Sh*t Tests Pt. 2
"If you passed all the previous shit tests successfully, you are no doubt a man worth her attention, so a girl would indeed give you this." Sanchez's brows furrowed for a minute, as if he was reliving a terrible nightmare.
He took a deep, shaky breath and finally spoke once again. There were even tremors in his voice!
"She would indeed give you her attention, but it might not last a minute. Here's the next shit test. It is called the Attention shit test."
Hugo continued taking down imaginary notes with a serious expression on his face. Every once in a while, his left hand would reach behind him and pull out his wedgie.
The intrusion was almost distracting, but he had to put his mind on what mattered at the moment.
After doing this, he would continue to devour Sanchez's knowledge with the zeal of a fanatic. Afterall, this was knowledge that could save his life!