Gara's lost bro. Pedomaru attacks.

I grabbed the little slip of paper with the number 69 on it ,taking a look around the room I try to find my seat. When I do find it I see its next to Gaara. "Hey Gaara!" I greet. He turn toward me and glared at me, it was less of a glare than it was before I yelled, but still a glare. I quickly squeeze past him to sit down. Once I was comfortable I turned to him, "So I never did get to thank you for helping me, back there with those sound ninja, so, thanks" I say awkwardly, while patting his shoulder. He suddenly grabbed my wrist tightly ,and looked at me strangely. "Why does it not react to you?!" 

"You mean your sand?" I ask. He nodded, "No one has been able to touch me, no one, yet you can. I don't understand!" He yelled and gripped my wrist tighter.

"Maybe it felt no malice towards you ,thus it thinks I'm worthy?" I say tentatively. He seemed to clam down at the notion, but still didn't let go of my wrist. I looked the hand still attached to me ,and carefully tried to remove it with my other. He held it tighter again, I just say, "Your hands are as smooth as sandstone, quite remarkable that it has your skin color" I say quietly, mocking. His eyes went wide but he quickly snapped out of that thought. As his sand slithered down his arm, onto our hands, then onto my wrist making a wristband. I looked at him questioningly, "Care to explain?" He seemed just as confused, "It's never done that before, it's never done any of this before" he said and finally let my wrist go. I nod and bring my hand up to the wristband to inspect it. Surprisingly the sand wasn't as coarse, and irritating on my skin as I thought it would be. It was actually quite smooth. 

"I can feel your heart beat, and your odd chakra level." He muttered confused and surprised. 

"Ah that's cool, you can feel if I die!" I say, a bit too excited. Gaara turned his head towards me again, "You will not die, I wont let you" He said it as if it was fact. I smiled lightly at him, "Alright, I'll try not too and even if I do ,I'll kick the deaths a** and visit you" I stick out my pinky. He looks at it like it's a new species, I laugh 'technically is', "Stick out your pinky Gaara" He did as I said and I wrapped them together, "Its a pinky promise, friends do it when they make promises. In thus I will make sure to not let you die, and you do your best to not let me" He still is confused, "Why are we doing it with our little finger?" 

"It's the highest level of promise ,a friend can make! To break it would be like, breaking our friendship!" I explain. 

"Do you really consider us friends?" 

"Duh! Friends forever!" He stilled for a minute, before breaking into the smallest smile. 'Pandas make good friends' I quietly chuckle and pinch his cheeks, "You look like a cute tenkupanda!" he stilled at then looked to the proctor.

"Shut up! I'm about to explain the rules for the test, and I'm only going to say it once so you better pay attention!" Ibiki shouted. I let go of Gaara and listened, "This test is conducted on a point reduction system. You all will start with ten points, one point will be taken away for each question wrong. Rule two, each team will pass or fail together. If one teammate fails, the rest of the team will fail" 

"But that's not fair!" Sakura shouted. 

"I said shut up! There are chunins all around you to catch you cheating. For each time they catch you two points will be taken away. Their eyes are extremely sharp! If you get caught five times you will be kicked out!" Ibiki stated. The room was silent. 

"Begin!" He shouted. I looked down at the paper and flipped it over. I was braced for the worst, but it was just advanced algebra. I didn't even need to cheat! I quickly wrote down the answers and flipped my paper back over, highly proud of myself, I then write I didnt have to write the answers ,but I figured I'd save me a minute of boredom. Also I suspect that kabuto is a spy from orochimaru ;as I smelt snake on him. Also he said classified S rank mission information. I put a simple genjutsu on the back of the paper, so it looks blank on the back till I release it. As I was sitting there waiting for everyone else to finish, I felt sand come up my arm again. Looking at Gaara he was still staring at his paper. The sand wrapped around my hand and made me flip my paper over again. I smile lightly as he wrote down my answers, when he got what he needed the sand went back to its owner. I went to a blank space on my paper and wrote down a question, 'Can I play with your sand?' and slid it over to where Gaara could see it. I got my answer when a small pile rested on the desk. Staring out with simply drawing shapes in the desert dirt, I moved on to trying to make sculptures out of it. So I made it into a panda with some tenku features, gara seen and proubably felt me do that to his sand. I think so because he looked shocked. 

"Okay!" Ibiki yelled. I was too focused on the sand ,and I didn't notice it was time for the tenth question. I wrote Gaara a thank  you in the sand and focused back on Ibiki, "This question is different than the others, you have a choice whether or not to answer, if you don't answer, you and your teammates will fail" He finished. 

"Of course we're gonna take it!" Temari yelled. 

"But if you choose to answer, and fail, you forfeit the chance to ever take the chinin exams ever again" 

"That's stupid! There are a ton of people in here who have taken it before!" Kiba argued. 

"Too bad, you have me making the rules, if your not confident take it again next year" Many of them left, some didn't want to, but their teammate had raised their hand. speaking of teammates, Naruto and Sakura had their hand raised. Except Naruto slammed his hand down on the table, "I wont quit! Not now, not ever! I don't care if I'm still a genin, I'll become Hokage, I never go back on my word, that's my ninja way!" He yelled. 

"You tell 'em Naruto!" I cheer. 

"Is that so? Does anyone else want to quit?" No one raised their hands, Narutos speech seemed to have gave them a backbone, "No? You pass!" Ibiki roared. I then changed the sand into the words victory(in Japanese of course), then commanded the sand to go back to gara. I then nudged Gaara with my elbow, trying to get him to take his sand back he nodded and put it back. He still stayed stoic and had his arms crossed. Glass shattered as a figure burst through the window, it was Anko. 

"There's no time to celebrate! I'm Anko Mitarashi, the proctor for you next exam!" 

"You're early" Ibiki said from the corner. 

"You let 26 teams pass?! You're going soft! Don't worry, I'll cut them in half! Follow me!" She jumped off the desk and walked out the door. Quickly getting up to follow her I rush past Gaara. Stopping to turn around I fling my arms around him in a hug, nohomo just I read once that jinjuriki's need a hug' "Thanks for letting me mess with your sand Gaara!" I say in his ear. I let go and waited for everyone to leave releasing the genjutsu ,and handing ibiki the paper. He reads it and nods, I then go catch up with the team.

"Welcome to practice area 44! Also known as the Forest of Death" Anko stated. Naruto put his hands on his hips and made a face, "Known as the Forest of Death" He mocked, "Do your worst, you wont scare me!" 

"Oh we have a tough guy? Those are alwasy the first to shower the forest with their blood" Anko said creepily before throwing a kunai at Naruto, cutting his cheek, and the hair of the woman Orochimaru is posed as. 'She' came over and handed Anko her kunai back with her tongue, "I'm just returning your kunai" 'She' said. I immediatly got startled hearing that voice. Being near that creepy slimey snake pedomaru is enough for me ,to wanna have kaguya ashkilling bone me to death. I subconcouisly, clench my but cheeks. Sasuke noticed my flinching and walked over to me. 

"Are you alright?"

"I just, dont like the vibe that ladys giving off" I say. He looks at her and agrees. (I wonder if he ever got r**ed while with pedomaru, all in the name of power. No I dont want to think of that) a shiver goes down my back

"Why thank you, but if you stand behind me like that I will end your life prematurely" Anko threatend. 

"Forgive me, the sight of blood and your knife cutting my hair got me a bit, excited" 'She' breathed out. Trying to calm my nerves I start to fiddle with Gaaras wristband, rubbing the sand particles between my pointer finger and thumb. Sasuke noticed my movement and looked over at me again. Seeing the sand around my Wrist he got angry, "What is that?" 

"This? Its sand Duckling, do you need glasses?"

"I mean, why do you have it? And from who?" He sneered. 

"I dont know why, it just kind of attatched itself to me, as from who, I think you know very well who Sasuke" I say, still playing with it. He reached over and tried to snatch it off of me, but it split in two, avoiding his hand, and had reassembled when it felt safe. He kept trying to take it but the sand was too quick. 

"Take it off, he could kill you with it!" Sasuke shouted. I shook my head, "No, I like it. Besides I implanted my chakra in it, so I can control it too

"  I say transforming it into a panda then have it go back where it was

"I dont like seeing an enemies on you!"

"Why? Also, why have you been so mean lately? Ever since we've met Lee ,you've been a complete dick!" 'He must be on a power trip. Not wanting others to bring me down, lowering me being a efficient teammate. ' I say. He was silent for a moment, before closing his eyes and turned away from me, "I'm just... upset with myself" I was about to give him a piece of my advice, when Anko spoke up. "Before we begin, I need all of you to sign these consent forms" 

"Why?" Naruto asked. 

"Some of you may not come back alive, then I'll be responible for you guys. You dont want me to get into trouble do you?" she said, "This test determines your survival skills, the 44th battlegrounds has 44 locked gates. That means one half of you will get a heaven scroll, the other a earth scroll. Your team will be fighting to get both of them!" She finished. 

"But that means 13 teams will fail!" Sakura shouted. 

"Actually, more than half of you will fail. There are rules for when your team gets eliminated. First, you didnt get both scrolls. Two, if a teammate dies, or cannot move on. Three, this test is timed, you have five days to get the scrolls" 

"Five days?!" Ino shreiked. 

"What are we supposed to do for food?!" Choji yelled, "There will be plently of food and water in there" Anko explained. 

"What a drag, can we quit half way through?" Shikamaru asked. 

"No, you must spend your five days in there! Oh, I nearly forgot, dont look inside your scrolls" 

"What if it falls and it flops open?" Naruto asked. Nearly everyone sweatdropped. 

"You. Dont. Want. To. Know" she said. 

I was taking a stroll around the grounds in front of the forest. I had already signed my consent form, and was waiting on the rest of the team to sign so we could get our scroll together. Looking up at the sky as I was walking I didnt notice a large root sticking up out of the ground. My foot got caught and I was falling to the ground, I held my arms up to brace for the impact but none came. Looking down I see a nice blanket of sand holding me up. Hearing steps come near me I glance up to see the sand siblings. Temari and Kankuro seem to have a permenant look of shock on their face, while Gaara calmly had his sand help me up. 

"Thanks for the hand there Gaara!" I greet. He nodded stiffly, "Hey Kitty! Hey Temari!" Kankuro became angry again, "Damn it, bastard what have I said!" 

"To quit calling you that" 

"Yet you keep doing it!" He shouts. I thought for a moment before speaking, "I'll tell you what, Kankuro, I'll stop calling you Kitty if I can wear your hat" I propose. 

"One, hell no, two, how do you know my name?" He asked. 

"Temari said it when we first met, Kitty" I say with a wicked smile. He grumbled and reluctantly reached up and took off his hat. I chuckled and ripped the hat from his hands ,and placed it on my head. I struck a couple poses, "Nya How do I look?" 

"Like an idiot" Kankuro muttered. 

"Well, this is mine now, bye!" I shout and begin to run off quickly to the pinkette. Almost reaching her I felt something around my waist hold me, and start to pull me back. 

"Damn it Gaara, I just want the hat!" The sand turned me around to face the read head, eye to eye. 

"Give Kankuro back his hat Nova!" He said. "I dont wanna, but fine" Gaara sighed and had the sand grab my new hat. Kankuro stomped up and snagged the cap. 

"Hey! What do you think your doing to him!" Looking over my shoulder I see Naruto running up to us, with Sasuke and Sakura behind him. Gaara slowly let me back down on the ground and put on a cold stare.

"Nothing you need to worry about twerp" Kankuro answered. Naruto growled and Sasuke stepped up, "Touch him again, and I wont hesitate to hurt you" He stated. The Sand Siblings all glared at him, even I did, "I was messing around with them, while I was waiting on y'alls slow asses to hurry with your forms. Also, they're my friends, so dont be an asshole to them" Naruto seemed to slightly calm down, but Sasuke was still mad. 

"If they're you friends, then they're your friends, but I still dont trust him" Naruto said. 

"You havent given him a chance Naruto, Gaara's a nice guy" I say, while patting the sand boy on his head. Seeing me touch him so freely Naruto fully relaxed. Sasuke marched over and grabbed my hand and pulled me along, "We need to get our scroll" 

"Bye Gaara! Bye Temari! Bye Kitty!" I yell back at them waving. 

"You said you'd quit calling me that!" Kankuro shouted. 

"I lied!"

Sasuke never let me go till we got to the tent that we needed to be at to turn in our forms. 

"You guys have the heaven scroll, good luck" The guy passing out the scrolls said. Sasuke grabbed it, but I ran up behind him and stole it, "Yank" 

"Give it back Nova!" He demanded. 

"Nope, I've got the best hiding spot!" My communicator went off. *Fake Shin Uchiha in position.*

"Oh yea? Where?" I made a clone then tossed him the scroll he transformed into a gourd, with the scroll inside.I then put my hand on the ground, and tried to make sand out of it , since it was dirt I just had to pull the moister away. I then add chakra to it then bam sand in my gourd.I then took a twig and used high lvl genjutsu with it, and bam a new scroll. Everyone looked dumbfounded on what I did. Sasuke then said "H--ow y..ou do that." "Well we were taught we cant transform into everything, especially smaller then ourselves or inanimated objects. However there is a loophole I found, our shadow clones are made of chakra so they can. Oh also I noticed shin uchiha, is near here." Sasuke and naruto stiffen, while I just genjutsu sakura into being quite. They all nod then naruto yells.

"So cool can you teach me that oniisan!" Naruto shouted. I just nodded. "Then what about the sand ,is that a kekkei genkai?" said sasuke with a huff

"No I just got extreme chakra control ,and huge affinity with water and earth. So I just ripped the moisture out, then I put alot of chakra into the sand making it mine wala"

Sasuke looked surprised and intrigued wondering if he and naruto can do the same.

"tch better not be a burden ,now that you used alot of chakra." he huffed

"ma ma, I got plenty to spare not at much as naruto but a great amount." I said nonchalantly

sasuke twitches at that comment ,as he knows just how ridiculous naruto's and my chakra is in capacity.

So we began to walk toward the gate we were assigned. Once all the teams were present the gate opened up. I took a deep breath ,and marched forward with the rest of my team.

Screams echo all through out the forest. Sakura and I were walking cautiously ,while Sasuke and Naruto were acting like they do this everyday. 

"I gotta pee" Naruto stated while unzipping his pants. Sakura gasped and punched him in the head, "Not here!" Naruto pouted but went behind a tree. I pull out a kunai in preparation for the rain ninja. 'Naruto' came out sheepishly rubbing his head.

"You wouldn't believe how long it took, I spelled my name" I didn't give anyone time to speak and threw the weapon at him, Sasuke did as well, "I know its gross but that's no reason to do that!" Sakura shouted. 

"Do you really not see that that isn't Naruto?" Sasuke yelled. 

"Look closely Sakura!" I commanded. 

"What are you guys talking about?! It's me!" 'Naruto shouted. The pink haired girl gasped as she indeed saw that it wasn't him. 

"If it is you where is that scratch the proctor gave you?" Sasuke asked. 'Naruto' chuckled and changed back to the rain ninja. 'Is he testing him because I know he heals fast.'

"Nova, go find Naruto, Sakura and I will deal with him" I nodded and went to search around the original tree Naruto went behind, I found him not to far away and cut his ropes, "Thanks Nova-oniisan" We went back to meet up with Sasuke. 

"Did he have the scroll?" I ask, he shook his head. 

"Our enemies can disguise themselves as us, we need to come up with a password to know we're eachother." Sasuke said. We were all in a circle somewhat crouched down so we could whisper. 

"What do you think it should be?" Sakura asked. I raised my hand, "Pick me, I got this idea cuz of that creepy lady she reaked of snakes!" Sasuke sighed, "What should it be?" 

"Slitherin away in its burrow is where the snake hides.Is it hiding in fear no, no its scheming to make you fear. Watch out for the sounds of hissing for then it be too late. All it takes is one bite then it's good night." I finish with a proud smile

"Umm, could that be shorter?" Naruto asked. 

"Idiot! I got it down in seconds!" Sakura argued. 

"No I got it! Just thought it was a password not a pass speech" He countered. After agreeing on the password we began walking again, until the giant snake came out of no where and ate Naruto. Sakura screamed and Sasuke got out a kunai. 

"Naruto! Can you hear me?" I ask.

"Yep!" He replied. 

"Use your clones to burst it open!" Soon the snake began to swell up, and then ripped open with a disgusting sound. A hundred Narutos popped out as well as slime and guts rained on us, "Aw hell no!" 

Naruto ran up to me, "Where did Sasuke and Sakura go?" I look around and indeed didn't see them. We frantically ran through the forest trying to find them. I spot them out in a clearing, Orochimaru was about to attack Sasuke, but I threw a explosion tag at him. 

"Oh I see you made it back from my friend" He said slowly. 

"Back up snake man!" I yell, his eyes seemed to have brightened at the sight of me. 

"Naruto! Nova! Get out of here, you don't know what your up against!" Sasuke shouted frantically. 

"No way! She has to pay for hurting my friends!" Naruto shouted, "You better go back where yo-"

"You can have it" Sasuke interrupted. 

'Good we cant expose our might just yet. Plus that's a fake scroll.'

"What are you saying Sasuke?!" Naruto asked angrily. 

"Shut up and stay out of this! Naruto, give her the scroll!" The whisker faced blond had enough and punched Sasuke in the face, "I don't know the password, but I know who I am!" 

"What are you talking about?! It's me!" 

"Liar! I know the real Sasuke wouldn't give up to the enemy that easily!" 

"Naruto that is Sasuke! Nova help me!" Sakura pleaded. 

"I thought you were a Uchiha Duckling? Are you just going to let you clans name be tarnished by you being a quitter!" I shout. Sasuke turned to me furious, but that seemed to have knocked him back to reality. 

"Looks like I'll just have to kill you and take the scroll" Orochimaru finally said. He bit his thumb and made hand signs, "Summoning Jutsu!" Another large snake appeared, "Finish them off" The snake summoner commanded. The serpent lunged towards Sasuke, but was blocked by Naruto, whose eyes were red. 

"Not hurt are you? Scaredy cat!" Orochimaru had enough and reached down to Naruto, grabbing him by the collar. Pulling him back and lifting up his shirt I knew what he was about to do. As fast as I could ,I jumped on the snake and ran towards them, "Five Prong Seal!" He shouted. I was too late, but at least it looked like I tried. He flung Naruto, who was unconscious, at a tree. Suddenly the fake Shin uchiha apeared, causing orochimaru to be surprised; kabutos report was real. 

"So what do we have here, orochimaru trying to get another test subject perhaps? No matter I want your akatsuki ring, then maybe I will let you go." Orochimaru looked wide-eyed ,as he had Mangekyou sharingans. Nevermind the possibility, of the forbidden techniques. He gritted his teeth thinking 'I cant win against him, even if I use all my resources; he will just have the clones back him up. Nevermind the fact, they look like eternal mangekyo sharingans. I cant believe he managed to do that, I want that knowledge but I have to play this carefully.'

"Fine I'll give you the ring if you leave, and no clones either. Do we have a deal? Oh and dont try to go back on the deal, as there is a seal on the ring to kill you. I know you can remove it ,but it will take you some time to do so."

A shin uchiha clone comes out and the original says "Deal!" Orochimaru gives the ring to the clone ,and they appear to take off and leave.

"Kukuku Might as well take of the disguise. Now where was I?" Orochimaru licks his lips after taking off the mask.

A moment later Shin Uchiha sneaks in ,with a perception filter and waits.

"You wont hurt my friends while I'm here!" I yell, I rush at him. Orochimaru tried caught me though, but I was already in 2nd gate ;so I broke out of his grasp and use my perception filter with a genjutsu, and seemingly teleported behind him; trying to slash his neck as fast as I could. He bent his neck back and twisted his arm to catch mine <seemingly like he didn't have bones without even turning around. He caught my hand when it was an eighth of the way through. He then did a backflip away while bleeding from his neck ,then bent over and regurgitating a new body. "kukuku was that the fourths technique, or a new o-." Before he could finish, he was set on flames by shin uchiha.

So he had to regurgitate another time. "Y-you! I thought we had a deal!" orochimaru yelled pointing at shin uchiha.

"Well that would be a good deal, if I actually needed the ring. Also you did quit the akatsuki didnt you? Furthermore, I already have a ring from kasame and puppet boy killed another teammate of his. I was just tasked with getting your ring back; to the akatsuki as a initiation. We both know, you would never return the ring, so everything works out. Besides seeing your obsession in uchiha ,means that I can stop a plan you spent a long time on." As shin uchiha was saying this, orochimaru was gritting his teath being out played by his old toy.

"Fine, protect Sasuke. We both know ,you wont be able to protect him forever. I'll be waiting to strike at the last moment. kukuku." Orochimaru then escapes through the ground. I then apeared in front of Sakura, implanting the info about shin uchiha while knocking her out. Then making sure she doesnt mention it to anyone. Meanwhile I look towards Sasuke ,who has a demanding answers look.

"Nova!" Sasuke yelled angrily I put up a perception filter ,and silencing seal around us so noone can listen in.

"Okay here's the info I gathered so far, orochimaru wants to give you a hickey. He used to belong to a group called the akatsuki, as you heard he left. Your not supposed to leave till you die, or they will send someone to kill you. As you can see this quells his questions on my and your guys strength. Kabuto is a spy like I showed you earlier. He wont try to dig into it, because he would have to go back to confirm it. Even if he does have a spy in it, he will just think he wanted samehada. Or just wanted to spite him, and confuse him on his true motives. As for the EMS abilities, well all clans derived from the sage of six paths family. I'm from his clan by blood, so yes I have all bloodlines and as for keeping it secret. I'm sure you understand why I did what I did."

Sasuke looks shocked at this and says.

"I know you said your clan is where bloodlines derived from, but to have them all... Show my your sharingan." He demands

"I don't have a Byakugan, sharingan, Rennigan or any other dojutsu like those. I have a rinnesharingan ,and it makes all of those ;seem like kittens attacking the ninetails." I then show him my eyes. And but back my visual defenses, shortly afterwords. "They are supposed to be red ,but mine is special and related with time. I dont know all the abilities yet, as you can see I only have 4 tomoe. So far here is what I can do, but it will grow more in time." I tap his forehead, and unseal naruto.

He looked beyond stunned. "H-how powerful will you be able to get?" He said hesitantly

"I-i dont think you want to know." he looked at me with rage and said "Just tell me! I already lost hope of beating you anyways."

"Fine, If I master everything I would make the sage of sixpaths and his clans patriarch, look like a puppy trying to attack an adult tiger. They might make me bleed ,but they are outmatched even with hidden cards."

Sasuke hums in thought, while looking depressed. "Tch. I guess once a sensei always a sensei, that's more then kakashi will ever be. Well no matter ,I will just have to be the second strongest ninja in the world!" As he said the last part Naruto woke up and heard it. Then yelled " As if ,I'm going to be the hokage so that means I will be!" Me and Sasuke burst out laughing.

"Hey! Why are you both laughing at that. oniisan." He said starting to tear up.

"Well a hokage barley goes out to fight, and has very little time to train; less then even anbu or jonnin. So even with your shadow clones, you will be doing paperwork, politics and hokage meetings and other duties. Nevermind if your married or have children, even if you manage all this. Sasuke has been keeping up with you ,and this with all your resources nevermind without."

Sasuke nods at this and says "Hn.Even thou you are smarter now then before, you will always be a dobe." He laughs rolling on the floor, while Naruto is watching us and gains a giant tick mark.

"Then I'll just have to get even more powerfull and make more clones." Naruto says while pouting.

"No you dont, the kyubi as they call him; is busting his but ;healing your brain as it is. If you were to over do it ,even more then you are now. He might just give up and let you go braindead, then it will be easier for him to break free. He just has to wait, for a new host that's easier to manipulate and suicidal. Do you think he wanted to be put in there ,no he didnt. The only reason he hasn't done this, is because he respects you, as you had a harder life ;then even a demon would do to a child. Hell even the tailed beasts had a better life then you, sure they are hunted all the time or caged. But they have the mental fortitude to endure, also they weren't born dumb as everyone believes. Expecially the kyubi he/she is as sly and cunning as a fox. To be able to endure as you have, with no emotional stability is insane. I believe it's either your soul, or your insane amount of willpower ;and that's something to admire and respect!" All three of them were stunned in shock ,at what I said. The kyubi at first was mad at what I was saying but at the end, admiration and pride in his host and "brother" grew. 'Perhaps hes the one the old man was talking about.' the kyubi thought.

"No I'm not the one your old man was thinking about, nor did I read your mind. I know of it and believe it or not its naruto. Well I guess you could consider me too, but that's just because of my existence ;even without me there would still be him. Maybe not now but in the future. As for the legendary fox ,he didn't attack the village because he wanted to; but because he was mindcontroled to. Manipulated by an uchiha, that was the apprentice of Madara uchiha himself. He killed your parents but not because of choice, but because he didnt want to be jailed again. Noone likes that, even humans expecially for that long. Now enough talk, we will be having company soon." I said snapping all of then out of their thoughts. Sakura now starts to wake up and panics, but naruto calms her down.

(Meanwhile at orochimarus hideout for the exams)

Orochimaru returns earlier then expected and sees a beaten up kabuto and said "What happened, did Madara attack you ;when you gave them the information?"

"No they didnt ,and we got lord firsts body for the information. Somehow konoha found out that I was a spy, I suspect it was Nova as he is smart and supposedly has good senses. Since there are only two people ,with snake contracts.

Also I did leak info on their mission ,when I was explaining the info cards. That mission became a supposed S rank secret, because kisame was sighted. Danzo showed me his test papers , as I had demanded how I was found. Danzo didnt know any information pertaining to this. So it was actually an SS rank secret, and was covered up by the hokage. This was probably because of Shins involvement, having two S class ninjas, one being an unknown would cause this. What happened to you though? Did Nova lie, and it was actually him who defeated Kisame?" Kabuto explained then questioned

"Kukukuku so that's the case, no matter we still gained from this endeavor. No it was not him, who did this to me. I recently lost to shin actually. That test subject shin has played me like a fool. He didn't need the ring, as he was the one who killed kisame. He said this was his initiation test ,into the akatsuki. Normally we would sell this information to them but..." Orochimaru explained

"But they wouldn't care, as they gained a member stronger then he was. Plus he was just loyal ,to get to fight strong people. So they would value his effort to join, even more. So even if he did this to spite you ,instead and lied. It wouldnt matter, plus having another "Uchiha" under his control would make him more happy."

Kabuto continued. Then contemplated what they have learned.

"We could sell this to Danzo, as I'm sure you had to pull in a favor since you were wrong. For now, we will just have to wait for the right chance ;to go after sasuke. Perhaps after the invasion, I'll send the sound four to get him for me. This way shin uchiha ;wont ,be watching or retaliate. As the security will strengthen after the invasion." Orochimaru said while thinking 'Damb that Shin, I might have to use Kim's body afterall. I wont have the time, to get sasuke's body prepared in time; because of him. Owell. Just a little bit more of my sanity is a cheap price to pay, for sasukes body.'

"Yes. I think that's for the best, perhaps you should go after Nova instead?" Kabuto says

"No if I want enhanced senses, I would just get an Inuzuka. Although he might be hiding more then he let's off, it would be a waste of time and resources. No we will wait to see ,what he shows during the exams. He did give a war veteran vibe, but that could be from his senses; helping his fighting during training and missions. Now leave and prepare for the invasion." Orochimaru elaborated then commands. Kabuto fixes his glasses and says "Yes lord orochimaru." and he takes off while orochimaru thinks 'Kukuku Yes nova-kun show me just how valuable you really are.'

(Time-skip)

It had been three days since the attack. I decided to make some prank traps, with chemicals ive been making. With the usage of seals and strings ,to activate if the seals dont. They all objected at first except naruto, but I elaborated. That this was to conceal our abilities, as we could beat this in one day. They all agreed except sakura, so i told her that I'll burn kakashi's porno book. She quickly agreed after that, this made even sasuke and naruto happy as well. I didnt tell then what they all did, but there was 4 traps.

A yellow one made people so itchy, that they would claw themselfs almost death before it stopped. I just said that it would make them itchy. The next made people into sex crazed maniacs, even making straight people BI for the duration. I put out 4 ,and one was near a patch of chakra beast elephants.So it was a bit deadly. I didnt tell them what this pink trap did. Next was green and made people high, but will increased pain by over 9000%. The last one, was brown and it made people crave chocklate lava cakes, I placed 25 of these. This one used chemicals to change the wiring in your brain, in a certain way to work. The questioned me when how and why, I made these especially the last one. I said I was bored and made them in my apartment, as for how I made the chocolate lava cake one. I said I was trying to make advertising seals for businesses, to have you taste their food; before entering to make money on it. This was one of the failed prototypes, as it made everyone crave it instead; even if they didnt like it. As for why, I said otherwise they would collect dust. They all sweatdropped at this. Naruto thou looked at me with stars and asked if I could make a ramen one, I said yes but it will be a birthday present. He winned but I didnt let him win.

Off to the side Sakura could see a squirrel about to set off the trap she had placed. Grabbing a kunai she threw it at the rodent, scaring it off. 

"Well well, what do we have here?" Preparing herself Sakura looked up to see, the sound ninja that attacked kabuto ;during the written exam. 

"Looks like shes not alone, Lord Orochimaru was wrong." Kin said unpleased. 

"You work for him?!" 

"Yes, we were sent to kill the black and silver haired kids." 

"Tch. All talk and no bite!" Sasuke mocked.

"What can you do?" Zaku instigated. He started to walk forward when Dosu stopped him, "Wait, this grass doesn't grow this time of year" He disabled the trap. The sound ninjas continued on, ready to attack.So I activated the Pink trap I made,with a command thought; as this one was made special. They then started to look at eachother , seemingly forgetting about us. (They know eachother better ,and are closer so they would go at it with eachother first.) They all start taking off their clothes. Kin then looks at Zaku lecherously.

(PG 13+ since it doesnt describe in detail)

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Zaku plow me right this instant, I'm so horny!"

Kin demanded

"Kinky! I like it, Dosu you will get me from behind!" Zaku yells and Dosu then goes behind him and starts plowing him.

"Ahhh that feels sooooo gooood!" Kin moans

"That's the spot." Zaku says.

"Zaku come here and let me dislocate your arm." Kin said with a sadistic face

"Kinky! Only if you let me, hit you in the back too." Dosu looks in envy and says "If you let me go at your rack later, I will let you dislocate both my arms." She looks at him with disgust, but couldnt stop herself as she heard him say the latter. "Fine but your cleaning up later!" Kin replied

(Flashback when they started)

They were all shocked, when they seen what the pink trap did. Sakura fainted Sasuke looked in horror and some intrigue. Naruto was just thinking what are they doing? They kyubi was roaring in laughter. I spoke up first. "Well I definitely put too much, aphrodisiac into the mix. They were meant to just hug eachother ,but I guess this works too."

"I dont get it what are they doing." Naruto says

I just knock him out and seal his memories.

"Hes a young boy, he shouldn't remember this; till hes older this seal will make sure of it."

Sasuke looks at me in anger "We have to stop th-this..." He goes best red, but I hold him back, and show him my recorder.

"What do you think Orochimaru would think, if we had a video documenting this. The great snake sannin is actually a pedomaru. Instead of sending them to fight us, he sends them to show us the lure of the darkside. The great snake sannin, is actually training and recruiting young children ;for his sick pleasure. He will become a boogeyman story, parents will tell their children at night. So they don't listen to strangers, offering them power. Besides ,he was going to take over your body with a seal. Thus tainting your bloodline, and killing you ;before you can reunite with your brother." Sasuke gets shushed by the timelord shut up technique. After hearing the whole thing, he snaps out of it then contemplates. "Besides ,I'm going to be removing this memory from myself ;with a seal. You want to join me or watch, it's your choice."

I elaborated he nods and says "Please erase it, as I was watching with the sharingan activitied. Also make sure I know we pranked the snake bad." He nodded and I placed the seal on him, while I then heard a shout.

"Stop this unyouthful behaviour at once!! Leaf Hurricane!" Suddenly Lee came down from no where and knocked out the sound ninja. 

"Lee?!" I pretended to be surprised. Behind him comming out of the bushes. I see Neji with a nosebleed ,pulling out tenten who was passed out.

"Don't worry, I will protect you from such unyouthful villians. But I'm afraid we both already suffered severe damage, even neji is bleeding out his nose; his brain must have fried his blood vessels from such unyouthfulness. Causing his nose to bleed from internal damage." 'THAT IS NOT IT AT ALL. IT LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYED WATCHING IT ,WITH HIS ALL SEEING EYES!' I internally sweatdropped.

He looked back at you, "Did they do that to them?" I turned towards the ground, "Yes they all passed out, from such unyouthful behaviour. " Lee became angry, "They have no honor, attacking with such evil unyouthfulness, how low." 

"Yes but worry not ,I made a seal ;to seal the memories of this incident away. So we won't be tainted by the unyouthfulness. Here Lee I have some extras, so we can save ourselves and comrades. Our youth is at stake!" Lee quickly activates his first gate but fully contained.

"First gate. Gate of opening :Release." He then grabs the seal and rushes to tenten ,and places it on her. Then he tries the same with Neji But he blocks it!!!

"Noo! I don't want to forget this event!" Neji yells shocking Rock Lee and he replies "WHY NOT YOUR YOUTH IS AT STAKE!!" before he replies I answer for him. "I've seen this before! look at Sakura, she was so tainted that she said the same thing! HURRY WE MUST SAVE HIS YOUTH, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!! GATE OF PAIN:RELEASE! ILL HOLD HIM DOWN ,YOU TAG HIM!" Lee nods and takes off his weights ,and yells "FOR YOUTH!!!" while charging with me. Neji yells "MY PRECIOUS MEMORIES, WONT BE TAKEN BY YOUR CRAZED YOUTH BULLSH*T ROTATION!" I busted right through his ultimate defence ,knocking him out; while Rock lee quickly put the seal on him and himself.

I delete my memory, with my timelord intelligence. I then hear groaning ,and I look to see the sound ninja waking up. They no longer were effected ,by the chemicals. They Quickly covered themselfs up, while Kin screamed.

"Y-you SICK BASTARD! H-how could you make such an evil trap, for a gennin exam." She points at me shaking her finger. Meanwhile Zaku looked at me with anger and pleasure at being able to have s*x with Kin ,but being f**ked by dosh made him pissed.Meanwhile Dosu was curled up in a ball, mumbling 'I am not gay' over and over. I waved my hands gesturing

"NO-NO this was not me, first I don't know anything about poisons. Second of all, earlier were hit by a poison or whatever you call it. That made us crave chocolate lavacake. Hell I still crave them. Also i noticed there was a team ,that looked like they scratched themselfs almost to death!!!! I dont want to imagine what other poisons ,there are out there!! THIS IS A CHUNNIN EXAM FOR LOG SAKE!" I said while drooling then i made a clone "GET ME SOME GOD DAMN LAVACAKES!!!" the clone took off.

Meanwhile the sound four look at me with confusion, then jealousy. They were all thinking 'WHY DID WE GET HIT BY THE WORST ONE!!'.

"THOSE SAND ****ERS.[Freedom of imagination, but author recommends Using an F to start it off.]

IT WAS THE SAND NINJA, PLAYING A PRANK ON US!!! Let's go guys we need to tell oroch-" her mouth gets covered by Dosu and Zaku while they hold their kunais to her neck."WE SPEAK OF THIS TO NOONE!"

"I know I'm an enemy, but i made these seals to seal away the memories of this event. THIS WAS SO UNYOUTHFUL I made these to erase it from our minds. I dont know why your naked but, I remember this was horrible so I can only guess. In fact I'm going to seal this memory too, as your still naked; also you have poo where it shouldn't be." They look at eachother and contemplate, but decide to inspect the seal to see if it's the same. "Okay gimme the seals, I want to make sure they are all the same. So when you use it ,we know ours wont kill us."

I nod and hand it to them. They look and hand me one and I activate it. 'These are different then the rest, as they dont knock you out. Hehehe' They take off looking gratefull. I made sure to replace sakura's memories, with them only hugging and humping eachother. Also that it wasn't my trap but someone elses.

I then heard groaning as everyone starts to wake up. Sakura leaps up and yells "Where did they go?"

"Oh they took off ,after they said that the trap was probably made by sand ninja."

Sasuke just says "Hn" while naruto says "What happened were we ambushed."

Lee gets up and yells "Yess I remember, we were ambushed by the most unyouthful sight. Then we passed out, i think my brain repressed the unyouthful memories."

"I dont know about that i feel like i lost apart of myself." Neji adds

"Yosh I remember that the sound ninja ,were brainwashing you with their unyouthfulness."

"I see." Neji contemplates.

"I must have been hit too, I dont remember a thing." Sakura blushes and lies

"Whatever it was we are alive. Our scrolls wernt taken so does it matter." She says trying to bury that memory.

"Yeah! Like Sakura says just dont think about it."

We then saw team 10 pop out all stoned and laughing and giggling. Also screaming every now and then. (They didnt get wounded ,but their senses are enhanced.) I walk up to then ,and throw a blue vile at them cleansing them of the effects.

"Hey what was that for? Wait!" Ino shouted. 

"We aren't in pain anymore or hazy." ino continued.

"That was a antidote we made as we ran into ,a few traps already speaking of which. WHERE IS MY LAVACAKE!!" My clone comes running with a lavacake in his hand and says "Here!" I grab it and scoff it down then poof the clone with a fist.

"That's for being LATE!" my teammates sweatdropped. While Choji looks in envy.

"What is a chocolate lavacake?" he asks

"Its a small round cake, with powdered sugar on the top and chocolate with fudge inside of it."

At this his mouth salivates "Where can I get such a cake!!" He says as he grabs me by the shirt."Well I heard they were selling it ,in the tower at the center." I said intriguing everyone while my teammates are thinking 'Ahh I see what he is doing.'

"This test has been so Troublesome. We have been seeing people ,scratching thenselfs to almost death. Also people begging running up to other groups, asking where the lava cakes are.Im surprised you know where they are."

"Yes well it's just a rumor, but I just proved it by having my clone fetch me one." Everyone else remembered and were interested in if it was really that good. "Tell me! How good does it taste!"

"Well I think it's the desert of the gods!!"

My teammates sweatdropped except naruto he said "If my oniisaan says that ,then it must be true! I must also try this lavacake! If it's as good as ramen ,then I will have a new thing to add to my diet." Me and sasuke sweatdropped

"You do know you need to eat a more balanced diet then that.... Forget it I tried a million times."

"Hn. Nova even had me hold you down, to eat a tenderloin steak that he made. And it was the best stake I ever tasted." Sasuke added.

"I keep telling you guys, I've lived with ramen this long; I dont need anything else."

Everyone is dumbfounded but us we just sigh.

"Well the lavacake won't wait for us,hurry before they run out."

"Let's head there together, as we have gotten our scroll already. It was easy, with the group we encountered passed out from pain. It's a good thing we didnt get hit." Tenten suggests.

"We too have the scrolls we need, as the team we found ;were all injured by scratching thenselfs to near death. Teaming up, would be less troublesome anyways. Watch out for traps though."

"Dont worry I'm really good at finding them, as we nearly have been hit multiple times." I say

While my teammates were all thinking 'Is he really this shameless. Well I'm not saying anything, as he will come up with a crazy training regimen that almost kills us; if we upject'

"To the tower!" We all say