ant. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Can you recommend a novel about ants?
Hehe, I have more than one novel related to ants to recommend. For fans of ant-themed novels, I recommend the following works: " The Evolving Ant Empire,"" The Revival of Reiki: Starting from an Ant,"" The Invasion of All Races, From Ants to Ant Emperors,"" The Ant Kingdom from Zero,"" The Reincarnation of the Whole People: From Ants to the Owner of the Nest,"" The Rebirth of the Invincible Giant Ants,"" Being an Evolving Ant," and so on. These types of novels included science fiction, original fantasy, evolution, and so on. Each book had a different storyline and wonderful worldview. It would definitely satisfy your love and curiosity for ant novels. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Please provide a meaningful joke, about 30 seconds, incisive, not vulgar, thank you!
A snail wanted to buy a new car, so he went to the bank to get a loan to buy one. But the snail soon paid off the loan, so he handed the car to the bank. Not long after, the snail heard of a better investment opportunity, so he went to the bank to get a loan, but this time he chose to invest in his crawling speed. The snail soon paid off the second loan, but he found himself crawling slower and slower. He realized that he had been doing something he was not good at, so he decided to give up on investing in his crawling speed and start his snail journey again. This was the deeper meaning of this joke: Don't pursue unrealistic things but focus on what you are good at.
I'm looking for an ancient joke, thank you!
Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements: Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang. I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown. 3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad. I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.