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Rock Lee the Insane!

Our friendly neighborhood god finally returned home. A bit bored and bitter from his previous experiences, he comes across a young boy with a sickly physique. Bored out of his mind and ‘responsible’ with his powers, he erases 4 souls before throwing said kid into the Naruto world. There is only one issue though.... He’s rock lee! .... But why does he seem happy about it? ______ All respects to Masashi Kishimoto.

Havengi · 漫画同人
分數不夠
23 Chs

A Dangerous Teen’s fist vs the Sand Assassin

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I now done watching most of the fights was extremely bored. Like what does a teenage combat addict have to do to get his pleasure around here? And don't get me started on what Naruto pulled off. I actually had to hold my self from gagging at the sexy dog jutsu.

"When I said be more creative with your clones. I did not mean that." I mumbled as a tear fell down my cheek. Neji who had it worse as he had the byagukan just saw a bunch of things with naruto's chakra signature doing lewd poses. Poor guy was so out of it he instantly ended his fight with some weakling who made it through our mass genocide of teams from earlier.

Some guys from the original made it, but a lot of the original enemies like the sound guy I embarrassed.... and killed.... Were not here. I also didn't interupt Naruto's interaction with Orochimaru. The reason for that was because I'd be screwed even with gates and seven heavens stacked. If I survived, I would then have to go into this round injured or worse crippled.

"Gaara of the sand." The announcer for the next round would call. Hearing his name, the red hair with the massive gourd on his back would make some stairs of sand and make his way down. Raising my eyebrow, I wondered if the new roster would chan-

"Rock Lee of the Leaf." The announcer said completely shutting down my earlier thought. 'Hmmmm, this is gonna be fun.' I smiled as I casually stepped on the railing before free falling into a fast flip and landing perfectly. 'God I'm cool' I would think while feeling a stare of disgust from TenTen. She's honestly just jealous.

As both of us stared down each other calmly. The announcer would ask if we were ready. "Yeah, lets get this party started." I said while totally not leaking my lust of battle and did a quick stretch routine. Gaara being the kind soul he was..... Merely began attacking.... Like immediately...

While in the middle of my stretch, he had waved his hand and sent a wave of sand directly towards me. Frowning, I jumped up into the air to avoid it and was immediately met with some sand spears to the face.

"Thats not very nice." I complained in a sarcastic manner while using a weakened geppo to quickly change directions in the air to narrowly avoid the spears.... Why narrowly... Cuz it looks cooler.

While mid air, I brought my foot above my head and smiled at my sandy opponent menacingly. "I'll have to return that cheap shot sand brain." With a quick usage of seven heavenly breaths, my skin turned red for but a moment as I entered stage 2 and did an axe kick no where near him. Once done I exited my form to take a breather.

Gaara confused just looked at me with slight confusion in his emotionless face. The confusion then changed to shock as his sand barrier went up automatically before being sliced almost completely through. "So it even blocks that? Then what about multiple?" I while joyfully giggling landed before sending a rapid barrage of rankyaku while in seven heavens 1st stage.

Not so shocked anymore, Gaara focused on blocking all of the air blades successfully as his sand was mostly concentrated in front of him. But imagine his shock when I just so happened to suddenly appear behind him with some simple usage of soru. Putting my hand on his shoulder, I would lean into his ear and whisper, "Your back is looking kinda open, let me fix that." Before activating 2nd gate instantly and kneeling him directly in the spine which sent him hurtling into the arenas walls in a blur.

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With a massive cloud of dust. A eerie silence overcame the audience as they were stunned by what they saw. Some Jonin were looking with some awe painting their face too. To them, physical ability couldn't go this far... They had never seen techniques like this ever.

"Guy." Kakashi would deadpan as he stared into his best friends eyes. "You taught him the eight gates. And what was that other technique? What the hell are you teaching him?"

The other Jonin around got closer to listen in while some of the other contestants seriously listened. Guy hearing his friend and rival would sport a youthful before laughing extremely loud. "He actually asked me himself to learn the gates. And after proving himself more then capable I just couldn't let his youth falter." Clenching his fist, a rainbow would appear behind him as tears streamed down his face. "It was just such beautiful youth Kakashi, greater then even my own fathers."

"Then what about those other techniques. Are you holding back in our competitions?" Kakashi would question with interest as Guy would turn extremely serious. "Those are his own techniques Kakashi. He has even reached the 4th gate as of now. Any day he'll unlock the 5th, the 6th is just around the corner with his Youth driving him."

Kakashi and even other Jonin from the leaf sucked in a cold breath of air as they began to look back at the arena. Rock Lee had officially made his presence known as a terrifying monster of talent in their minds.

.....

"You alive?" I questioned towards the dust cloud before a massive fist of sand exploded out. Smirking, I used geppo and soru to get to the roof of the arena and punched my feet through the roof. Making a hold for my feet, I hung there and calmly watched as the dust was blown away to reveal Gaara with his sand armor cracked but still intact. Sand covered the wall of the arena to cushion the impact from the previous blow.

"Oh? You are durable~" I said in a sadistic tone as I could almost feel my face morph to show my pleasure. Pulling my feet through the roof, I used geppo and soru to arrive on top of a statue. 'Its time to recreate the scene.'

"Well, I guess it's time to stop warming up." I said with a innocent smile before revealing my wrist and ankle weights. Taking them off, I lifted them up with the same innocent smile directed at Gaara.

"Hey Gaara." I would say earning his attention as he was mostly focused on repairing his sand armor. "Be sure not to get messed up too fast ok?" I disrespectfuly said with my smile morphing to show my itch for battle as I would drop the weights.

"GOD DAMN IT HES CRAZY NEJI." TenTen would yell before rapidly running to the other side of the room away from me with Neji soru'ing behind. Guy just laughed in his usual youthful manner and followed by them calmly. Sasuke however would eye my every movement with his sharingan.

As soon as they touched the ground, a massive tremor would occur which broke the entire half side of the arena with cracks going up the walls and even breaking some of the contestants standing spots. As they were ninja they didn't fall down and managed to getaway while showing me their delicious faces of shock and even fear.

Gaara himself took an extremely serious and anxious face as I began to lean forward on the statue I was situated on. Instantly my muscles would bulge and turn red 'stage 3' before using soru and geppo in tandem with some chakra expulsion to launch myself forward at a speed many Jonin minus Kakashi could see.

I was so fast that Gaara hadn't even recognized that I moved until I was already directly in front of him. His Automatic defense was powerless and hadn't even reacted yet. And with a demonic grin I punted him in the chin sending him in the air.

And in tandem of using gepoo and soru, I began to rapidly jump off the walls, ground, and roof to hit him with a flurry of unavoidable and brutal attacks from all directions. His armor broke into pieces like glass. I had intentionally peeled it off of him to show him the difference between us.

Suddenly appearing above him, fear and panic riddled his face and eyes as I stared directly into his eyes with a manic smile. "That was your armor...." I said with pure glee as I brought my arms behind me. "Now it's time for your bones." And 'carefully' as I didn't want him dead, I hit him was the greatest barrage of punches known to a certain Bizzare universe. His body was rapidly approaching the ground with me using geppo to follow him perfectly. None of my punches would miss.

In a desperate attempt, all the sand that was long ago broken from his gourd put us both in a dark sphere of sand. Barely awake, Gaara would sink through the sand while I was entrapped.... Now, did I notice this? Of course! Why did I allow this?

"For style." I would chuckle before bringing my hand up and activating the second gate instantly and entering the third gate soon after. Putting my hand in a knife shape, I would rapidly bring it down using chakra to expel my hand faster while combing rankyaku into the mix.

"Divine Slash." I would say in escasty as as massive blade of air cut right through the sand enclosement like it was paper and landed directly near Gaara head purposely missing. The air blade didn't stop there however and followed forward cutting a massive part of the chunin exam building open and dust covered everywhere around the announcer, yours truly, and Gaara.

Bringing my foot down on Gaara. I finally decided to knock him out before letting myself return to my base state. Instantly a slight feeling of passing out came but I powered through it. I had trained myself to handle stage 3 for longer then this.

The announcer in shock as the deadly attack barely missed him was in a sweat as his cigarette was cut in half. Looking at him I gestured for him to end the match.

"R-Rock Lee is the winner." The announcer said as the dust cleared and sunshine from the massive missing chunk of wall shined upon me standing on an unconscious Gaara for all to see.

And not known to me at the time, I had totally shifted the view of taijutsu for every ninja there including the Hokage and a disguised Orochimaru. They would remember my name and tread carefully.

For I'm Rock fucking Lee.

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