Does anyone have any jokes or stories about the dialect or the lack of standard Mandarin?
There were many stories and jokes about the dialect and the lack of standard Mandarin. There was a story about a businessman from Beijing who was on a business trip to the south. His Mandarin was not standard, so he often made a fool of himself when communicating with the locals. Once he asked a local old man,"Can you tell me how to say 'where' in Beijing dialect?" "That's where it is," the old man replied. The merchant listened with a blank face and said,"I didn't say 'de'. I said' where!'" "Then say 'de,'"the old man replied. There was another joke about a Sichuanese traveling to the north. He wanted to communicate with the locals in Mandarin, but his Mandarin was too substandard. He always said "I eat" as "I f * ck". When the locals heard this, they all laughed and said,"Aren't you speaking in Sichuan dialect?" We're talking about 'f * ck!'" The difference between dialect and Mandarin could sometimes make a joke out of it. For example, one night, two Chinese people were drinking in a bar. Suddenly, one of them said,"Do you know? There is a type of bird with eight words on its wings!" Another person asked,"What eight words?" The man replied,"Birds fly everywhere." The other person smiled and said,"Isn't that the 'Eight-sided Bird'?"
What does dialect novel mean in Mandarin?
The Mandarin version of a dialect novel is a novel that combines dialect and Mandarin. It usually appears in northern China. This kind of novel was featured by the use of dialect to tell the story and usually added some Mandarin vocabulary to let the readers better understand the story. Mandarin novels are very popular in the Chinese novel industry because they can attract a wider range of readers and allow readers to better understand the local culture and customs.
Which dialect does Chongqing dialect belong to?
Chongqing dialect is a mixture of Sichuan dialect and Guizhou dialect. Southwestern Mandarin was one of the seven major Chinese dialect. It was mainly distributed in Chengdu, Chongqing, Guizhou, Yunnan, Sichuan and other places in the southwest of China.
Does anyone have any movies about prisons?
There are many movies about prison. Here are some classic movies: The Shawshank Redemption: Directed by Frank Drabonte, it tells the story of a banker who spends 20 years in Shawshank Prison building relationships with prisoners and seeking freedom. 2. Schindler's List: Directed by Steven Spielberg, it tells the story of a German businessman, Oskar Schindler, who saved 1100 people from being killed by the Nazis. 3. Forrest Gump: Directed by Robert Zemecris, it tells the story of Forrest Gump, an optimistic, brave and strong boy with a low IQ, during World War II. 4. The Furnace: Starring Han Xiaozhou, Lee Zhizhi, and others, it tells the story of a deaf and mute school that is in crisis due to sexual violence. The students fight to protect themselves and their classmates. 5. Life of Pi: Directed by Ang Lee, it tells the story of a young Indian boy named Pi who survives with a Bengal tiger while drifting on the sea. These are just a small portion of the prison movies. There are many other excellent movies to choose from.
Did anyone have the jokes and love stories of the divine child of the East?
"The Book of Oriental Deities" is a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Bronze Divine Wood. The general plot of this novel is as follows: [Simple Version] The female lead was a god who had wandered into the mortal world. This was the story of a girl who was adventuring in the Divine Realm. [extended version] There had always been a hidden world of gods in the real world, but mortals did not know about it. Until one day, a girl accidentally barged into the world of the gods… ---------------------------- "The Almighty Attacks: Diji, Run!" This book was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Fei Si. The general plot of this novel was: The most painful thing was to love each other but not love each other. In her torment, she sneaked into the mortal world and seduced a mortal. Who would have thought that that person would actually be… He struggled to break through the taboos, but on the day of their marriage, he, who had transformed into an ancient god and walked out of the blood haze, realized that the one who should hold hands was not her. What about her? What should he do? Let go? Or… "Tell me! How many do you want to seduce before you stop?" "Since you were young, have I not personally taken care of your meals, baths, and clothes? It's too late to be ashamed now!" "My grandfather is Xian Tian Monarch! Her grandfather was the Great Emperor of the East Pole! Where did this uncle and nephew relationship come from!" "For her, even if there are thousands of people, I will go!" "Girl, in the Green Cloud Palace, you were all I could see. Here, you are still the same. I think that death is the best release, but how can I bear to forget you forever…" These words, these deep feelings, in the end, would they all become a joke? ---------------------------- Descendants of the Goddess was a fantasy romance novel written by Dongge Li. The general plot of the novel was: The joys and sorrows of the human world were all because the heaven and earth gave the Human God Clan an extra sense. Therefore, the Human God Clan's instincts gave birth to the seven emotions and six desires. They became the most intelligent high-level creatures in the world. They naturally stood at the top of the world and were supported by all things. 50,000 years ago, there was a natural change, and all living beings were turned upside down. The human race was reduced to beasts and became fish on a chopping board. In order to save all living beings from fire and water… ---------------------------- "Flirtatious Woman: Laughing Daddy's Cutie" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Miss Orange. The general plot of this novel was: A hilarious story of a pair of good friends who accidentally adopted a child, persevered in milk and showed off their daughter to become a demon: "Supreme God…" Although the demon looked a little weak, his voice was filled with pride. Sure enough, the demon carefully carried out a small ball. "…Where did you come from?" Excitement flashed across the Revered God's face. "She's not a human…" Upon hearing the Supreme Divinity's question, the demon's expression became even more smug. He turned around, dug a hole, and planted the little doll back into the soil. He said proudly,"This is my daughter!" "Supreme God, do you think I will be afraid of you if you win? No, because I have a daughter. Do you know how it feels to have a daughter? "You must not know, because you-don't-have-a-daughter-" The demon quickly raised his chin and said proudly. "Bang!" The Revered God heard the sound of his thoughts collapsing. He finally found something that was even more infuriating than the Demon Lord disturbing his cultivation every day. That was-the Demon Lord actually laughed at him for not having a daughter! ---------------------------- "The Tokyo Gods Only Want the Beautiful Priestess Girl" was a light novel written by the author, Girl Is Eternal. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: "Love, what do you think a god should do?" "Hmm…accept the prayers of believers? Satisfy the prayers of the believers?" "It's wrong!" "As a god, the most important thing is to be happy." Said the deposed god, the Shrine, who was addicted to wine and women. Little Witch seemed to be confused. She smiled sweetly and said,"So there are so many shrine maidens in the shrine. Is that why the Lord God is happy?" Faced with the smile of their own officiant witch, the Shrine could not answer and could only try to explain. "Isn't this…eye-catching?" This was the story of a useless god who only knew how to work hard for self-satisfaction and beautiful girls. [Love],[Invincible Style],[Easy]. ---------------------------- The Unlucky Woman's Crazy Love and Hate was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Dongfang Qian. The general plot of the novel was: The love-hate relationship between an unlucky young lady who was born with an unlucky halo, a fake tsundere who was born to be a proud son of heaven, and a group of unreliable princes. ---------------------------- "My First Love Boyfriend Was an Ancient High God" was a modern romance novel written by Weird Wind. The general plot of the novel was: She had grown up in the wild for 18 years. She did not expect the Exalted Goddess to suddenly come to her side and say that she was the reincarnation of the Torch Dragon. The seal of fate was suddenly released, and the luck in love that he had accumulated for more than ten years exploded! Di Hong, Hun Dun, the Archangel, Satan…All kinds of gods and humans had been throwing their advances at her. Yan Zhu wasn't good at dating. Anyway, she was the one being pursued, so she didn't need to take the initiative. If he had nothing better to do, he might as well give the demon some psychological guidance and maintain world peace. Anyway, no matter how much he struggled, fate had already been written in the myths…1v1, the female lead's team favorite, the creation myth was a mess. ---------------------------- The book "Exalted God's Strategy Guide" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Zhi Yi. The general plot of this novel was: For the love of our goddess, let's wear it together! The last Baize Divine Beast, Bai Luo, was entrusted by the Celestial Thearch to go to the Greater World to repair the Life Providence that was damaged by the Siming Star Sovereign. Was it really that simple? Looking at the whole process of the cold-hearted, cold-hearted, pure, and desirous little divine beast being abducted (▽) Exalted Goddess Bai Luo: …Who can tell me why I have to fall in love to repair my fate! Tao Xiaotian,"Exalted Goddess, take down that monster!" [Xiu Yu Divine Lord: Pretend not to know me, pretend not to like me, ah ah, wife, I love you!] ---------------------------- "The Divination of the Blessing God" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Qian Yin. The general plot of this novel was: This book is a happy story with the Heavenly Court as the background. There are small and humorous things everywhere. Damage, deception, and backstabbing. No matter how immortals were, they were still not immune to the secular world. What love, what selfish thoughts, who doesn't have them? Please listen to them one by one. The God of Joy had three hobbies in his life: sleeping, causing trouble, and listening to gossip. Occasionally, he would help his old lover find a husband and help his boss find a little girl. When he was bored, he would casually spread the unspeakable secrets of others. He did not seek peace, but chaos. What has fallen into our hands must not be wasted. r * ** Thank you, Little Jun You Ran, for making the cover. It's so cute **. ---------------------------- "My Little Sister is a Goddess" was a fantasy novel written by Qianmo Jinyu. The general plot of this novel was: He entered the Eastern Warzone at the age of 14, and was already a legend at the age of 17. Qin Yuan wanted to ascend to the altar, but he was backstabbed by someone he trusted and framed by the Ark. He had been mysteriously missing for two years. However, the legend did not fall. When Paradise made a move, his legendary path opened a new chapter. However, this time, he accidentally picked up a girl on his way to rise, a girl who could make him cover the sky with a flip of his hand and suppress the heavens alone. This journey was destined to be even more interesting…
Have you ever made a fool of yourself because your Mandarin is not standard?
In life, many people had made a fool of themselves because their Mandarin was not standard. For example, some people might say " I've eaten " as " I've already eaten " or " thank you " as " thank you." Some people might say "steamed bun" as "steamed bun" or "television" as "television tower". If his Mandarin wasn't up to standard, he might make a fool of himself.
Does the lack of ink have any effect on calligraphy works?
Generally speaking, the light ink of a calligraphy work would have a certain impact on its artistic value, but the specific degree of impact might vary according to the type of work, style, author, and other factors. Generally speaking, calligraphy works with light ink were easier to accept and appreciate because it meant that the paint on the surface of the work had not completely dried or fallen off, retaining more details and texture. This kind of light ink also gave people a refreshing, elegant, and quiet feeling. It was in line with modern aesthetics. However, the artistic value of a calligraphy work was not only determined by the depth of the ink, but also by the author's skill, style, content, and overall concept. Therefore, even if the ink of a calligraphy work was relatively light, if the author's skill was superb, the style was unique, and the content was profound, it still had high artistic value.
Does anyone have any recommended novels about transmigration?
, I recommend the following novels to you, I hope they meet your needs: 1. " Time Travel Begins from Inuyasha ": The protagonist travels through multiple worlds, which is very suitable for readers who like to travel through time. 2. " Back to Ancient Times, There's Space ": The protagonist traveled to ancient times with space and broke through the limitations of reality. It was a very good farming novel. 3. The protagonist transmigrated to the cultivation world and began a journey of immortality. If you like cultivation and xianxia novels, I recommend this book to you. I hope you like these novels. If you think they are good, you are welcome to share your feelings with me.
Does anyone have any information about the author, Buckwheat?
Buckwheat's original name was Liu Keliang. He was a member of the China Modern Literature Research Institute and was mainly engaged in the creation of novels, essays, and poems. Buckwheat's representative works included The Taste of Tofu Flower, A Night Intoxicated by the Spring Breeze, Border Town, and One Man's War. These works were deeply loved by readers with their unique style and profound ideology. Buckwheat's literary works have won many awards, including the China Fictional Society Award, the Chinese Prose Award, and the Academician Award of the Chinese Modern Literature Research Institute. His literary works were widely disseminated and received praise from all walks of life.
Does anyone have any information about Chibi Maruko?
Speak Mandarin, write standard characters, be a civilized person
Speak Mandarin, write standard characters, be a civilized person Speak Mandarin: Mandarin is the official language of China and is listed as a legal language by the country. Based on the Beijing dialect, Mandarin has absorbed the advantages of local dialect and gradually formed a common language through the means of standardized and standardized. Writing standard characters: Writing standard characters was the basic requirement for writing Chinese characters. The writing of Chinese characters should follow the principles of stroke specifications, structure specifications, font specifications, etc., to achieve horizontal and vertical, coherent strokes, neat writing, and clear handwriting. Be a civilized person: A civilized person refers to a person with good moral character and behavior habits. Civilized people should respect others, care for the environment, be honest and trustworthy, be diligent and studious, abide by the law, and be civilized in speech, behavior, and language to contribute to the progress of social civilization.