Chapter 35: You mother fuc**** call that magic

Chapter 35: You mother fuc**** call that magic

SHIELD!

"Ding-ling-clang..."

"Crash..."

A group of people lost their seats and fell under the table in shock, bringing down things on the table, causing a commotion in the conference room, as chaotic as a vegetable market.

"Motherfucker!"

"You mother fuc**** call that magic"

Even the usually calm Nick Fury couldn't help but swear.

What is this?

One spells to fool children, plus two dried pufferfish, and it can solve the problem of Quetzalcoatl and the Nordic god of thunder? Is there anything more outrageous than this in the world?

After experiencing so many shocks, Nick Fury thought his worldview was strong enough.

But! This time! He still couldn't stand it!

His worldview was shattered!

"I already know the spell: "Evil demons and malevolent spirits be gone!"

"If we also take out dried pufferfish, can we exert the same power? As the ace of S.H.I.E.L.D...."

"Expel Quetzalcoatl... Defeat Thor... and deal with the Superpower..."Nick Fury kept mumbling to himself, and his mental state was very unstable.

The hell you mean by that here I was thinking of getting connected with a powerful force through this Thor and you say a ridiculous spell and two fish can solve my problem!!

Coulson wanted to say "Sir you were dreaming."

But!

For the sake of the US dollar, he held back.

"If I tell him directly, Director Nick Fury will get angry and my bonus will be gone, right? Also my long awaited holiday might also be in jeopardy!!"Colson's mouth twitched.

——

"Magic?"

"You call this magic?!"

As the saying goes, laymen watch the excitement, experts watch the tricks.

However, this time, as an expert, Mordo could only say that he didn't understand.

Taking a dried pufferfish and reciting two spells and he could easily seal and exile a god. What kind of magic is this?

Moreover!

This spell has no rules at all, it's just like fooling children!!

"..."

Not only the countless mages and apprentices of Kamar-Taj.

Even the Ancient One standing above.

At this moment, could not help but remain silent. Could it be that she had been in seclusion for too long and could no longer keep up with the times?

Has the outside world developed to this extent?!

Fake magic, opening a portal with one hand and fighting with a magic weapon in the other.

Real magic, chanting a spell with a dried pufferfish, no matter how monstrous you are, all will be sealed and exiled.

"It's... outrageous!"

Even the calm and unchanging Ancient one couldn't hold it back this time.

—— hell!

"Magic? Exorcism? Demons?"

"hiss..."

Mephisto, who had watched the live broadcast, couldn't help but take a deep breath, and felt sick.

It was magic to expel and restrain the magic.

This magic!

It was clearly aimed at him!!

"no..."

"I have to hide deeper!"

Mephisto gritted his teeth and instantly gave up the idea of going to the human world. He didn't want to invade into this muddy water!

He was more determined to find someone as a vessel for him and keep him on standby and spy on the world while he remains hidden in his own little cozy dimension.

"Um!"

"That's right! That's it!"

"I'm a new-age demon. Fighting and killing is outdated! I need some new tricks...."

A trace of evil spirit quietly rose from him and went through the cracks in the shield surrounding the human world.

——

"What kind of situation is this!"

"This is the righteous camp? And this is the righteous camp's leader?!"

Wolverine's eyes widened. He almost couldn't help cursing.

If he had known earlier that the righteous camp was so strong, he would have at most hesitated for a minute!

The seemingly invincible Quetzalcoatl didn't even last a minute before being sent into another dimension by Uncle's magic. On the other side, the equally invincible Thor is not much better and might also be thrown out if didn't chose the righteous camp.

The power of thunder surged like crazy, but he still couldn't break free. Instead, the green magic light wave became stronger and stronger and kept dragging Thor into the dimensional crack. The situation has become a foregone conclusion. Thor is doomed to lose...

And on the side!

After solving Quetzalcoatl, the Uncle, who had freed one of his hands, looked at him unkindly!

"I choose the righteous camp!!"

Wolverine roared in his mind without thinking.

Please confirm the option within a minute

[ Confirm / Decline ]

[Ding——]

[Side quest, good/evil camp choice, completed]

[Reward, 500 points]

[...]

Fortunately!

The system did not fail and gave feedback in time.

Wolverine could clearly feel that this Uncle's hostility towards him disappeared immediately.

He had no doubt.

If he was a little later, he would most likely follow the footsteps of Quetzalcoatl and be exiled into another dimension and perish.

He was not Thor, who could take a beating he just had a good healing factor and an Adamantium skeleton.

And... even if he was Thor, even Thor could not stand it anymore!!

"Old man over there, I, Thor, the God of Thunder, recognize your strength!"

Thor said with a stiff upper lip.

He refused to admit defeat, but he was honest in his heart.

"I choose the righteous side!"

After noticing the changes in Wolverine, Thor made a choice in his heart.

He is stubborn!

But not stupid!

If you know you are not the opponent but still fight head-on, you have a problem with your brain!

The invasion has just begun.

He doesn't want to be banished into another dimension like Quetzalcoatl, which is not a good place at first glance.

[Ding——]

[Side quest, good/evil choice, completed]

[Reward, 500 points]

[...]

Thor stared at the old uncle nervously. Compared with the 500 points reward, he cared more about the effect after choosing a camp.

Sure enough!

The system was still as powerful as ever.

Just as the system prompts sounded, uncle who was waving the dried pufferfish suddenly stopped his shamanic movements, and his magic power was immediately withdrawn, and the restraints on Thor also dissipated.

"Free at last..."

With his feet on the ground again, Thor couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Eh?"

"Uncle, why don't we get rid of these guys together? They are the bad guys who bullied Uncle Jackie!" Jade came over, looking unhappy, "They also broke my Super Moose!!"

Jade waved his little fist, indignantly

"I think we should exile them, just like Quetzalcoatl"

"Hmm?"

Uncle shook his head at Jade's suggestion: "Maybe it's a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?"

After the battle, Jackie also came over.

"That's right we should exile them."

Uncle nodded, "I just noticed that they have the breath of immortal gods. Perhaps the immortal gods sensed that the Holy Lord had broken free from his restraints and sent down these messengers. The previous conflict must have been a misunderstanding...."

Immortal God?!

God's Messenger?!

Captain America and Wolverine couldn't help but look at each other. Those who were quick-witted had already realized that this should be the identity given by the system after choosing a camp.

"but..."

"Immortal god?"

"Could it be that there really are immortal gods in the world?"

Wolverine's eyes were filled with horror.

Someone like Thor was at most a powerful person, and Wolverine would never worship him as a god. However, even this uncle, who was so powerful that he could not fathom, said such words...

His heart began to waver!

Could it be that there really are immortal gods in the world?

Not powerful people like Thor who called themselves gods, but what about real gods?!

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