Seeking funny crosstalk lines

It was a program after the National Day holiday. The crosstalk was not to deviate too much from the National Day holiday. The content had to be related to the National Day holiday. It had to be funny. There were three people, A, B, and C. The content should not be too much or too little. It was average. The format was as follows:
A: (happily, angrily, action) Hello everyone...
It would be even better if there was a music video. I'll have to trouble all the crosstalk enthusiasts. If it's good, I can give you an additional 100 points.

Answer 1

Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines:

1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!"
" Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information."
3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain."
4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs."
5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me."
" I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book."
" I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat."
"I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me."
9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog."
" I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."