Okay, here's a funny riddle: Do you know what the smallest animal in the world is? Is it a dung beetle? It's not because it's small, but its poop is the biggest thing in the world. Do you know what the biggest animal in the world is? Is it a dung beetle? It's not because it's small, but its poop is the biggest thing in the world. Do you understand? No matter what you guess, I will use your answer to fight back.
Here are some recommendations for funny pranks: 1. " I, the Funeral Streamer, really didn't commit a crime!" Author: I am a paper clip 2. Dressed as Pan Jinlian in a month? Waiting online, urgent!" Author: Koizumi who wants to sleep 3. [The Most Serious Little Carp] Author: Little Carp These novels were all based on funny pranks, providing a relaxing and funny reading experience. Please note that the specific content and quality of these novels may require further understanding.
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At a different school, the seniors dressed up as school mascots and ran around the football field during a game. But they were doing really silly things like dancing the wrong way and making funny faces. The crowd was laughing and cheering for them instead of the actual game for a while. It was a great prank that added a lot of fun to the event.
One funny laxative prank story is when a group of friends decided to play a prank on their always - serious friend. They put a small amount of laxative in his coffee one morning. He soon started feeling the effects during an important meeting at work. He had to excuse himself multiple times, and his flushed face and hurried steps were quite hilarious to his friends who knew the prank. But it's important to note that such pranks can be a bit mean and might not be suitable in all situations.
The true realm is to rather forgive others than let others forgive you. There is no perfect person or relationship in this world because everyone is unique and unique, and you need a unique relationship. It is human nature not to hurt others. No one will accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you for a lifetime, so you have to keep fighting. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; the most suitable is the best.
Xu Zhimo's classic quote: I should forget myself for someone at least once in my life. I don't ask for results, I don't ask for peers, I don't ask for what I once had, I don't even ask for your love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years. There is a feeling that is always admitted to be "lovesickness" when insomnia occurs; there is a kind of fate that is always believed to be "eternal" after waking up from a dream; there is a kind of gaze that is always seen as "attachment" when breaking up; there is a kind of mood that is always understood as "loss" after parting. 3 Xu Zhimo said: No matter how lively it is, it will eventually disperse. No matter how painful it is, it will eventually be forgotten. It is accidental to come and it is inevitable to go. Xu Zhimo said: No matter how lively it is, it will eventually disperse. No matter how painful it is, it will eventually be forgotten. It is accidental to come and it is inevitable to go. 4 Xu Zhimo said: If I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will smile and help you to tidy it up, and then my hand will linger on your hair for a few more seconds. But if I love you and you happen not to love me. Your hair is messy, I will only gently tell you that your hair is messy. This was probably the purest view of love. If they loved each other, they would hold hands until they were old. If they missed each other, they would protect him. 5 Xu Zhimo said: There is a person who taught you how to love, but he did not love. 6 Xu Zhimo said: The sky will be bluer, the sea will be wider, and love will be deeper. 7 Xu Zhimo said: There is a person who taught you how to love, but he did not love.
Here are some recommendations for funny Ultraman prank novels: 1. " I Don't Want to Become Ultraman " and " Ultraman's Serious Talent Becomes Light ": These two novels incorporated Ultraman's elements and had a certain hilarious effect. They were suitable for readers who liked a relaxed and happy style. These novels might satisfy your need for funny Ultraman prank novels.
My best friend once put salt in the sugar bowl when we were having a party at my place. Everyone's coffee and tea tasted really strange that day. It was a simple but really funny prank.
There were novels similar to The Consequences of a Prank: 1: Witch Punk 2840, Author: Luoye Luoye 2."Simulating Morning Glory, From Half-Day Lifespan to Longevity." Author: Kiwifruit Stacked High 3."Reincarnation, and Then Become the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect." Author: Extremely Black Sheep 4. My Invisible Battle Mistress, Author: Jie Po 5."After Dressing as a Fantasy Butterfly, I Become the Pet of the Douluo Group." Author: Xiao Yu is Very Cute Chapter 6: Witch! Author: Know the world but not the world 7. Men are Inferior and Women are Superior in the World of Cultivators. Author: Pigeon Slayer 8:"The Sea Race that Evolved from Earth", Author: February 4th, Sunny Day 9: Abomination and the Legendary Dragon King, Author: Sister Bomb is Here 10:"He Walks on Earth", Author: An Unexpected Sunny Day Game Traversal: Awakening the Divine Power of the Sky at the Beginning, Author: Confused Bug I'm Really Not an Elf, Author: Glamorous Xi Transformed Immortal, Author: White Snake Immortal "I'm just an NPC!" Author: I Know Search for Wild Humans, Author: A Chicken Outside the Clouds "Obviously Talented, But Relying on Your Face to Make a Living", Author: Dragon Palace A Different God, Author: Xuan Ci [18: Wifey, are you looking at my head?] Author: Ban Sheng The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Witch Punk 2840": Witch + cyberpunk. The overall content is relatively dull, and the writing is also good. I personally haven't read much, but I heard that it should be one-on-many. tangerine [2: Simulating Morning Glory, From Half a Day to Longevity]: Transmigrate into a Morning Glory. It would wither in half a day, right? The scorching sun and the biting of insects would cause them to rot in the mud if they were careless. Fortunately, she had the simulator, so Chaoyan could simulate her entire life in advance. The different choices were like a butterfly effect, resulting in vastly different results. Comparing horizontally and choosing vertically, Chaoyan was able to turn danger into safety time and time again. However, Chao Yan, who only wanted to develop quietly and work hard to survive, was shocked. "What's with Changsheng?!" 3."Reincarnation, and Then Become the Demon Sect's Saintess": 1 &2 She had been a virgin for thirty years and reincarnated into a demonic sect with a mouthful of innate pure Yang Qi. At the same time, she possessed both Yin and Yang Qi. Would she become the most stunning saintess in history, or would she become a monster in the skin of a young girl? "Scheming, deceiving, plundering, and controlling." "They have all existed in this world for far too long." "Now, let me overturn all of this." 4."My Invisible Battle Mistress":"My Invisible Battle Mistress" was a novel with a refreshing supernatural theme. The author described a supernatural world full of unknowns and fantasy, allowing the readers to enter an era of supernatural powers that only belonged to young girls. In the story, a young man awakened his superpower and stepped into a brand new world. He started a thrilling adventure with many girls. However, the author did not let the story fall into the cliché of the harem. Instead, he maintained his moral integrity. This book not only brought excitement and fun to the readers, but also triggered people's thinking about life, emotions, psychology, society, and history. Overall, this was a refreshing and positive novel. 5."After Dressing as a Fantasy Butterfly, I Become the Pet of the Douluo Group":[Soul Piercing, Goldfinger, Doujinshi Derivative, Female Lead No CP] Didie Ye was a butterfly that had transmigrated to the outskirts of the Douluo Continent's Star Dou Great Forest. She was amazed by the dangerous environment she was in. Not only did Ye Diedie have to guard against Spirit Masters who came from the outside to hunt spirit beasts for spirit rings, but she also had to pay attention to the spirit beasts coming out of the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt. Ye Didie could only work hard to cultivate and strive to become an expert in the Great Star Dou Forest. While she was cultivating, she suddenly realized that she had a golden finger. It was really a golden finger. As long as Ye Didie's consciousness came into contact with an item, she would have a thought that could make the item evolve. However, it seemed that this thing could only be used once a year. An ordinary grass--grass that increases the speed of cultivation An ordinary Shapeshifting Fruit-Shapeshifting Grass After using it for a long time, Ye Didie suddenly realized that she could evolve after another evolution. A stalk of grass---Octagonal Frozen Grass A Flower-- …… Ye Didie suddenly realized that it wasn't too difficult to survive in the Star Dou Great Forest! (The time will pass faster in the early stages.) Chapter 6: Witch! [Opening: World Completeness:79, World Breadth:80, Plot Reasonability:76] Overall Rating:83 The National Witch Setting Cat Witch 7."Men are Inferior and Women are Superior in the World of Cultivation": The Life of Immortal Cultivators in the World of Women's Power. 8."The Sea Tribe that began to evolve from Earth": Sea hares are not rabbits. They live on the seabed and feed on seaweed. Because the two pairs of antennae on their heads are protruding like rabbit ears, they look cute and look like little rabbits. They are named sea hares. He started evolving from the sea rabbit and grew into a god step by step. He developed biotechnology, controlled genes, traveled through the sea of stars, and shone among the stars. Witnessing the rise and fall of civilization, writing the epic of life. Though I'm cute, I'm not an eel 9. Abomination and the Legendary Dragon King: Abomination and the Legendary Dragon King is a fascinating fantasy novel. The female lead displayed an unbelievable charm with her powerful strength and unique personality. The story was full of mysterious elements and amazing plots, making people unable to extricate themselves from it. Although the heroine was a red dragon in the early stages, as the story developed, she gradually became a dragon with the characteristics of the Pu Dragon and the Rainbow Dragon. This not only added more fantasy elements to the story, but also made the readers look forward to the growth and changes of the heroine. In addition, the author ingeniously borrowed some settings from other Western fantasy to make the whole story more colorful. Although the plot of the article would sometimes jump a little, it did not affect the overall reading experience. All in all, Abomination and the Legendary Dragon King was a fascinating fantasy novel that was worth reading. 10."He Walks on Earth": This is a world with elements, magic, and spirituality as the basic elements. Through these elements, one can cast magic, battle techniques, and create miracles. Humans had grown from weak to strong, from ignorant to arrogant. They worshipped the gods, respected them, coveted them, and destroyed them. They built temples and destroyed temples, built statues and destroyed statues. They erased the names of the gods, erased the words of the gods, and erased the past of the gods. Finally, they broke away from the protection of the gods. Towards independence? Heh, humans are so capricious. When a new wave comes, a secret wave called the creation of gods appears, and our main character becomes the first candidate. "Game Transmigration: Awakening of the Sky God's Authority at the Beginning": Vril transmigrated to a game world that was almost the same as the game "Starry Sky Fantasy" and awakened the five-star talent of the Sky God's Authority at the beginning of the story. The wind raged, and the thunder disappeared. Boundless starlight shattered everything! Millions of years ago, God looked at the sky and thought of day and night. After millions of years, no powerful god would be able to stop Vril from taking back her authority. 12:"I'm Really Not an Elf" What was this? Is it a Mini games?" After spending two and a half hours, Li shi finally managed to create the character that he wanted. But when he woke up, he found that he had become a character he had created and had even transmigrated? "Hey, hey, that Pikachu, don't electrocute me!" "And the one with the hat, stop throwing precious balls at me!" "I'm really not a Pokémon!" Li shi flapped his wings with a gloomy expression. "Transforming into a Longevity Immortal": Qin Jun became Monarch Green in a transmigration, and at the same time, he unlocked the Longevity Cheat. The spirit controls the qi, the qi stays in the body, and there is no need for miscellaneous magic to live forever. Black flying gold, rabbit flying jade, a grain of grain in the three worlds, mountains and rivers and earth dust for a few years. Looking back, no one knew that I was a true immortal! (P.S.: Change to a single character, don't enter unless you're happy!) "I'm just an NPC!" [Suspense, Unlimited Dungeon, NPC] This book is also known as: [Remodeling the game terminal][I integrated the dungeon into the real world][The dungeon belongs to the real world] Lin Shiyin had been working in the town for a few years. Suddenly, a stranger told her one day,"You're a clue. You have to die." There were even people who went to the convenience store where she worked and said that she was some…um…BOSS? By chance, she discovered that she was actually some…um…NPC. Interface? Data Homeland? Change the current state of the instance dungeon? Parallel world? Atlantis? In the end, it's just my Sequence Card. "Welcome to my instance dungeon." "Search for Wild Humans": Humans who can survive are the most attractive. The main character is a teacher. A proper manufacturing country, mass production. What if every level-2 civilization had this civilization ball? Disadvantages: The later the game, the greater the gap in technology. The protagonist is not suitable to fight alone. Earth was only a first-class planet. Just think about how powerful those second-class and third-class planets were…The fruits of civilization, apart from inheritance, also had to be developed. Otherwise, they would be stuck in the same spot. The main character needed missiles, radars, and tanks. Navy, Air Force. various electrical appliances "Obviously Talented, But Relying on Your Face to Make a Living": God: I can give you Einstein's wisdom. Ye Luo: I want a handsome face. [God: I can give you Ye Wen the power to fight against ten people.] Ye Luo: I want a handsome face. God: I can give you the skills of zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Ye Luo: I want a handsome face. God: I can give you a mermaid's voice. Ye Luo: I want a handsome face. The god said angrily,"I will give you a talented talent and a beautiful face. One day, you will pay the price for your shallowness and understand that inner meaning is far more important than appearance." Ye Luo had paid the price of his masculinity to become a beautiful girl with both beauty and talent. However, she would never yield to the gods. She was clearly talented, but she relied on her face to make a living. 17."A Different God": That's right, whether it's good or evil, it's the power of will. Heaven and earth treat all things as straw dogs, which care about your height, fat and thin, even private to the public. 18:"Wifey, are you looking at my head?" The night was dark and the wind was high, and the candle flames were swaying. Su Miao, who had traveled through the chaos of the Great Nether, was examining the mottled bronze mirror he had brought with him by the dim candlelight. A voice suddenly asked from behind him," "Wifey, are you looking at my head?" What? Head? What brain? Oh my, is it haunted? Now that he remembered, his predecessor had encountered this strange thing. When he turned around, he was gone! Now, it had come knocking on his door again! Su Miao only felt his hair stand on end, and his tailbone emitted a chill! There was only one thought in his mind: Who am I? Where am I? What should I do? [PS: This book is also known as "I have a spiritual realm, and I invite disaster","The mysterious immortal cultivation begins when I encounter evil", and "Through troubled times, everyone covets my golden finger."] You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
Once there was a girl named Lily. She decided to play a prank on herself by pretending to forget where she hid her favorite book. She searched all over the house, looking in the most obvious and the most absurd places. When she finally 'found' it in the place she first looked, she couldn't stop laughing at her own silliness.