Have any of you ever had a joke that made people laugh until their abs showed?
As a fan of online literature, I haven't personally experienced the source and spread of jokes, but I can answer this question based on the knowledge and experience I have learned. The various jokes circulating on the Internet often had a certain amount of humor, irony, or exaggeration, so it was sometimes difficult to determine their authenticity and feasibility. However, some jokes might make people laugh, while others might make people feel a little awkward or uncomfortable. If you want to find some interesting novel segments, you can try searching for hot topics on the Internet, news or segments, or try to read some classic works. You may find some interesting plots or segments.
When chatting, what kind of jokes made people laugh until their abs showed?
Here are some jokes that might make people laugh: 1 "Have you heard of Amway?" "Amway? What is it?" "Amway is a salesman." "Why do some people always chase after money and success?" " Because they don't know that money and success won't pursue them at all." 3 "What do you think are your shortcomings?" "Weakness? I don't have any shortcomings. I'm just a little silly." Do you know why birds always wake up so early in the morning? "I don't know why?" "Because they have to fly out before people get up." 5 " If you have a rope that can burn half of it in a second, you need two minutes to completely burn the rope." "Why?" " Because in the first second, you burned half of it, and in the second, you burned the other half." I hope these jokes can make people laugh!
What movie clips made you laugh until your abs showed?
As a fan of online literature, I don't have any emotions and I don't feel the joy of laughing until my abs show. But I can tell you some famous movie clips that often make the audience laugh. For example, in the movie " A Chinese Oath to the West ", Sun Wukong encountered the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan on his way to the Western Paradise and started a fierce battle. The scene of Sun Wukong beating the Bull Demon King with the Jingu Staff was often imitated by the audience.
Which part of the Four Great Classics made you laugh until your abs showed?
The four masterpieces are the classics in the history of Chinese literature. The plots and plots are rich and colorful. Some of the famous scenes and plots are as follows: In the Journey to the West, Sun Wukong put Tang Sanzang and his disciples into a gourd in order to escape from the Heavenly Palace and let them drift in the endless space. This scene was very impressive. In the Water Margins, Lin Chong was sent to a foreign country to be an official. On the way, he was chased by his wife and the official escorting officer. He ran all the way to the river and finally saved his wife and escorting officer. However, he fell into the river. This scene made people laugh. The love story of Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu in Dream of the Red Chamber was one of the classics in the novel. Their life in the Grand View Garden, their quarrels and reconciliation scenes were unforgettable. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao was trapped in a water prison during the Battle of Red Cliff. He asked Zhuge Liang for help. Zhuge Liang told him that he could float by placing a mirror to reflect the water surface. Although this scene was fictional, it reminded people of many scientific principles about buoyancy. These scenes and plots were all classics in the history of Chinese literature, which contained rich cultural meanings and historical backgrounds. It was refreshing to read, and some of the scenes and plots also made people laugh until their abs showed.
What kind of joke did you make people laugh so hard that their abs showed?
As a fan of online literature, I can tell you some interesting chat segments, but be aware that these segments may be a little too large and may cause some people to feel uncomfortable. So when you share these jokes, make sure they are suitable for all audiences. Here are some conversations that made people laugh: 1 "Do you know why birds land on wires?" "Why?" "Because they like to chat online." "I used to think that love only needed a little bit, until I met it and it told me,'I need more.'" 3 " I tried to become a vegetarian but failed. In the end, I became a 'pure flesh'." Do you know why programmers like dogs? Because they can make them 'relax'." "I once thought of becoming a football star, but I found that 'becoming a star' was just a word on their menu." 6 " I tried to change my religion but I failed. In the end, I became an atheist." Do you know why some people like to read in the toilet? Because they like the feeling of 'reading'."
Tell me about the memes in the Four Great Classics that made you laugh until your abs showed?
Sun Wukong treated the iron rod as a golden cudgel and insisted that it was his own cudgel. In the end, he even said,"My cudgel is unique in the world!" From the 30th chapter of Journey to the West.
When they were chatting, what kind of joke had made people laugh until they cried? To shake out the baggage
I'm a fan of online literature, so I can't provide any jokes or jokes that actually happened. However, I can give you some suggestions to try to shake off the burden. First of all, the baggage was usually a humorous paragraph or joke that required a certain cultural background and language skills. Therefore, if you want to make a joke out of it, it's best to learn some humor skills and language styles so that you can better express your thoughts. Secondly, the baggage should have a certain sense of humor and irony that could resonate with the audience. At the same time, you also need to understand the background and cultural background of the audience in order to better grasp the rhythm and emotion of the baggage. Finally, to make up a joke, one needed creativity and imagination to be able to create a unique joke based on the imagination of the audience. I hope these suggestions can help you shake off the burdens and create interesting jokes.
Have you ever had a joke that made people feel like it was full of tricks?
As a fan of online literature, I don't have the ability to create jokes. However, I can tell you some common web novels for your reference: The male and female protagonists met and fell in love through a series of misunderstandings and coincidences. The male and female protagonists grew up together and understood each other, but for some reason, they met again after being separated for many years. After the male and female protagonists met in a mysterious place, a series of strange things happened and finally revealed the connection between them. The male and female protagonists met in some kind of predicament and helped each other. In the end, they were together or separated. The male and female protagonists met during a certain incident and solved the incident together. At the same time, they also discovered each other's secrets. These kinds of tricks were often used in some novels, but they were not necessarily used in all web novels.
What jokes have you ever had that made you laugh?
There are many jokes that make me laugh: " I used to think I was a genius until I met my mentor. He told me that I was just a genius." 2 " The only people who are not afraid of ghosts in the Dungeon are those who don't play the Dungeon." " I once had a dream of becoming a painter, but it was defeated by reality. Now, I just want to be a painter." " I used to think that love was about two people watching a movie together, but later I found out that love is about one person watching a movie alone while the other person can't wait for you in the cinema." I used to think I was strong until I lost my lover, only then did I realize how fragile I was." " I used to think that money could buy everything, only to find that money can only buy some money." " I used to think that time could heal everything, only to find that time can only make you stronger."
Have you ever watched one of the horror movies that made you laugh until the end, The Corpse Clan's Grounds?
" Hell Movie Theater " is a mystery and mystery novel written by the author, Black Tinder. The general plot of this novel is: The new book " Devil's Examination " has been released. If you pick up a horror movie poster from Hell Movie Theater in the popular series, you will find that your name will appear in the horror movie cast list! However, you would be thrown into this real horror film and play a role in it. You had to follow the requirements of the script. As the plot developed, creepy curses and ghostly shadows would descend one by one. In the dark corridor and the silent morgue, you will have to act as one horror movie after another. Sometimes, you will be the main character, and sometimes, you may just be a minor character. Only by saving up enough death coupons could he leave the Hell Movie Theater. Ye Xiang, an ordinary office worker, picked up such a horror movie poster in a dark corridor after his night shift… This book isn't a pure horror novel like " Hell's Apartment ", but a work of my own transformation. It's a work of variant infinite style + fantasy + supernatural style! ---------------------------- " Thriller Movie: My Ghost Story Script Kill " was a novel written by the author, Sanbu Hua Qian. The general plot of this novel was: [Not Courting Death][Horror Direction][Description: Powerless] Qi Jing had transmigrated and entered a real-life horror movie. " Shocking: A fire attacked the mental hospital. The patient and the director have mysteriously disappeared for four years. Their whereabouts are still unknown!" " Hot: A missing body has been found at Nanqiao Crematorium. Suspected victim left the place on his own!" " Hot: A vicious break-in occurred in a newly built bungalow. The female owner died tragically at home…" ---------------------------- " Since the Return of the Clown's Soul " was a suspense novel written by the author, Folk Zuodao. The general plot of this novel was: Starting from the clown's soul, I embarked on the journey of horror movies…I have experienced Stephen King's black tower world view. I have also transformed into a priest and ran around just to drive away the demons. I have kicked the Japanese Zombie Dazuo, controlled Annabel, slapped Annie Baby's big mouth, seen a wife-protecting demon who killed a car full of zombies, robbed a tomb with Hu Bayi, and fought against the old gods as a mortal. I have witnessed A Hui's silent love for Xiao Xue. I've never said that I like you, but you've always been the most important person to me. I've also witnessed the reincarnation of Qiu Sheng and Ninth Uncle. In the end, I've lived like you… This was a nostalgic story. ---------------------------- " Spirit-Devouring Zombies Travel to the Other World " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Difficult Little Ghost. The general plot of this novel was: Zombies were formed from the Yin Qi gathered by the corpse after a person died. Therefore, zombies could be said to be invulnerable to swords and spears, as well as fire and water. However, since the soul of a person had already dissipated when they died, the zombies at the furthest end had no consciousness at all. They could only rely on one instinct to move. Even so, zombies relied on their powerful bodies to make people dare not underestimate them. But what if zombies had souls? This book was about a zombie with a soul who was reborn in another world. ---------------------------- The book," The Heavenly King Director begins by scaring the audience to tears " was a novel about the infinite universe written by the author, Bun-Hit-Dog Eating Mantou. The general plot of this novel was: To a parallel world similar to Earth, He found that the horror movies in this world were extremely ugly. A supernatural movie was actually made into a romance film? Was this a joke? With a wave of his hand, one horror movie after another appeared! "After Lights Out" scared the netizens so much that they didn't dare to turn off the lights. " The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village " made people afraid to drink raw tap water. For the first time, Resident Evil made the world aware of the existence of zombies. "Encounter in the Graveyard" had created a horror documentary! Evocation 1-3 made people re-examine the strange cases in history! Every one of his horror movies could make the world scream! Other than that, he also brought out a new film that had never been seen before. ---------------------------- 'Horrible Funeral Parlor' was a mystery detective novel written by the author, Fog Shadow. The general plot of the novel was: It was late at night, and there was the sound of corpses whispering. I'm a corpse carrier in a funeral parlor. There are many taboos in this profession. In the dead of night, close your eyes and listen to me tell those horror stories! ---------------------------- Nightmare Realm was a mystery detective and horror novel written by Nan Muling. The general plot of the novel was: As night fell, she suddenly opened her eyes and was shocked to find herself in a strange and desolate place. There were some supernatural 'creatures' around her, such as ghosts! The timid her fled in fear, and in desperation, she fought back crazily, including killing ghosts and people… When she opened her eyes again, she returned to her room. It turned out that everything was just a nightmare… She did not realize that this was a never-ending nightmare… Fate had already been decided. It turned out that the most terrifying thing was the human heart! ---------------------------- " Starting from the Strange Theater and Going Crazy " was a mystery novel written by the author, I Want to Buy a House. The general plot of the novel was: Starting from the Strange Theater, they would kill their way to the end of the world! Dark and bloody buildings, disappearing villages, abandoned mental hospitals…women with three heads and six arms, spiders with human heads, monsters with faces all over their bodies…In the middle of the night, Wang Zun was as calm as an old dog. He would ask his mother first when he met someone, and he would scatter ashes when he killed monsters. Unknowingly, he had gone crazy in the world of monsters… ---------------------------- " Ghost Stories with Unpredictable Ending " was a mystery detective novel written by the author, Fiery Bean. The general plot of the novel was: Other than scaring people, ghost stories can also be funny. Do you want to see scary and funny ghost stories? Do you want to see a ghost story that you can't guess the ending no matter how you guess? Perhaps, you can come here. ---------------------------- " The Book of the Undead " was a mystery detective novel written by Mr. 501. The general plot of the novel was: What was a dead person? A dead person was just a shell without a soul. Where did the soul go? The soul left the body and wandered in the human world, becoming an evil ghost that everyone feared. Of course, not all souls became evil ghosts. Only those who lost themselves and were obsessed with the human world, unable to fulfill their wishes and open their hearts, would fall into the evil ghost path.
A long joke that makes people laugh
Let me tell you a hilarious joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." This was the first joke. I hope you like it.