Set 172

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said.

Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first.

"Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you.

One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet.

Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

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In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived complaining of a serious back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell me, what happened to your back?"

The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift work early and entered my apartment this morning. I heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were fooling around behind me. Balcony door was open so I rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back."

Doctor took the second patient, who looked like someone got hit by a car. The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?"

He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long unemployment, today was the first day at my new found job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I was suddenly hit by a falling fridge."

Doctor took the third patient, He looked like someone who jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?"

"Well, I was sitting in a fridge, and someone threw it from the third floor."