Masa Might Be That, I Think?

Finally! I am able to sleep in a comfortable bed albeit a little roughly seeing how as soon as Masa untied me he tossed me onto my bed and banned me from entering his room at night. Is it wrong to want to watch the handsome man's sleeping face? What? I have other ulterior motives? How can that be!? If anyone has ulterior motives it would be Masa I mean did you not seem him tie me up and all that. It's just his taste of fetishes… I mean he got all flustered when I told him I would let him see my feet. It was kinda cute, to be honest.

Anyway, tonight I will get a good night's sleep. But first I would like to say one thing! I got a new skill! Yes, I am so awesome I was able to get a new skill. It's called <Eyes Of Perception (Lvl 1)>

<Eyes Of Perception (Lvl 1)>

[Active Skill, can be turned on and off. It allows the user to see further than normal. Range increases as the skill levels up.]

It is like the best peeping skill one can get. Think about it, I can see at long distances at will. So that means… Hehehe, better close your curtains. Huh? What!? Wait! Why are you calling the cops!? You say to stop a crime before it happens!? I was just joking! Geez! It's not like I would go around peeping on people I do not have that kind of hobby.

What's that? You say that at the start of the novel I already stated I liked to watch people and I already watched an orc and elf have sex for more than a half hour. Fine! Okay, I would peep just a little but only a little. Mainly I would only peep on Masa and Masa and Masa. Why did I say his name three times? I was just trying to get my point across, Masa is very, very handsome!

So yeah I got this skill from that little girl. When I saw her walking down the path so happily as she ate whatever that sweet thing was I couldn't resist appraising her. When I saw the skill I unknowingly had already wrapped my chain around her neck to stop her from being able to yell out. After which I basically sucked her into my mouth. By the time I had swallowed her only a few seconds had passed leaving Masa who was lecturing me with his eyes closed, unable to witness the whole thing.

Anyway, let's sleep…

Morning came once again and I feel very refreshed. All was good except for my pillow… My blanket…. And ummm…. My mattress disappeared. It is very strange that these three items would disappear like this. I mean they are not items that would normally disappear while you sleep. So I can only guess Masa came in and took them just because my beautiful body was lying on them. He is probably in his room now sniffing them to take in my beautiful scent.

I won't blame him. If I was me I would have done the same. But anyway, it was time to figure out what I should be doing in this world. Right now all I am doing is traveling around and eating things that have skills I do not have yet. Now that really isn't that interesting now, is it? Masa was the one who asked what I was planning to do from here on out now that we were out and about traveling the world. There was a thing called an adventurers guild in this world. It was a place where you could take on jobs. I was thinking of going there to take on some jobs and earn a bit of money while I figure out where to go from there.

You never know I might find some kind of ancient cave or undercover some kind of plot to take over the world. What? Even if I did run into things like that I am too stupid and probably wouldn't notice? Why does it sound like you are seriously putting me down here? Anyway! I can at least try. Maybe I will find something that is interesting. For now, I should at least put on some clothes...

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So I woke up as I normally do. Feeling extremely refreshed knowing that Riku would not be able to get into my room. To make sure of this I even went as far as to push all the furniture including the bed up against the door. Though the damn girl could eat through it all it would at least wake me up in time before I became a midnight snack.

Getting up I figured the damn glutton was already hungry so I went to order some food. By some, I mean a lot. The inn's owner gave me the weirdest look. But she still did as I asked. I told her which room to bring it to and headed back upstairs. I knocked a few times on Riku's door and of course, she did not answer. So me being me who did not give a damn opened it to get an eye full.

Yes on the other side of the door was Riku stark naked doing some kind of weird dance. But her nakedness did not phase me. I just closed the door and walked in but stopped when I realized ninety percent of the bed was missing and I mean missing. No pillow, no blanket, and sure as hell as no mattress.

'Umm… Riku...'

I called her name and she turned around with a huge dogshit grin on her face.

'Hoho! And here you said you were not interested in me. You not only snuck in my room in the middle of the night and stole the things I was sleeping on so you could put on a perverted face while you sniffed them. You even snuck into my room before I even got a chance to get dressed! Masa if you just said something I would have… Ahh! So embarrassing! '

'First off who the hell would be interested in a flat chested kid! Second, put some damn clothes on. Third, what is with this fake show of embarrassment when you are literally shaking your hips at me. Fourth what the hell goes on through your mind? Is it puberty? Or are you just plain stupid and perverted to the max? Fifth what the hell happened to your bed and what do you mean I snuck in and stole them? When the hell did I ever do that?'

'Huh? You didn't take it? That's weird…. Ahh! I see you're just being shy… Okay, I will play along with you!'

'Ouch! Wait Masa!'

'Stop hitting me!'

'Then put some damn clothes on!'

'Fine! Geez!'

'A girl gives you a sneak peek and you just ignore the beauty in front of you!'

'Wait! You must be… That right? You know… the Big BL!'

'What the hell is BL!?'

'Boys Love! It means you want to stick your… In the…. Hehe, you get what I mean.'

'To hell I do! Why are you suddenly acting all shy!?'

At this point, I was about to just toss the damn girl out the window! How can there be someone so damn infuriating!