What were the classic lines in " Country Love "?

Country Love is a Chinese web novel. The following are some of the classic funny lines: " I asked you to sing a song for me. After you sing, I'll let you go." " You little bastard, come out and see how I'll deal with you." 3 " I asked you to be a village girl, but you insisted on being the village marshal. Now, the whole village is praising you for being handsome." " Your dad is a genuine farmer, not a genuine farmer." "You little vixen, restrain yourself and don't seduce my family." "You little fatty, shut up or I'll smash your head flat." "I asked you to cook for me, but you insisted on feeding me poison." Get out of bed, you lazy little thing, or I'll throw you into the river." "You little bastard, behave yourself or I'll kill you." " I asked you to pour me a glass of water, but you poured me foot washing water. Reflect on it."