Did anyone have the jokes and love stories of the divine child of the East?
"The Book of Oriental Deities" is a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Bronze Divine Wood. The general plot of this novel is as follows: [Simple Version] The female lead was a god who had wandered into the mortal world. This was the story of a girl who was adventuring in the Divine Realm. [extended version] There had always been a hidden world of gods in the real world, but mortals did not know about it. Until one day, a girl accidentally barged into the world of the gods… ---------------------------- "The Almighty Attacks: Diji, Run!" This book was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Fei Si. The general plot of this novel was: The most painful thing was to love each other but not love each other. In her torment, she sneaked into the mortal world and seduced a mortal. Who would have thought that that person would actually be… He struggled to break through the taboos, but on the day of their marriage, he, who had transformed into an ancient god and walked out of the blood haze, realized that the one who should hold hands was not her. What about her? What should he do? Let go? Or… "Tell me! How many do you want to seduce before you stop?" "Since you were young, have I not personally taken care of your meals, baths, and clothes? It's too late to be ashamed now!" "My grandfather is Xian Tian Monarch! Her grandfather was the Great Emperor of the East Pole! Where did this uncle and nephew relationship come from!" "For her, even if there are thousands of people, I will go!" "Girl, in the Green Cloud Palace, you were all I could see. Here, you are still the same. I think that death is the best release, but how can I bear to forget you forever…" These words, these deep feelings, in the end, would they all become a joke? ---------------------------- Descendants of the Goddess was a fantasy romance novel written by Dongge Li. The general plot of the novel was: The joys and sorrows of the human world were all because the heaven and earth gave the Human God Clan an extra sense. Therefore, the Human God Clan's instincts gave birth to the seven emotions and six desires. They became the most intelligent high-level creatures in the world. They naturally stood at the top of the world and were supported by all things. 50,000 years ago, there was a natural change, and all living beings were turned upside down. The human race was reduced to beasts and became fish on a chopping board. In order to save all living beings from fire and water… ---------------------------- "Flirtatious Woman: Laughing Daddy's Cutie" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Miss Orange. The general plot of this novel was: A hilarious story of a pair of good friends who accidentally adopted a child, persevered in milk and showed off their daughter to become a demon: "Supreme God…" Although the demon looked a little weak, his voice was filled with pride. Sure enough, the demon carefully carried out a small ball. "…Where did you come from?" Excitement flashed across the Revered God's face. "She's not a human…" Upon hearing the Supreme Divinity's question, the demon's expression became even more smug. He turned around, dug a hole, and planted the little doll back into the soil. He said proudly,"This is my daughter!" "Supreme God, do you think I will be afraid of you if you win? No, because I have a daughter. Do you know how it feels to have a daughter? "You must not know, because you-don't-have-a-daughter-" The demon quickly raised his chin and said proudly. "Bang!" The Revered God heard the sound of his thoughts collapsing. He finally found something that was even more infuriating than the Demon Lord disturbing his cultivation every day. That was-the Demon Lord actually laughed at him for not having a daughter! ---------------------------- "The Tokyo Gods Only Want the Beautiful Priestess Girl" was a light novel written by the author, Girl Is Eternal. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: "Love, what do you think a god should do?" "Hmm…accept the prayers of believers? Satisfy the prayers of the believers?" "It's wrong!" "As a god, the most important thing is to be happy." Said the deposed god, the Shrine, who was addicted to wine and women. Little Witch seemed to be confused. She smiled sweetly and said,"So there are so many shrine maidens in the shrine. Is that why the Lord God is happy?" Faced with the smile of their own officiant witch, the Shrine could not answer and could only try to explain. "Isn't this…eye-catching?" This was the story of a useless god who only knew how to work hard for self-satisfaction and beautiful girls. [Love],[Invincible Style],[Easy]. ---------------------------- The Unlucky Woman's Crazy Love and Hate was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Dongfang Qian. The general plot of the novel was: The love-hate relationship between an unlucky young lady who was born with an unlucky halo, a fake tsundere who was born to be a proud son of heaven, and a group of unreliable princes. ---------------------------- "My First Love Boyfriend Was an Ancient High God" was a modern romance novel written by Weird Wind. The general plot of the novel was: She had grown up in the wild for 18 years. She did not expect the Exalted Goddess to suddenly come to her side and say that she was the reincarnation of the Torch Dragon. The seal of fate was suddenly released, and the luck in love that he had accumulated for more than ten years exploded! Di Hong, Hun Dun, the Archangel, Satan…All kinds of gods and humans had been throwing their advances at her. Yan Zhu wasn't good at dating. Anyway, she was the one being pursued, so she didn't need to take the initiative. If he had nothing better to do, he might as well give the demon some psychological guidance and maintain world peace. Anyway, no matter how much he struggled, fate had already been written in the myths…1v1, the female lead's team favorite, the creation myth was a mess. ---------------------------- The book "Exalted God's Strategy Guide" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Zhi Yi. The general plot of this novel was: For the love of our goddess, let's wear it together! The last Baize Divine Beast, Bai Luo, was entrusted by the Celestial Thearch to go to the Greater World to repair the Life Providence that was damaged by the Siming Star Sovereign. Was it really that simple? Looking at the whole process of the cold-hearted, cold-hearted, pure, and desirous little divine beast being abducted (▽) Exalted Goddess Bai Luo: …Who can tell me why I have to fall in love to repair my fate! Tao Xiaotian,"Exalted Goddess, take down that monster!" [Xiu Yu Divine Lord: Pretend not to know me, pretend not to like me, ah ah, wife, I love you!] ---------------------------- "The Divination of the Blessing God" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Qian Yin. The general plot of this novel was: This book is a happy story with the Heavenly Court as the background. There are small and humorous things everywhere. Damage, deception, and backstabbing. No matter how immortals were, they were still not immune to the secular world. What love, what selfish thoughts, who doesn't have them? Please listen to them one by one. The God of Joy had three hobbies in his life: sleeping, causing trouble, and listening to gossip. Occasionally, he would help his old lover find a husband and help his boss find a little girl. When he was bored, he would casually spread the unspeakable secrets of others. He did not seek peace, but chaos. What has fallen into our hands must not be wasted. r * ** Thank you, Little Jun You Ran, for making the cover. It's so cute **. ---------------------------- "My Little Sister is a Goddess" was a fantasy novel written by Qianmo Jinyu. The general plot of this novel was: He entered the Eastern Warzone at the age of 14, and was already a legend at the age of 17. Qin Yuan wanted to ascend to the altar, but he was backstabbed by someone he trusted and framed by the Ark. He had been mysteriously missing for two years. However, the legend did not fall. When Paradise made a move, his legendary path opened a new chapter. However, this time, he accidentally picked up a girl on his way to rise, a girl who could make him cover the sky with a flip of his hand and suppress the heavens alone. This journey was destined to be even more interesting…
East of the Divine Tomb
The Tomb of the Gods was a web novel by Chen Dong. It was one of his famous works. The novel told the story of an ordinary young man who was resurrected from an ancient divine tomb, looking for his lover from ten thousand years ago and pursuing the secrets left behind by the demise of the gods. The world of the Divine Tomb was huge. It was a combination of the Eastern and Western cultivation systems. It was full of hot-blooded and heroic plots. It was a hot-blooded, refreshing, and poignant legendary story that was deeply loved by readers. Chen Dong also had other famous works, such as " Covering the Sky "," Perfect World ", and " Holy Ground ".
Does anyone have any jokes or stories about the dialect or the lack of standard Mandarin?
There were many stories and jokes about the dialect and the lack of standard Mandarin. There was a story about a businessman from Beijing who was on a business trip to the south. His Mandarin was not standard, so he often made a fool of himself when communicating with the locals. Once he asked a local old man,"Can you tell me how to say 'where' in Beijing dialect?" "That's where it is," the old man replied. The merchant listened with a blank face and said,"I didn't say 'de'. I said' where!'" "Then say 'de,'"the old man replied. There was another joke about a Sichuanese traveling to the north. He wanted to communicate with the locals in Mandarin, but his Mandarin was too substandard. He always said "I eat" as "I f * ck". When the locals heard this, they all laughed and said,"Aren't you speaking in Sichuan dialect?" We're talking about 'f * ck!'" The difference between dialect and Mandarin could sometimes make a joke out of it. For example, one night, two Chinese people were drinking in a bar. Suddenly, one of them said,"Do you know? There is a type of bird with eight words on its wings!" Another person asked,"What eight words?" The man replied,"Birds fly everywhere." The other person smiled and said,"Isn't that the 'Eight-sided Bird'?"
What kind of jokes did everyone have?
There were many jokes in web novels that were full of holes. A protagonist encounters something similar to "time travel" in a mysterious space, so he decides to explore it. As a result, he finds that the world has become a fat, racial society in the future. The other protagonist became a person who could control the weather in a magical world. He began to use his skills to control the sun when it was sunny and the rain when it was rainy. However, his friends did not know his true identity. A protagonist traveled to a world similar to Harry Potter, but he found that he did not have a magic wand, so he began to look for a way to make himself have magic. In the end, he succeeded, but he used magic to make a toilet. A protagonist traveled to a different world where everyone had their own weapons, so he began to use his palm as a weapon. As a result, his friends thought he was very funny. The jokes in these novels were absurd and interesting, leaving a deep impression on the readers.
In the Journey to the East, which stories were jokes when you looked closely?
Journey to the East was a classic Chinese novel. Many of the stories were jokes if one looked closely. Here are a few examples: 1."Jia Baoyu Hunts" in "Dream of the Red Chamber": This plot was originally a joke about the life of the aristocrats, but it was interpreted as a criticism of the life of the aristocrats in the novel. 2. Princess Iron Fan in Journey to the West: Princess Iron Fan is an absurd character. Her method of fanning people is to fan them with an iron fan and then make them willingly suffer. 3."Wu Yong" in "Water Margins": Wu Yong is a very smart character in the story, but his wits are often used to solve some absurd problems, such as asking Lin Chong to pay off three buckets of rice fat debt for him. 4."Cao Cao Boils Wine to Talk About Heroes" in Romance of the Three Kingdoms: This plot was originally a story with a profound meaning, but it was interpreted in the novel as a contempt for power and the status of heroes. Although these stories had a certain plot and character setting, the way they were interpreted and interpreted in the novel was different, resulting in different interpretation and views.
Did the Dragon Child like the Phoenix Child among the Oriental Divine Children?
" Dragon and Phoenix in Ripple " is a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Feng Gui. The general plot of this novel is as follows: When a little phoenix accidentally picked up a dragon egg, and it was a dragon egg that could not hatch. When a black-bellied little dragon was trapped in a dragon egg and rolled around speechlessly. Hence, this and that kind of dialogue was produced. Little Phoenix poked the dragon egg with one hand and held a pen in the other." Kid, if you don't obediently come and bathe, I'll draw a sea god beast on your eggshell!" The little dragon in the eggshell cried silently. Although I was trapped in the eggshell, I was still a man! Taking a bath with you, is he really a real man? After a long time, the little Black Dragon finally broke out of its shell and gave the eggshell to the little Phoenix with red ears. Little Phoenix picked up the eggshell and looked at it for a while before putting it into his storage space. The little Black Dragon's eyes instantly lit up. He had to be quick and accurate when looking for a wife. It would be best if he settled down before she even realized it! This was the story of a little phoenix and a little black dragon. The new novel," The Emperor's Charm: The First Mercenary Queen ", was waiting to be published! ---------------------------- " Female General of the Huang Family: Exalted Goddess, Please Look Back " was a novel written by the author, Jian Dongfang. The general plot of this novel was: In her previous life, she was a high and mighty phoenix, while he was just a crow enlightened by Buddha. He always tilted his head to look at her, this proud and cold five-colored phoenix. He couldn't help but be moved. Can you imagine what the offspring of a crow and a phoenix could be? In this life, he always appeared when she was at her worst. He followed her closely and held her hand tightly." The saddest thing in my life was meeting you. The timing is so right that I can't let go." Hatred, love, death, and life. When the mountain flowers were romantic, she was alone in a boat. She was wearing a quenched wedding dress. As her feet were immersed in the river water, she sang softly. He stood on the shore and reached out to her with a smile. "It's a pity that you have to marry me in this lifetime." "That's a pity." ---------------------------- " The Phoenix Princess Appears " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Nan You Hanamaki. The general plot of this novel was: During the Chaos Era, a sudden change caused all the ancient divine beasts to become myths that were passed down by word of mouth. However, they had quietly found a way to survive. It was a parasite on a human's body, devouring their consciousness and occupying their bodies. Become a co-organism! The beast is the soul, and the man is the bowl. Morus Alba didn't know if she was unlucky or lucky to be parasitized by a bird. Her fate changed because she met the most famous man in the Dragon Clan. She loved him and was willing to believe in everything and give up everything for him. However, he doted on her endlessly and doted on her a thousand times. However…He just wanted to use this body to restore his status as an immortal and return to the glorious era of the dragon race. ---------------------------- " Sheng Chong's Wife's Treasure: Dragon God, Is That Enough?" This book was a Xianxia Tale, a modern cultivation novel written by the author, Heavenly Galaxy. The general plot of this novel was: One was a rare modern cultivator, and the other was the heir of the Nine Regions Group, but they got together because of a strange betrothal. "A forced melon won't be sweet!" "We'll know if it's sweet or not after we eat it." The three-tailed little celestial fox that had entered the other world by mistake had transformed into a cute five-year-old child. "Sister…is it delicious?" What, so this husband with a pair of peach blossom eyes was an ancient dragon god? ---------------------------- " The Daughter of a First Wife Is Not to Be Trifled With " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Xiao Bai. The general plot of this novel was: So what if he was reborn? Why did he possess an ugly woman? She even gave birth to a huge dragon egg! That perverted dragon wanted to eat and not admit it! I don't care. After confirming Huanhuan's gender, no matter if you were the Dragon King or the Phoenix Master, you would all stand aside. Spell Academy? General's concubine? Princess White Fox? We'll deal with whatever comes our way. No one is allowed to disturb my happy life with my baby! ---------------------------- The book " Phoenix is a Little Fairy " was written by the author, Nanwu Gongzi. It was a novel about Xianxia's fate. The general plot of this novel was: " 1v1 Noble and sweet pet, loyal dog thigh male protagonist vs soft and cute little cute female protagonist " Traversing the Heavenly Abyss, searching for relatives. He thought it was just an accident, but who knew that the answers were revealed one by one. She was actually the mastermind! Little Phoenix was furious,"Watch how I kill you!" Wait a minute! Where did this man come from? "You still want to escape from your previous life?" Long Chao smiled. Alright, seeing that you dote on me so much, I'll force myself to marry you! Long Chao: " You're talking the other way around!" ---------------------------- " God, Draw the Fortune: This Dragon Lady Is Not to Be Trifled With " was a Xianxia novel written by the author, Tingting Wuyou. The general plot of this novel was as follows: She was the Dragon Maiden of the Western Sea, but the person she loved suddenly had a change of heart and brought the Phoenix Goddess back. Under her schemes, her brother was imprisoned in the abyss of the sea, and her sister-in-law and the unborn Long Er were killed. And she was punished to descend to the mortal world to collect 100 love souls. "Even if you use words to hurt Long Huan, I will use my life to slaughter your entire Southern Sea!" "If I had met her earlier, would everything have been different? I can keep her safe in my palm, treasure her carefully, and protect her for the rest of her life?" "Hehe, the Ancient War God. Weren't you one of the gods who hunted down the Jade Lake Fairy ten thousand years ago? Now, I'll let you have a taste of the betrayal and separation of the person you love!" Between Heaven and Earth. When the layers of truth were peeled away. When the Queen Mother was no longer the well-known mother of the world. When the Ancient Gods had their own thoughts. How could she escape? ---------------------------- Princess Feng Married to the Drunken Dragon Lord was a Xianxia novel written by the author Xi Jinchao. The general plot of this novel was: This was a story about an old phoenix who was not afraid of anything and liked to collect all kinds of demons as specimens. She seemed to have a wide range of hobbies but actually had no desires. She and her family's super upright, seemingly heartless, but most sentimental Lord Dragon God worked together. ---------------------------- " Phoenix Dance: The Defiant Concubine " was an ancient romance novel written by the author Xian Xiaoyu. The general plot of this novel was: She was aloof, stubborn, but also lively and playful. The young master of the dragon clan almost strangled her to death when they first met. After that, he fell in love with her and almost strangled her. She, Feng Yun 'er, was the only Divine Phoenix in the world. She had a cruel mission left behind by her black-bellied father. How could she die in the hands of a clan's young master so easily? The seven emotions were extinguished, and the past was cut off. She didn't know when she had fallen in love again, but this time, he had almost raped her. From then on, Feng Yun 'er no longer harbored any illusions, and her heart was as still as water. However, he still lingered around and disturbed Chunshui. "Di Lingxuan, I won't like someone who once tried to rape me." " It's okay. I just want you to love me." ---------------------------- The book," Dragon Princess Royal Heaven ", was written by the author, Tuoba Yuer. It was a fantasy romance and oriental fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: She was the second princess of the Dragon Clan who was weak by nature. Her mother had been sealed in ice for more than 300 years, and she had been beaten to death by her eldest sister! After her rebirth, she chose to take revenge by hook or by crook. She did not hesitate to provoke a war between two dragon clans to avenge her mother. The road of revenge was full of difficulties and dangers, but she did not hesitate! The devilishly handsome demon prince, the naturally weak merman king, the sunny and handsome dragon prince… Where did she put her love?
Have you recommended any good light novels, love stories, and jokes?
😋I recommend the following light novels to you, all of which are funny about love: "The Goddess Gave Me Twin Brothers": On the eve of graduation, the goddess, the school belle, called to tell the male protagonist that she was pregnant with his child. From then on, the male protagonist's life became a daily life of raising a child. It was a funny and hot-blooded story to relieve stress. "The orange cat I picked up is actually a girl": The first time the male protagonist saw the female protagonist on the bed, he was so angry that he asked her if her tail grew out or was stuffed in. After being scratched by the female protagonist's claws, it left a scar. Come and watch the funny system's school novel. "Goddess, Stop!": A funny and dissing novel. Can the male lead win over the goddess he likes? Come and find the answer to that ancient question of aristotle. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Did you have any funny jokes on your phone?
As a fan of online literature, I don't have a phone because I'm just a program. But I can tell you some online jokes that might hit the funny spot in some situations. For example, there was a joke that said,"Why can't an actor and a director be lovers?" Because they were always changing the script. This joke might be a bit cliché but in some cases it might trigger people's sense of humor.
What classic jokes did Nicholas Zhao Si have?
Nicholas Zhaosi was a famous writer in Chinese online literature. His works were famous for their humor. Here are some of his classic jokes: 1 " After I die, I leave my computer and phone to my family because they need these things to continue playing my games." " I'm not an actor, I'm an actor." " I once had a dream to become an actor. Later, I realized that my dream had become my job." "I used to think that love was a kind of taste, but later I found out that love is a kind of taste." I used to think that money was the most important thing in the world, but I found out that I was wrong. Money can only satisfy short-term needs, and true happiness comes from the satisfaction of the heart." "I used to think that time was something eternal, but I found out that I was wrong. Time is just a way of passing." "I used to think that loneliness was a kind of pain, but later I found out that I was wrong. Loneliness is a form of enjoyment." I used to think that freedom was a kind of beauty, but I found out that I was wrong. Freedom is a form of restraint." Although these jokes were a little exaggerated, they were humorous and philosophical, and were deeply loved by readers.
Did Batman love anyone in the comics?
Yes, Batman has had romantic interests like Catwoman and Talia al Ghul.