Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Concerned, Di Tou couldn't help but ask, "Wait, so does that mean-"
"F*ck. Annoying mongrels."
"What?"
Mu Di Bai let out a long sigh, "I thought I had finally gotten rid of these pests, but they're already after me again. Alright, Just start preparing for a venture. I'll contact you again in three to four days, and don't think that I've forgotten about you prying into my belongings."
And with that, Mu Di Bai's voice faded away, and the communication pearl became cold.
Stunned, Di Tou stood in the middle of the room before suddenly throwing his hand down and cursing, "F*CK AGAIN!? Just finish your sentences! If that was all you were going to say, couldn't you have just said it a couple of days from now? AH? Why would you contact me just to stop talking before anything important could be discussed? F*ck, it's been a month, and I still don't know what the f*cking job description is or what I'm supposed to be doing."