16 Exams Exams Exams Exams..... How boring.....

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Author here to tell you that.....

Lee rocks.....

Yeah that's about it....

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'Ever witnessed how it feels to watch children fight? Well not like earth children, but children completely dedicated to murdering someone? No? Well, it's actually kinda boring.' Lee thought to himself as he watched some random who didn't appear in the show fight. After his team's stunt, some of the ones who hid from all the chaos had managed to find their spoils of war.

'I would've burned them if it weren't for the fact that some of these idiots canonically couldn't find an opponent.' Yes, Lee had come to the conclusion that many of the ninjas didn't die, they didn't get previously injured, no.... They literally just got lost in the forest.....

Right now a ninja was being mounted and beaten on like it was a street fight. No ninja tools had been used just pure fist cuffs but something about the technique used didn't sit right with Lee. He had after all dedicated himself to his craft and could only sigh at what he expected to be an entertaining fight for himself.

'I want to punch something.' Lee thought to himself while looking at those above the arena. Seeing a couple of punchable faces, he smiled mischievously. 'Everyone from the canon made it, but some of the fodder also made it.....' putting a finger on his chin he stared at Gara.

'I wonder if fate will make us fight.' Lee wondered as the winner of the fodder duel was announced. The winner had blood and snot running down his face but held a proud smile. 'How cute, reminds me of my first fight in the ninja academy.'

Neji and TenTen who was beside him were just casually eating chips. Paying no mind to their excessive chewing. "He really doesn't know how go control his expression does he?" Neji in a bored tone asked TenTen who just nodded before reaching her hand in the bag again. Neji getting reminded of the bag took another handful before speaking to TenTen one more time. "Oh yeah TenTen, good call on grabbing the snacks from those guys." Neji complimented with only a "mmm" from TenTen in response.

'Sometimes, I wish he was stuck up and she was more insecure about herself.' Lee thought to himself begrudgingly as might guy fed his turtle.

"Naruto and Kiba to the stage." The announcer called.

"Finally." Lee sighed to himself before sitting on the rail itself and getting fully interested. "Let's see if anything changes here."

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(Naruto ??? p.o.v)

"Hey dog breath, you up to getting your snout punched in?" I teased a bit as I did some stretching. Lee said it helps with like blood flow and stuff, but I just think it helps me calm the nerves.

Kiba hearing my remark seemed a bit ticked off due to my enjoyment. "Hell you say brat? No way a delusional idiot like you is capable of that?" With spunk he insulted me causing me to laugh a bit.

"Thats the spirit Kiba." I said with a chuckle, 'man this is gonna be fun!' I thought to myself as I cracked my knuckles. 'I always did want to deck this smelly bastard in the mouth.'

"Spirit? You have that?" Kiba mocked as he got on all fours with a cute"arf!" from his ninja pup. "Didnt know a flunky like you had the balls to joke."

"Enough." The announcer quietly said shutting us up. Looking at the two of us he lazily raised his hand. "I assume you two are already ready to tear each other apart….. sooooo….." He took some time to yawn.

"Get to it." He lazily said with a hand wave before stepping back a couple times to observe.

"Hell yeah." Kiba yelled as he and Akamaru rushed towards me on all fours. "I always did want to beat that ridiculous talk of Hokage out of a loser like you!" Sharpening his claws, he tried to take some slashes at my torso while Akamaru bit at my ankles.

Retreating a step, I brought a kunai from my waist and threw it at kiba. Realizing he was mid air, he focused his attention of the kunai and swatted it away with a claw only to find my fist suddenly implanted in his nose. Akamaru shocked at Kiba getting punched was also helpless as I implanted my foot into his snout.

Seeing him flop a couple times, I took some time to enjoy the moment.. "Haha, told you I'd punch you in the snout dog breath!" The anger on his face was priceless and extremely enjoyable to be honest…..

Turning around, I bent over and brushed some dust off my butt while making fun. "Poor doggies? Your back all dirty? Need a good washing? Akamaru is starting to look as dirty as his master now."

Akamaru whined with some tears in his eyes while kiba wiped some blood from his nose. The snout really is a weak spot for dogs is it? "Bastard…." Kiba mumbled to himself before getting on all fours again. "Akamaru lets show him."

Still with some tears in it's eyes, it jumped on Kiba back while I watched in interest. 'Lee said a fight is only exciting when you let the enemy power up or some crap.' "We're gonna tear you apart Naruto." Kiba said with malice.

"Say that without a bloody nose idiot and a whimpering dog on your back." I mumbled while picking my nose and scratching my stomach. "You look damn dumb."

"Keep laughing....." Kiba said before doing a handsign causing a puff of smoke to appear. 'Tranformation justsu.' I recognized immediately. 'Perks of my sexy jutsu for that I guess.' I thought with a lewd smile.

When the smoke faded, two kinds on top of each other appeared, one angry with tears on top and another with a bloody nose.

"Here we go Akamaru." the bottom one said before they began to rotate rapidly towards me. 'What was today Monday?' I thought to myself before suddenly realizing the danger. "WOLF OVER FANG!" He screamed as a hole was drilled through my chest.

'Damn, hopefully main me knows' I thought before as I started to disappear with a puff of smoke. 'We need more milk.... It's expired again.... Wouldn't want another accident.'

(Naruto Clone p.o.v.)

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(Actual Naruto P.O.V)

"Shoot, is it Monday?" i said aloud to myself as the memories came back. Kiba also has seemed that my shadow clone was what he was facing all along. 'For a clan who gloat about their sense of smell, he must have a birth defect or something.'

"A clone?!?" Kiba growled in rage as he looked around the arena before finding me casually sitting in the arena corner with a smirk. Walking forward i laugh a bit before pointing my finger at him. "Yeah dog breath, it was a clone all along! You must be an idiot of some sort if you couldn't even tell the difference!"

Kiba not responding to my insult just went for another wolf over wolf.... or something, I don't really remember the name. 'Dont want to get hit by this.' I thought to myself as I summoned a bunch of shadow clones in front of me to block the attack. All linked together in a triangular formation, my clones reinforced each other to hold kiba in place. My clones succeeded in holding down his rostions stopping him completely as I jumped up to bring a heel kick down on him.

"Down mutt!" I laughed as my foot implanted itself in the middle of his back. Once his face implanted itself on the ground, my clones and I began to kick and stomp on him while he couldn't fight back.

To my shock however, the kiba we were beating on turned into a puff of smoke as akamaru appeared whimpering and in pain. Seeing this, I nervously laughed out loud as I felt some stares of judgement. "Now when I said 'Down Mutt', I wasn't aiming for this."

"Fang over Fang!" A yell rang out before the actual kiba drilled through most of my clones and managed to clip my arm launching me back a couple feet. Used to being thrown around by Lee, I remained my balance and landed on my feet with a proud smile before somehow managing to trip over my feet and flopped on my ass.

*fwosh*

"How the hell!" Kiba yelled in shock as his kunai flew right over my head. "Do you have eyes in the back of that block you call a head?"

Starting at where the kunai was for a bit, only one thought went through my head. 'Make it look cool.'

"Yeah, it was all calculated." I said with a smirk causing a drop of sweat to form on kiba's brow. Crouching down he fiddled with his ninja pouch before bringing out two pills. Taking one, he gave one to Akamaru before taking the other. "Eat up little buddy."

'Uh, drugs?!?' I thought to myself before looking at the observer of the match with a questionable gaze. Seeing my gaze, he merely shrugged, "I'll allow it."

Akamaru immediately turned red and got back up and began to growl at me. Kiba also took on a more dog like form to my not so much surprise.... I always did suspect him of being on the animal side.... Not the good way either....

"The hell you thinking about?" Kiba's voice suddenly rang out before I felt a massive impact on my chest. Immediately the air rushed out of my lungs as I flew into the air. Akamaru then found his way above me somehow and with a menacing "arf" hind leg kicked me straight into the ground.

Now in hyperactive mode, my senses went into haywire as I summoned a multitude of clones to kill some time to think. Kiba and akamaru reacted immediately by slashing and biting the throats of my shadow clones one by one.

'They are on drugs right?' I thought to myself as kiba and akamaru relentlessly sent through my clones like butter. Suddenly a devious plot came to mind. 'Thats means their mind isn't totally correct right?'

Putting my hands together I summoned a ton of clones. Kiba seeing this growled in frustration before stopping in his tracks sensing my serious gaze.

"Kiba." I said grimmly before smiling big and wide. "You forced me to do this." All of my clones suddenly started doing handsigns before a giant puff of smoke coveted the arena.

"Forbidden move of the Naruto Uzumaki series." I said with impact as the smoke faded to reveal....

A bunch of blonde hot naked chicks and questionably posed dogs of akamarus breed. "Sexy Justu Human/Dog Harem!"

Kiba and Akamaru seeing the heavenly scene I so gracefully presented them just stood in place with shocked expressions. A bunch of clones I summoned beforehand sneaked up behind them and stroke both on the back of the head before brutally curb stomping them.

Seeing my clones having so much fun made me want to join in. So I did what any ninja does best and began to join the stomping session. Once kiba and Akamaru had finally come back to reality, it was already too late. Both where unable to fight both physically and mentally.

The observer just gave me a judgemental emotionless stare. "Naruto Uzumaki is the winner...." He said with zero enthusiasm before turning to me and giving his personal words. "Get the hell off my stage now."

'God I am the best ninja there ever was.' I thought with a smile as I left the arena. I was fill of joy and proud of myself but for some odd reason, I felt a few stares of judgemental stature....

"Meh they are jealous I guess." I yawned as sakura snuck up on me and gave me a titanic punch to the back of the head in her charming anger.

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