I'm looking for the lines of Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar"!

2024-09-13 01:46

A monkey and a pig The one in the bath Crosstalk performed in Tianjin in 2008

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2024-09-13 02:54

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's new crosstalk,"The Scholar," such as: 1 " Literature is a fart, but I treat it like a treasure." " Not only do I write novels, I also write poems, essays, and scripts." " Literature is for those who have feelings. I don't have any feelings, so I play literature." 4 " To write a novel, there must be a scene. For example, if I want to write about a morning, I have to describe that hazy feeling." "I've written no less than a hundred novels, but I've never written a decent article." " You can't rush when writing a novel. You have to write slowly. The more anxious you are, the worse it will be." " Literature is nothing, but I like to eat."

Ask Guo Degang for crosstalk, I'm a writer's lines

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2024-09-12 00:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Am a Scholar," such as: I like to turn words into music and music into dance. Literature is a way of spiritual communication, through words, people can feel the charm of emotions and thoughts. Writing a novel requires creativity and imagination. It requires characters, plots, and stories. Literature is an eternal art that can transcend time and space to make people feel resonance and emotional resonance. I like to write a complete story so that readers can experience the plot and characters in it personally. I hope these lines can help me enjoy the charm of literature!

Seeking the lines of Guo Degang's crosstalk "I am a writer"

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2024-09-12 00:43

The following are the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I am a writer": I: Hello everyone, I am Guo Degang, a literary scholar. Guo Degang, your literary attainments are really very high! Guo Degang: Haha, thank you for your praise. But do you know that writing a novel is actually very painful? Why? Guo Degang: Because the world in the novel is my idea, I need to create a world with temperature, emotion, and vitality. However, this world was not real, so the process of writing a novel was actually very difficult. What kind of inspiration do you think your novel can bring to people? Guo Degang: I hope that my novel can make people realize that reality and illusion are not opposites. They can be integrated with each other. There are many beautiful things in this world that are worth pursuing and cherishing.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, crosstalk lines, on the festival, begging for lines

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2024-09-13 01:09

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

I'm begging Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian for the lines of the crosstalk,"I want to be in love." Not with Guo Degang

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2024-09-10 15:18

Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian's crosstalk,"I Want to Fall in Love," had the following lines: 1 "I want to fall in love! I want to fall in love!" 2 "Falling in love? What do you want to talk about?" " I like this type of gentle, considerate, and good-looking person!" "Are you sure you're in love and not dreaming?" 5 " Of course, I'm in real love. I'm not dreaming!" "Then tell me who you're dating?" " I fell in love with that legendary 'love'!"

Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?

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2024-09-13 01:07

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.

Ask Guo Degang for the crosstalk "I want to be a medical doctor" lines urgently needed

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2024-09-13 01:14

Guo Degang's crosstalk,"I Want to Be a Medical Scientist," had the following lines: - Doctor, I think the most glorious thing is to treat people. - I think it's a doctor's duty to analyze the patient's condition ten times. - The patient said,"I have a headache." I think the doctor should first ask,"Where does it hurt?" - I'm not doing it for money. I'm doing it to save people. - I think doctors are one of the greatest professions in the world.

I'm begging Guo Degang for his crosstalk and the lines from 'A Successful Person's Day'. Please help me.

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2024-09-13 01:47

The lines in Guo Degang's crosstalk, A Successful Man's Day, were as follows: A successful person's day begins when they wake up in the morning. Successful people don't let their alarm clock wake them up because it only increases their anxiety. They would wake up on time, open the curtains, let the sun shine into the room, and drink a glass of water to start a new day. Successful people would start their day with some light exercise such as jogging or doing some yoga. This would allow the body to relax and at the same time increase the body's immunity. Next, successful people will open their emails to check their schedules. They would come up with a detailed plan, including the tasks they needed to complete and a timeline. This way, they could complete their work more efficiently. 4. During working hours, successful people will focus on their tasks and avoid distractions. They would turn off social media and email notifications to avoid interference. 5. Successful people will eat some healthy food and maintain good eating habits. They would try to avoid eating junk food and too much coffee. 6. Successful people will do something they like outside of working hours. For example, reading books, listening to music, or chatting with friends. This would allow them to relax and improve their social skills. 7 Successful people regularly evaluate their work progress and make necessary adjustments. They will continue to learn and grow so that they can better achieve their goals. These are some of the lines from Guo Degang's crosstalk,"A Day in the Life of a Successful Man". I hope they can help.

I'm asking for the name of this crosstalk. Guo Degang and Yu Qian said it

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2024-09-13 01:19

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

Ask Guo Degang for the name of a crosstalk

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2024-09-20 13:50

Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.

Urgently requesting the lines of Guo Degang's crosstalk,"Running After Happiness", thank you!

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2024-09-13 01:33

Guo Degang's crosstalk "Running After Happiness" had the following lines: Happiness is not about how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is. Life is not a race, but a journey. The most important thing is the scenery along the way and the mood to enjoy the scenery. Life is like a play. It doesn't matter who is on stage, but who can sing the story to the end. True happiness is not about how much you have, but whether you have a peaceful mind. Cherish everything in front of you because it might be too late to have it again after losing it.