Chunk’s Bullsh*t

"Hey guys, I just got the best…you're not gonna believe. Hey you guys, you gotta let me in." Chunk yells from outside.

Mikey and Mouth step out onto the porch. Chunk is down by the gate.

"Jerk Alert! It's Chunk!" Mouth yells.

"I'm not lyin'." Chunk begins, "I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life." Chunk finishes.

"First, you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle." Mouth demands.

Chunk and Mouth argue for a minute until Chunk gives in and does the Truffle Shuffle.

"Cut it out, Mouth." Mikey scolds Mouth. Mikey then pulls a cord which raises a tin bucket, releasing a bowling ball. It rolls across the railing and falls into another tin bucket.

A long and complex chain reaction occurs, ultimately turning on the sprinkler; the rotation pulls open the gate for Chunk.

"Oh guys, guys, thanks a lot!" Chunk exclaims.

"Tell the truth." Mikey demands.

"You guys, you're not going to believe me. This time I'm telling the truth." Chunk says as Mikey heads into the house.

"Feed the fish, Mikey." Brand demands.

Chunk steps up to the door, but Mouth closes the screen door in his face.

"You turd!" Chunk yells as Mouth.

"...flunked your driver's test." Mouth mumbles as he passes Brand.

"Shut up, Mouth." Brand commands.

"Listen, okay. You guys will never believe me. There were two cop cars, okay. And they were chasing this flour wheel deal, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!" Chunk exclaims.

"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?" Mikey asks.

"More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?" Brand questions.

"Yeah, and I bet it was more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?" Mouth and Katherine ask in unison.

"Okay Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom, but his sister did." Chunk said, happily.