Learning The Ropes

At least I can just unload if everyone's dead. And I do. I blow my load everywhere, my balls smashing into everything, blowing up, setting everything on fire.

The swarms of monsters piled up fighting over corpses just makes it easier. Nothing gets close enough to hit me, I blow everything away. Monsters come flying down in swarms, but that just makes it easier to hit them, and better for the aoe from my balls exploding.

The burning corpses fall down and set even more things on fire. Other monsters in the back of the station are being showered with the burning corpses of the flying monsters. My mana's still barely going down, maybe three fourths still left.

As I'm finishing off the last of the monsters, I see a weird book shaped thing drop from the monsters and shine, just for a moment. I finish them quickly, but carefully, not wanting to burn the book.

I go over and wipe the blood and bits of meat off the book, hopefully it's not ruined. The front says Fire Stream. It must be a skill book. It sure is convenient that I found another fire skill.

Then I consider the possibility of elemental resistance, and wonder if it's really convenient. Either way it's better than nothing.

I try opening it, but it doesn't budge. It doesn't even seem to have any pages, or to be made out of paper. I think about how I can learn the skill, and the book, or whatever it is, begins to shine. Then it turns into warm sticky white light. It covers me, and absorbs into me.

It fills me with it's knowledge, and I see a new skill on my status window. Good thing I don't have to put any effort into learning anything, reading would've been a hassle.

I look at the skill in my status window. Fire Stream. Release a stream of fire from the user. Length and girth of the stream increase with skill power. Uses mana for as long as the skill is channeled.

I try it out. Two streams of fire come out from the front of my palm. To some degree I can change their course with my mind, but very slowly. Maybe when it's a higher level and when my stats go up, I can do more.

The streams aren't very thick, but they're fairly long. I can also just move my hand around while I'm channeling it, so that's an easy way to change direction, though I guess you'd miss out on some of the aoe if you're not positioned right. Either way, I seem pretty set up to clear out the city, or at least a couple of streets.

With two spells and two dicks, I make my way forward. To be honest, this wasn't my stop, and I don't know where I am. I really should've charged my cellphone yesterday. Assuming anything's still gonna work after today.

These monsters are real dicks. But I'm double the dick, and when I come, they're fucked.