Guo Degang's crosstalk "Running After Happiness" had the following lines: Happiness is not about how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is. Life is not a race, but a journey. The most important thing is the scenery along the way and the mood to enjoy the scenery. Life is like a play. It doesn't matter who is on stage, but who can sing the story to the end. True happiness is not about how much you have, but whether you have a peaceful mind. Cherish everything in front of you because it might be too late to have it again after losing it.
The original lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "On Proud Teasing" were as follows: (Scene: Guo Degang and Yu Qian are in the middle of the stage next to the audience.) Guo Degang: Hello everyone, today I want to do a crosstalk with Brother Qian. Yu Qian: Oh, crosstalk. Then we have to find a topic first. Guo Degang: Okay, what do you want to talk about? Yu Qian: What topic do I want to talk about? What topic do I want to talk about? (starts scratching his head) [Guo Degang: Then let's talk about "Proud Tease".] Yu Qian: Oh, it's a joke. I know this. (gloating) Guo Degang: Then how do you understand it? Yu Qian: I think that the role of the two people in the crosstalk is to hold and tease. One was responsible for supporting the other, while the other was responsible for teasing. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: Then do you think a person can become a "fan"? Guo Degang: Ah, I think a person can certainly be called "supporting". Yu Qian: But can it be a joke? Guo Degang: I don't think it's possible for a person to become a "joke." Yu Qian: Why? Guo Degang: Because "funny" people are generally humorous, cheerful, and lively people. And "praise" was usually a more profound, reserved, and reserved person. Yu Qian: Ah, I understand. (laughing) Guo Degang: Then how do you think a person can become a "fan"? Yu Qian: I think a person must first have a certain cultural background, then have patience, and then be able to understand what others say. Guo Degang: Ah, I understand. (Nodding) Yu Qian: There is also one person who wants to be a "fan" and has a certain sense of humor.
Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Want to Be a Medical Scientist," had the following lines: - Doctor, I think the most glorious thing is to treat people. - I think it's a doctor's duty to analyze the patient's condition ten times. - The patient said,"I have a headache." I think the doctor should first ask,"Where does it hurt?" - I'm not doing it for money. I'm doing it to save people. - I think doctors are one of the greatest professions in the world.
There was a classic line in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I want to study." Sage Kong once said that all the good cabbages were eaten by pigs. I'm pointing at this crosstalk to let you understand that the more you read, the thinner the book becomes. This sentence expressed Guo Degang's sarcasm and warning to people who did not study, but also emphasized the importance of studying.
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.
The following are the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I am a writer": I: Hello everyone, I am Guo Degang, a literary scholar. Guo Degang, your literary attainments are really very high! Guo Degang: Haha, thank you for your praise. But do you know that writing a novel is actually very painful? Why? Guo Degang: Because the world in the novel is my idea, I need to create a world with temperature, emotion, and vitality. However, this world was not real, so the process of writing a novel was actually very difficult. What kind of inspiration do you think your novel can bring to people? Guo Degang: I hope that my novel can make people realize that reality and illusion are not opposites. They can be integrated with each other. There are many beautiful things in this world that are worth pursuing and cherishing.
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!
The following are some lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, The Scholar: " Writers are those who write novels, poems, and essays. Don't misunderstand. I'm not a writer. I'm a novelist." 2 " The most important thing in writing a novel is to have an idea and then write it according to your own idea. If you can't find an idea, then don't write it and waste your time." " I once had an idea to write a book about ancient Chinese love, but I never finished it and gave up." " Writing a novel requires patience, no rush, no frustration. Calm down and write slowly." 5 " There will be many difficulties in the process of writing a novel, but you must persist in believing that you will be able to write a good novel."
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."
Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.
The following was a crosstalk segment: An old man went to the bank to withdraw money. The staff asked him: "How much cash do you have?" "I don't have any cash at all. I have a bunch of fake banknotes," replied the old man. Staff: "Then why didn't you say so earlier?" "I'm waiting for the price to rise."