Urgently requesting the original lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk,"On Proud Teasing"!

2024-09-13 01:04

It must be the original script, the script from the widely circulated video of On Proud Teasing.

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2024-09-13 01:51

The original lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "On Proud Teasing" were as follows: (Scene: Guo Degang and Yu Qian are in the middle of the stage next to the audience.) Guo Degang: Hello everyone, today I want to do a crosstalk with Brother Qian. Yu Qian: Oh, crosstalk. Then we have to find a topic first. Guo Degang: Okay, what do you want to talk about? Yu Qian: What topic do I want to talk about? What topic do I want to talk about? (starts scratching his head) [Guo Degang: Then let's talk about "Proud Tease".] Yu Qian: Oh, it's a joke. I know this. (gloating) Guo Degang: Then how do you understand it? Yu Qian: I think that the role of the two people in the crosstalk is to hold and tease. One was responsible for supporting the other, while the other was responsible for teasing. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: Then do you think a person can become a "fan"? Guo Degang: Ah, I think a person can certainly be called "supporting". Yu Qian: But can it be a joke? Guo Degang: I don't think it's possible for a person to become a "joke." Yu Qian: Why? Guo Degang: Because "funny" people are generally humorous, cheerful, and lively people. And "praise" was usually a more profound, reserved, and reserved person. Yu Qian: Ah, I understand. (laughing) Guo Degang: Then how do you think a person can become a "fan"? Yu Qian: I think a person must first have a certain cultural background, then have patience, and then be able to understand what others say. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: There is also one person who wants to be a "fan" and has a certain sense of humor.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "On Proud Teasing" lines

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2024-09-13 01:41

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "On Pushing and Teasing" was a crosstalk program in which two crosstalk actors, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, performed together to tease each other and make jokes to let the audience feel the charm of crosstalk. The following are some classic lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian in On Proud Teasing: Good teacher, good teacher, what are you teaching? What you teach is all nonsense. Are you kidding me? You're courting death! 3. Don't you know that this is a crosstalk? This is the rule. You little bastard, beat me to death! Are you looking for a beating? You're courting death! You idiot, don't you know that this is a crosstalk? How can you be an actor if you're so stupid? 9 Aren't You Making Trouble? You're destroying order! Don't you know that this is a crosstalk?

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, crosstalk lines, on the festival, begging for lines

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2024-09-13 01:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

Urgently requesting the lines of Guo Degang's crosstalk,"Running After Happiness", thank you!

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2024-09-13 01:33

Guo Degang's crosstalk "Running After Happiness" had the following lines: Happiness is not about how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is. Life is not a race, but a journey. The most important thing is the scenery along the way and the mood to enjoy the scenery. Life is like a play. It doesn't matter who is on stage, but who can sing the story to the end. True happiness is not about how much you have, but whether you have a peaceful mind. Cherish everything in front of you because it might be too late to have it again after losing it.

Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a list of crosstalk

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2024-09-20 14:01

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were two well-known actors in the crosstalk world. Their crosstalk works were very rich. The following is a list of some of their classic crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Club" 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3,"Pulling Cheongsam" 4 "Oil Selling Man" 5 "Crosstalk Joint Exhibition" 6."The Complete Crosstalk Works of Yue Yunpeng" 7 "The Complete Comic Comics of Guo Degang" 8 "The Complete Works of Yu Qian's Crosstalk" These crosstalk works were not only popular domestically but also highly praised internationally.

Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?

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2024-09-13 01:07

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk,'Jumping the Great God', had to have all the lines!

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2024-09-13 01:01

The complete lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Jumping the Great God" are as follows: 1. I'm a god dancer. I treat patients and save lives. I rely on divine medicine to eat. I recently discovered a miracle drug that can quickly restore the patient's health. This is the charm of a miracle drug. 3. My method of treating patients is unique. I use acupuncture and herbal medicine to treat them. The results are very satisfactory. The patients slowly recovered under my guidance. I was also very happy that they were grateful to me. It's not only my job but also my hobby. I like to communicate with patients and help them solve their problems. Although my job is hard, I like it. I hope I can continue to serve everyone. Although the 7-jump god is an ancient craft, I still keep on creating new things in the hope of bringing better service to everyone. I hope my story can inspire everyone to face the difficulties and setbacks in life bravely and not give up. Let's dance together to pray for health and happiness, and let's be grateful for the gift of life. 10 Jumps to the Gods was not only a skill, but also a faith and a way to convey love and hope.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" must be complete

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2024-09-13 01:12

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" lines 1 (acting as Wang Shuo) I never understood why we Chinese always put the word "you" first when we speak. For example,"Have you eaten?" Wasn't this asking someone else? Why did it become him reminding himself? 2 (Act as Zhang Guoli) The word "you" is equivalent to "you" in English. Therefore, the moment he said "you", he showed his respect to the other party. 3 (acting as Ma Sanli) The crosstalk world has caught up with this society. If you want to make a living, you have to learn to tell a few lies. For example,"Am I not going to the toilet?" Or,"I just lost my job." Let me give you an example. For example, if you are dating a girl and you tell her,"I have to go to work today," the girl will definitely understand. However, if he said,"I'm going to meet a client today," the girl might not understand. 5 (acting as Liu Baorui) We Chinese have a habit of doing our own things. But sometimes,"doing it yourself" didn't mean that you could do it. For example, if you wanted to cook but found that there was no pot to use. I once had a dream to become a writer. But when I started to write novels, I realized that I couldn't write anymore. What the hell am I writing? Let me give you an example. For example, if you suddenly say "I'm sorry, I forgot I'm a woman" when you're talking to someone, the other party will definitely think that you're so rude. 8 (acting as Gao Feng) Once, I was walking on the street when I suddenly heard a "kill!" I turned around and saw a thief stealing something. I shouted,"Stop!" In the end, the thief stole the phone but not the money. Once I went to the bank to withdraw money, I found that the password was incorrect, so I repeatedly entered it on the counter. In the end, the bank staff told me,"You're really a big customer of our bank. We have countless people entering incorrect passwords every day, but you're the first to tell us."

Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a crosstalk. In it, Guo Degang said that bald people were sunburned. Ask for the name of the crosstalk

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2024-09-13 01:58

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

I'm asking for the name of this crosstalk. Guo Degang and Yu Qian said it

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2024-09-13 01:19

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

Ask Guo Degang for the crosstalk "I want to be a medical doctor" lines urgently needed

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2024-09-13 01:14

Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Want to Be a Medical Scientist," had the following lines: - Doctor, I think the most glorious thing is to treat people. - I think it's a doctor's duty to analyze the patient's condition ten times. - The patient said,"I have a headache." I think the doctor should first ask,"Where does it hurt?" - I'm not doing it for money. I'm doing it to save people. - I think doctors are one of the greatest professions in the world.