NICO ROBIN

A.N: LET'S THINK THAT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING AND WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO DO THAT THING, SUDDENLY AN INNER VOICE CALLS TO YOU AND SAY, "YEAH, I THINK I WILL DO IT LATER....LET'S REST FOR NOW" AND THEN THE LATER COMES AND YOU ARE ABOUT THAT THING AGAIN, THIS FUCKING INNER VOICE CALLS TO YOU AGAIN AND SAYS THE SAME THING. YOU THEN AGAIN LEAVE THAT WORK WAITING FOR THIS LATER COME AGAIN. AND THE CYCLE REPEATS UNTIL YOU NOTICE THAT HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE WASTED ON THIS, "NOT NOW, LATER"

SO BASICALLY, I AM THIS FUCKING RETARTD WHO WASTED HIS TIME THINKING, "YEAH, I STILL GOT TWO DAYS TO WRITE THIS CHAPTER." AND THEN IN A BLINK IT'S ALREADY MORE THEN A WEEK. THIS THOUGHT CAME TO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND THEN I SAID, "FUCK IT, I'M GONNA FINISH THIS CHAPTER RIGHT NOW AND THEN SLEEP."

SO, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...I WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO WRITE ANYTHING AND THAT IS WAY IT TOOK SO MUCH TIME...

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Vivi's eyes widen in shock, "H..how do you know!!??" Nami rubbed her forehead in frustration, "Another Warlord!!! We just entered the Grandline and now another one!!!!" "SHISHISHISHISHI...." Luffy started to laugh at that and Zoro smirked. Seeing this Vivi shakily looked at them, "H-how can you two even make joke in this situation....Don't you understand, He is a Warlord!!!" Nami calmed herself and looked at Vivi, "Oh, you don't need to worry about anything....afterall these two had already clashed with a Warlord, before even entering the Grandline."

"WHATTTTT!!!!???" "Yeah, but don't need to worry about that....he won't be coming after us!!! Not now...Yet!!" Luffy said, "Now, my hands are itching to fight him again!!!" Zoro said while holding his swords. They all then heard flapping of wings and looked at the near building. They saw a Vulture and an otter wearing human clothes sitting there. Both the animals looked at each other and immediately the otter jumped on Vulture's back and started to fly away. But suddenly as if struck by something, they both fell to ground...unconscious.

Luffy then walk towards the unconscious creatures and took their small bag and pull out three pictures from it, "Hey guys look!!! They have our hand draw pictures....." Nami immediately rushed towards him and started to rip the pictures apart. "Well, it looks like they are the spies for Baroque Works....." Zoro said looking at the vulture and otter. "They are known as 'The Unlucky thirteen Duo' and yes they are spies..." Vivi said and then looked at Luffy, "How did you stop them!!??" Luffy just waved his hand in dismissive manner.

Then they heard footsteps behind them and saw it was Igaram, but now wearing an exact replica of Vivi's clothes with red lipstick, high heels and finally he also has three big straw dolls under his arms. "You guys don't need to worry about anything!! I hab—Ma-Ma-Ma~~~.....I have a plan!" Vivi was shocked to see Igaram wearing that. "Igaram!? What's with that outfit!?" meanwhile Luffy, "Damn....You can definitely pull off that look!"

Igaram shook his head and then looked at them with seriousness, "Enough about that and just listen to me. Once the Baroque Works network learns of what happened, they'll be sure to send pursuers right away. More so, because of you Strawhat and that swordsman of yours having such a high bounty....they'll surely send a lot more of them after you....!!" "Nah....we'll be fine." Luffy waved off. Igaram's eyes twitch at that, "Just to let you know, although the boss has no bounty on him since he's now a member of Warlords, back in his heydays as a pirate, Crocodile had an 80 million beries bounty."

Igaram then looked at Vivi, "Now then princess, please hand me the Eternal pose to Alabasta." "B..But why!??" "While dressing up as you and taking these 3 dummies to represent those three...." he said pointed towards Luffy, Zoro and Nami, "The Agents of Baroque Works will think me as you and will surely chase after me. Then you are to travel on the normal route to Alabasta on their ship. Even though I haven't sailed to Alabasta using normal route, but there should be only 2 or 3 Logs to record along the way." He then hugged Vivi, "Take care, and may we meet again in our homeland."

Igaram then started to walk towards the dock where a spare ship is and boarded on it, "Well then, I hereby leave the princess in your care Strawhat...." then he released the sails and the ship started to move. "Aww man....he left!! He was such a funny guy...." Luffy said, "Yeah, he's always been so dependable." Said Vivi. "Just hoping, he won't get too burned..." "Wait what!!?" Vivi was confused at Luffy's statement but suddenly, the ship on which Igarma was on exploded.

Nami covered her mouth in shock and Vivi falls to her knees thinking that Igaram just died. "He's alive." Zoro said plainly. Vivi looked at him, "What!!??" "He somehow jumped off the ship in time before it exploded." Luffy said, "But how....!!?" Vivi was in shock at everything happening so fast, "It's not time for that, we need to move." Zoor added and looked at Nami, "Oi Nami! How's the Log!?" "Huh!?" Nami looked at the Log pose on her wrist, "It is ready." "Then let's hurry up and get going!" Luffy said and walked off.

"Zoro! Go wake those two idiots up and bring them to the ship! I'll be going ahead to the ship first!" Luffy said and ran off, "Aye aye Cap...." saying this Zoro picked up is speed and vanished from everyone's sight and was now in the banquette hall and picked up both Ussop and Sanji on his shoulder and ran back to Merry, while both Nami and Vivi were running towards Merry too.

Luffy getting their first immediately grabbed the anchor's chain and yanked the whole thing out in one sweep and tied it on the ships side. By the time he was done, Zoro had brought both Sanji and Ussop and threw them on the deck, waking them up rather rudely. Then Nami and Vivi too soon arrived while Vivi is calling for Carue, "Hey princess, you mean this duck!!" Zoro said pointed towards Carue who is somehow already on the ship.

Few minutes later, as everyone was on board so Luffy unfurled the sails and they soon left the town behind and was nearing the open waters. Meanwhile, Nami reprimanded both Ussop and Sanji for their recklessness and then gave them a small summary of what had happened, both of them now fully awake and on alert. Suddenly to Nami's surprise, Ussop took out his giant slingshot and aimed at the upper deck, while Zoro just looked there with straight face.

"Ara~Ara~~You both has some sharp senses there~~" said a mysterious woman sitting on the upper deck's railing. "WHAT....." Nami was shocked seeing the woman sitting there, while Vivi was sweating seeing her. "I must tell you Miss Wednesday, I met up with Mr.8 just a little while ago...." said the mysterious women, "Are you saying....It was you who did that to Igaram...!?" Vivi said in trembling voice, but then composed herself remembering that both Zoro and Luffy had told her that Igaram is still alive. Even though she didn't know how they know this....but she wants to trust their words, then she looked back at the woman, "What're you doing all the way out here, Miss All-Sunday!"

"Who is it this time? Whose partner is she!?" Nami asked, "She's Mr.0's partner...!! She's the only one who knows the Boss' true identity, which is why Igaram and I tailed after her, to find out who the boss was as well!!" Vivi answered. "Fufufufufufu!!!! How funny of you to think you can just follow me so easily...." Miss All-Sunday said, "What do you mean!?" Vivi asked, "What I mean is little princess, It was I who let you and that guard of yours to follow me."

"You know, it was just too amusing to observe how a lone princess so desperately trying to save her home and how she thinks that she alone can take down the whole Baroque Works organization....." said Miss All-Sunday with a grin. Hearing this Vivi started to shake in rage thinking about the current condition of her kingdom, "DON'T YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME!" but then a hand placed on her shoulder and she looked to see it was Nami's, "You don't have to worry about anything.....look around youself!!"

Hearing Nami's words Vivi looked around her to see Sanji standing infront of them protectively while Zoro is still looking straight at Miss All-Sunday with bored expression, Ussop has his slingshot ready and finally Luffy.....she looked everywhere but she couldn't find him, but then suddenly.... "Now now~~~ why don't we all talk like a civilized person~~~What do you say, Nico Robin!??" Miss All-Sunday suddenly heard this near her right ear in husky voice which sent shivers down her spine and her face immediately heat up. She jumped back from the railing and saw the Captain of Strawhat Pirates, Monkey D Luffy is sitting on her spot now.

She did not know how he just arrived there and so close to her without letting her sense anything, but waht shocked her was that he knows her real name.....She then composed herself and looked at him with forced smile, she still can't shake off that tingling feeling she got in her body when she heard him call her name in such a...ahem manner. "My~my~~~you sure are a dangerous man, Monkey D Luffy!!"

Luffy just grinned at that, "I'll take that as a compliment coming from a beauty like you....." "Fufufufufufu~~~you sure are a real charmer!! But sadly I need to go now.....before that, take this" she tossed a Log Pose towards him and he caught it. "That's an Eternal Log pose to Alabasta, I think you'll need it afterall the next island which is coming is called 'Little Garden' and let me tell you this, that island is not very pleasant one....." Luffy looked at the Eternal Log Pose, "Interesting!! Now I really wants to go there!!!" hearing him, Nico Robin laughed, "Fufufufufufu~~~~I really don't know how you know my name.....but I will really hope that you don't die on that island!! I would like to see you again Sweaty~~~" with that said, she winked at Luffy and jumped off the ship and landed on the giant turtle, "Let's go, Bunch." She said and the giant turtle made affirmation noise and swam off. 

"Shishishishi---What a lovely lady!!" Luffy said and looked at his crew and saw except Zoro, everyone is looking at him with different kind of expressions. Sanji with jealousy, Ussop with admiration, Vivi with confusion and finally Nami with anger, "What the hell was that!!?" she asked in irritated tone, "What!?" Luffy asked to which she mockingly pointed at him, "You two were flirting with eachother!!!! For the god's sake Luffy, she is our enemy and a higher ranked too...You could've taken her out easily!!!" 

"Nah!!! You're thinking too much!!" Luffy exclaimed. Then suddenly Vivi fall to her knees, "That woman...! I don't have the faintest idea what she's really planning!!" Nami then walk towards her and patted her shoulder, "Hey now Vivi, you don't need to worry about anything. We all are here with you!!" "No no—you don't understand!! With me being with you guys, I had marked you all on their hitlist....!!" then suddenly Sanji started to do noodle dance, "Don't worry Vivi~channnn~~~Your prince charming will also protect youuuu~~~~" "Heh! See, even that dart-brows is more than obliged to help you. So stop yapping about nonsense!!" Zoro said which caused Sanji to look at him with murderer's aura, "What did you call me, Mosshead!?" and again they started to go at each other, which immediately caused Vivi's mood to settle down seeing their banter.

Its new day and Going Merry had already left Whiskey Peak behind. Everyone was doing their own things, Sanji cooking breakfast for everyone, Zoro mediating to control his Conqueror's Haki more efficiently, Ussop's on crow's nest experimenting with his new gadgets, Nami recording everything on the map and Vivi is sitting beside her and looking at her work and finally Luffy is sitting on Merry's head and enjoying the view.

'Hmm....I think it is time for Nami to enter the Training Chamber!! With how things will escalate after Little Garden, she will not get any time. And with system somehow adjusting the timeline of this world to go with the two month training, it is better for her to enter now before arriving Little Garden'. He then jumped off Merry's head and landed on the deck and walk towards Nami.

"Hey Nami!! I think it is time for you to enter the Chamber!!" hearing this everyone got perked up and Vivi was confused, "Chamber?? What Chamber!!??" she asked. Ussop who had climbed down from crow's nest started to explain everything to her and her eyes was widening with every second, "Is it really possible!? Something like that....!!!" Sanji then placed the food on the table, "I know it sounds crazy to you, but we were too somewhat amazed by it when we first time heard about this!!! Supposedly, it is only Luffy who can do this and only the members of our crew can enter into it." He explained.

"Oh....." Vivi said in amazement. Luffy then looked at Nami, "What do you say!??" Nami was contemplating about this, as she knew that right now except for her everyone in the crew can take on stronger foes and she didn't want to become burden to them. But then there is also the matter of navigation.....she didn't want to think what will happen if she gave navigation command to these idiots.

"I want to enter it too but how will you guys can reach the next island without me!!??" she asked looking at each of them, the Vivi stepped forward, "You don't need t worry about that!!! I know how to navigate in Grandline.....afterall I was born here." Nami looked at Vivi for few seconds and then smiled at her, "Thanks a lot for the help Vivi. I don't want to even think what will happen if I gave command to these brain deads!!!" to which the three mentioned started to whistle looking side-ways.

Then Ussop asked an important question, "By the way, who will chose for training!!?" "Ahhh....I don't know about that!!!" Nami said in frustration, "May I suggest?" Luffy asked to which Nami nodded at him, "Even though your knowledge about navigating in Grandline is miniscule...." "Hey..." Nami said in annoyed tone but Luffy continued, "But your navigating skill is still top notch for you to atleast navigate across the first half of the Grandline." "Oh you think so~~~~" Nami said in shyly voice but Luffy still continued, "So I suggest you to better yourself in combat area so that if we are not around, you can kick some ass."

"Hmmm Hmmmm....." Nami nodded sagely hearing how she can kick some ass, this however sent shivers down Zoro's spine, 'The hell was that!?' Then Luffy continued.....again, "So for the first year in Chamber, you should select Boa Hanckock so that you can still have agility and strike harder and for the second year, you should select Prime Charlotte Linlin aka one of the four Emperor of the sea Big Mom." This shocked Vivi, "Wow.....one a fierce Warlord and other a powerful Emperor and both are women!!" hearing this Sanji started to do noodle dance, "Amazing~~~now Nami~swan is going to be really powerful~~~~"

Zoro's eyes twitched at that, "I didn't knew that you are a masochist!!! You sure have some wearied fantasies...." Sanji then looked at Zoro with flamimg eyes, "What do you say....You damn racist!!!!" and they again started to banter. Ussop sighed seeing this, "Ignore them, they are just like this." He said to Vivi who was looking at the duo badmouthing eachother with such words that she didn't even thought it existed.

Luffy looked at Nami, "Are you ready!??" to which she nodded with determination, "Next time we see each other, I will be much...much stronger. You just wait and see!" Luffy smirked at that, "Well then, good luck." And with that Luffy initiated the System and it teleported Nami into the Training Chamber. She looked around herself and saw only white space with an oval shaped house at the right side, she then heard footsteps and saw a very tall women with long black hair and extremely huge breasts and hips looking at her with a look that screams 'You are beneath me'. Nami was in awe by the beauty of the woman, how can someone be this gorgeous and hot, and the size of her womanly features caused Nami to look at her own size. She then looked at the woman and readied her herself for a gruelling training, she will become strong for her crew.....no, 'FOR FAMILY'.