The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Three Baskets of Lemons
Di Tou couldn't help but look over at the Void Wine that was still sitting on the floor between the writing desk and the bed. The last thing he needed to consider were consumables, which also came in two types. The first would be consumables that would help him quickly restore attributes should he get in injured. After all, it would be a little bit too much of a joke if he pulled out a broom and started sweeping in front of a Yin Body, right?