What a Huge Joke

ROAARRR!

Wang Feng left a hole in the ground on the road.

Bang bang bang!

Due to the sudden loud noise from the deserted street, the people nearby woke up. They opened the windows one by one and stared out at the destroyed road. A human-shaped shadow continued to hit the road, causing dust to fill the sky as holes were created one after another.

"This is strange. Please call the Hero Association and get them to send heroes to defeat it."

The residents around the street were astonished. Some were hiding at home trembling, praying for God's protection, others were busy calling the Hero Association, and so on.

...

The Headquarters of the City Heroes Union A.

"KRIIINGG!"

The Hero Association's customer service hotline kept ringing.

"Hey, hello, this is the headquarters of the Hero Association... Huh? Monsters have appeared on the eastside of M-City city? We understand and will immediately dispatch heroes to destroy the monsters. Rest assured, our Hero Association aims to protect the safety of humans, and we will beat the monsters as soon as possible..."

The customer service lady from the Hero Association was wearing a tight black skirt and a white shirt. Interestingly, the association girl's black coat was uniformly exposed, and the white shirt was supported by the chest, so she was the first to see the girl. One's eyes were usually drawn to the white that rose above their chest.

It was just unfortunate that she was so flat!

"Deputy Minister Jace, according to the resident's reports, a monster has appeared on the streets of City M..." After that, the customer service lady hung up the phone. Jace was the Vice President of the Association's Operations Section.

The Hero Association has many departments, such as the Finance Department, the Operations Department, etc. The Operations Department was responsible for fighting monsters, and it had the Hero Management Group and Intelligence Group under their command.

"East City?" Jace's face stiffened. "Immediately display the nearest CCTV to verify the situation, and evaluate the danger level of the monster and give me the disaster level of the monster. Also, check to see if there are any heroes near the monster's location."

"Yes, Sir!"

Maria, the one in charge of the Information Management and Monster Monitoring section, nodded and immediately directed the computer operations staff to get to work. From the CCTV, they could see dusty and clear streets with a figure towering among the dust.

"That's the monster."

The staff quickly analyzed the situation seen by CCTV camera and concluded after some quick deliberation that the monster's level was... Tiger-Level!

"Immediately turn on the monster warning alarm." Jess ordered.

"Ready!"

Maria immediately opened the M-City alarm system. The Hero Association had put up warning towers, similar to TV towers, in every major city. The alarm's sirens could be heard throughout the city, warning them of monsters and reminding everyone to act cautiously.

"Attention M-City residents, please note that the Hero Association has been notified of a Tiger-Level monster appearing in your area. The Hero Association is currently sending heroes to destroy the monsters. Before all monsters are exterminated, please stay out of the way and off the streets."

Hearing the M City alarm notification, many residents left after hearing the warning.

"There are no heroes within a kilometer. The search radius has been expanded."

On the other hand, the staff were looking for active heroes near the East Side of M-City.

Standing behind Jess, Coleson, who was in charge of Hero Management, looked at the East City area on Jess's computer screen and said quietly, "By the way, isn't King on the Eastside of M-City. Why don't we use King? Isn't he strong?"

"You're saying that the King, the strongest person, lives on the Eastside of M-City?" Jace was taken aback.

Coleson nodded, "Look at the address reported by the residents. It should be right next to King's residence."

Jace immediately gave a command, "Contact King and ask King to take action. We need him to eliminate the monster."

"Yes."

Maria's fingers tapped a few times on the computer screen after Jace indicated to call for the King.

In the world of One Punch Man, technology was far more advanced than modern-day Earth. Even smart robots exist. However, these advanced technologies were not popularized and were only used by institutions and large companies. The technology in the private sector was similar to that of modern-day Earth. Computers, cars, etc. It was regrettable that there were no online game developers, which meant the main role of the computer was just to check information or chat on the internet. As a result, King could only play games such as "Street King of Fighters" on his consoles at home.

From that perspective, developing an online game similar to "League of Legends" in the world of One Punch Man would definitely be massively popular! If Saitama played "League of Legends," he would definitely be more like Lee Sin the Blind Monk.

...

"Attention M-City residents, please note that the Hero Association has been notified of a Tiger-Level monster appearing in your area. The Hero Association is currently sending heroes to destroy the monsters. Before all monsters are exterminated, please stay out of the way and off the streets..."

"Uh, what?"

Wang Feng was surprised. "Monsters have appeared again in M ​​City again? Where are they?"

He was surprised for a moment. "Whatever. It doesn't affect me anyway."

He shook his head, slammed it down again, and continued to hit the road. Due to the brutal collisions and stampede, potholes appeared along the one-kilometer-long road in front of his house. After that, he turned into a bulldozer, rumbling as he cleared the road.

"KRIIING!"

The cellphone in his clothes suddenly rang, so he took out his phone and accepted the call using its handsfree function, "Hello, who ..." His head hit the road again.

*rumbling sound*

"Is this King?" Jace asked carefully.

"Yes, it's me. If you have something to say, say it quickly, I'm busy!" Wang Feng slammed his head on the ground and replied casually.

Boom...

Inside the Hero Association headquarters, Jess, Coleson, Maria, and the others were in a daze, and as the computer audio system continued to emit various explosions.

Maria hesitated. "Doesn't the King seem to be fighting the monster?"

"Maybe." Jace's eyes lit up. "That monster appeared near King's house. Perhaps King has already taken action after finding it. He's probably destroying the monster right now."

"What are you mumbling about? Speak louder. It's so noisy here. I can't hear you." Wang Feng's voice shouted through the screen.

Jace shouted into the microphone, "King, a tiger-class monster appeared near your house. The association asks that you take action to eliminate the humanoid monster..."

"A humanoid monster appeared near me?"

Wang Feng was surprised. He didn't expect the monster the alarm warned him about to be near his house.

Jace and the other workers looked at each other. Wasn't King fighting the monster they identified?

"What kind of monsters?" He was nervous since, from his estimates, the card didn't have much energy remaining. What bad luck.

"For now, it is impossible for us to confirm where it is as it has continued to destroy the street. The monster must be quite cunning to lurk near King without exposing its face."

"East City? Destroying the road?"

Wang Feng was shocked. Why did he sound like they were talking about him? When he looked around, he realized that smoke and dust had covered the sky and moon. He also couldn't see the area around him.

"Did the monster make holes in the road?" He asked hesitantly.

"Yes, the whole road has almost been completely destroyed, so the disaster level has reached Tiger."

Wang Feng was silent for a moment and said quietly, "You can turn off the surveillance feed now. The monster will not destroy the streets any longer..."

He felt the strength finally leave his body, so he no longer needed to attack to consume his energy.

"Huh? Could it be that King... have you eliminated the monster?" Jace was surprised.

"..."

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose but was too ashamed to tell Jace that he was the so-called monster.

"Thank you, King, for working to protect the people. The other heroes in our association should learn from you and prioritize the safety of the people and the elimination of monsters."

'Well, not responding can be considered agreeing...' Jace thought.

"Thank you again for your dedication and good night."

Jace noticed that Wang Feng had remained silent, so, assuming that Wang Feng had become bored, hung up the phone.

...

Hero Association Headquarters.

Jace smiled and reported, "The monster has been exterminated. Maria, please check the condition of the roads in M-City."

"OKAY."

Maria watched the video near the city street, the rumbling sound had stopped, and the dust in the air was also gradually settling. The shadow of the monster in the dust had also disappeared.

"Report, Deputy Minister, the monster has disappeared, but the monster's body cannot be found."

"Hah? How could that happen?" Jace frowned, his face full of confusion.

"Well, while it's normal to find corpses. Have you forgotten what King's skill is?" Coleson smiled.

Maria and Jace's eyes lit up, and they said in unison, "Ultimate Hellfire Wavemotion Cannon!?"

"Yeah, it's said that when he uses that skill, it will annihilate everything standing in front of him. The monster's corpse has probably been swept away by the wind."

"Right, it is King after all." Jace laughed. "Quickly, issue a notification and notify the residents of City M that the monsters have been exterminated."

"I'll do it right away."

Maria tucked her short dark green hair behind her ear and smiled.

"Well, since the monsters have been eliminated, I went back to sleep. Recently, the amount of monster activity has increased. I feel exhausted."

Coleson stretched, turned, and left the war room.

Maria reconnected to the M-City's alarm and notified the citizens in a sweet voice, "M-City residents. Attention. M-City residents. Please note that the Tiger-Level monster that appeared on the eastern side of M-City has been eliminated by the S-Class hero King, and the eastern part of the city is safe again."

Wang Feng was just thinking about how he would make amends for destroying so many streets when the sudden notification from the siren dumbfounded him.

"This is a huge joke..."

He became a "Monster" and a "Hero" this time, playing both roles, yet he won fame and fortune! What an absolute joke!